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Report | 06/09/2009 2:47 am

taintedvisage

Yes.
Shall I now rape you with my big thick tentacles? ;D They squirm and wiggle and writhe. I'm certain it'd feel nice.
Except for the mouth-rape one. It's gonna gag you. But I'll enjoy it, even if you don't XD

Report | 06/09/2009 2:44 am

taintedvisage

*blinks*
Mutants are creepy.

Report | 06/09/2009 2:38 am

taintedvisage

.....I live in Pennsylvania. Only a matter of miles from TMI.
...............They found a fish with legs there, you know that right?
Creepy. XD

Report | 06/09/2009 2:34 am

taintedvisage

But it never happened XD
Hindenburg. Hurricane Katrina. World War II. The Titanic. Epic Movie.

Report | 06/09/2009 2:29 am

taintedvisage

Hiroshima: And you thought your day was bad.
Reminds me of a joke I like to keep in mind.
Whenever I think to myself "This is the worst day ever..."
I remind myself: 9/11. After that, I try to cheer up a little.

Report | 06/09/2009 2:25 am

taintedvisage

lol So I've heard. But then again, I heard "life is returning to Chernobyl", then I saw recent photos. Nope. Not so much as ivy. It's all still... dead. Dead as ********. Everything. Life may not return for another 100 years.
They're still suffering from Agent Orange in Vietnam, and that was less potent than a NUCLEAR MELTDOWN.

Report | 06/09/2009 2:19 am

taintedvisage

XD It's cute as ********, right? <3 I so want it.
Did you know they actually found some weird unknown sub-species of creature that looks almost identical to this one octopus... except it has "elbows".
It was found under an oil refinery, and it was noted that the "elbowed" octopus looked almost identical to the refinery. Some people think it was mimicking the refinery for some weird unknown reason.

Looks like the creature from Independence Day if you ask me...

Report | 06/09/2009 2:13 am

taintedvisage

XD Squidpires? That reminds me!!!!
Did you know there's an actual REAL creature that's legally named "The Vampire Squid from Hell"?
The person that named it has epic creature-naming-awesomeness. Most people just call it a Vampire Squid though. And it's not even a squid. It's a relative of the octopus, without actually even being an octopus either....

They're ******** cute though. I want one.

Report | 06/09/2009 2:05 am

taintedvisage

Indeed. We shall make a night of it!
You come over, we watch the whole series, then I rape you with my giant green tentacles. ;D Clothing optional.

Report | 06/09/2009 2:01 am

taintedvisage

Oh, I'm always up for a good tentacle rape. *rapes your every orifice with tentacles*
;D You know you like it. Take it like a good vampire. TAKE IT!!!

......Austin Powers is teh pwn.

Report | 06/09/2009 1:55 am

taintedvisage

lol. Nothing coming out but tears of joy. Fat b*****d makes me giggle. His neck looks a bit like a v****a.
;D Dead sexy. Cuz you're a vampire. Dead sexy. Puns make me chuckle too.

Report | 06/09/2009 1:14 am

taintedvisage

XD Ewwwwww........... Tacos make you.... I... I don't want to think about that XD You're weird. Your body makes me gag. Well no. That's one sexy body you've got. But the things coming out of it. My God.
You could most likely gag a maggot. Courtesy flush, anyone? O_O

..........TACOS!!!!

Report | 06/07/2009 10:33 am

taintedvisage

It's a vegetarian taco. Instead of beef, it has soyburger meat ground up in it ;D
Everything else is 100% authentic taco.
******** YUMMY!
******** DELICIOUS TACO SAUCE AND CHEESE AND LETTUCE AND SOUR CREAM AND TOMATOES AND ******** EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD!

Yes. It needed that much Caps lock. It's badass TO THE MAX!!!

Report | 06/06/2009 6:55 pm

taintedvisage

;D I'll share.
Hungry? *hands you tacos*

Report | 06/06/2009 6:55 pm

taintedvisage

;D I'll share.
Hungry? *hands you tacos*

Report | 06/06/2009 4:13 am

taintedvisage

Hey now. I'm not a Catholic Priest, and you'll have to invite me in first. So there.
Ironically, my Captcha is "Amy crept". Sounds hot.

Report | 06/05/2009 6:02 am

taintedvisage

XD For extra extra lulz: Paint "FREE CANDY" on it in big black letters in house paint. Make sure it's rusty ;D
Know what you cannnnn help me with? Hugs. I want some.

Report | 06/04/2009 7:11 am

taintedvisage

Scoooooooooore! *is cuddled and made out with by basically a stranger* ;D God that's hot.
One more of my life goals have been completed. Now.... Give oral sex to a woman on the bus/train that you've never met before.
I could so get arrested doing this one.....

Report | 06/03/2009 11:05 am

taintedvisage

XD Tis only a mask! For 'neath this monstrous guise lies the face of an angel!
Well actually, it's vampire skin so..... An angel of death maybe ;D Wanna make out?

Report | 06/02/2009 7:18 pm

taintedvisage

Oh yeah... Who wins in a cuddling/making out fight? I guess we both win!
*cuddles and makes out* ;D

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