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Report | 07/12/2008 3:17 pm

grunion

dude you play cs:s. awesome!

Report | 05/31/2008 3:35 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

A young prodigy grew up in a loving home. His parents were kind, but not overindulgent. Strict, but fair. The boy grew up in a very well-balanced environment.

The boy, Nathaniel Zimmermann, discovered his taste for blood perhaps as early as seven years old. Only coincidences connect him to the horrifically mutilated animal carcasses that were always found six hundred sixty-six paces into the forest. Animals were found splayed open, organs neatly cut and dissected, eyes and mouths opened wide, illustrating the unspeakable pain in their last moments of life.

Nathan, on top of being a genius, also had incredible cunning. He kept his bloodlust under absolute control. He had no interest in friends, and he was spectacular at mimicking human emotion. He feigned a healthy contentment with life so that his parents wouldn't get suspicious.

Nathan graduated medical school with top honors, and decided to become a surgeon. His handiwork was precise and efficient. His surgeries often ended in record time. Then his cover was blown.

Nathan's sadism was eventually exposed. It was discovered that in addition to tampering with anaesthetics (explaining his absolute contempt towards anaesthesiologists), he sometimes replaced a person's painkillers with snake venom.

Nathan's medical license was revoked, but he found his niche in being a torturer-for-hire. His only stipulation was that the victim was to die immediately following the torture, as any pain they felt after the torture would be almost pleasurable. Nathan so hated when people felt happy.

Nathan has murdered countless people, almost always torturing them first. It is rumored that when one of his victims was unable to feel pain, he simply started cutting off her extremities until she was immobile, then he shoved a screwdriver through her skull.

Oddly, it is not known whether he is a virgin. His arrogance seems to preclude him from any sexual contact, as he considers himself greater than a human. What is frightening is that he may very well be right.

Report | 05/27/2008 8:43 am

synonyms

thats expensive,
and how do they give it to you

Report | 05/27/2008 5:28 am

synonyms

which website is it?
not that I would actually buy sum

Report | 05/27/2008 5:22 am

synonyms

you know there all scams, right?
seiroulsy
you can't buy gaia gold
only gaia cash

Report | 05/27/2008 4:39 am

synonyms

I doubt you will achieve that avi you dumb b***h

Report | 05/27/2008 3:00 am

synonyms

you waisted your 300th comment on that

Report | 05/26/2008 3:29 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

sounds like a scam to me neutral
but yeah if it works biggrin
sounds gurd, lol
x

Report | 05/21/2008 8:16 am

synonyms

yeh ill donate to you if you want after i get sum more moneyz
i dont really come on cuz i cba really lol

x

Report | 05/19/2008 11:25 am

synonyms

umm hows you doin on gaiz nowz bitchez?
u need sum dimes blud?

holla bak

Report | 05/18/2008 12:57 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

there's a jew in my way

Report | 05/17/2008 11:09 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

coolio biggrin
ermm idk
havent bin on myspazz since this morning
but weather's s**t so maybe not
:/
x

Report | 05/17/2008 7:56 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

try taking them on and off again

Report | 05/17/2008 4:49 am

synonyms

weird glitch is weird
mm i think u shud beat miss squirel and sla in the race for ulitmate n00bz pr0nz

x

Report | 05/17/2008 3:49 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

lmaoo that's a weird glitch
idk
the item layering must be funny with them two items neutral
x

Report | 05/16/2008 11:53 am

synonyms

haha you should be a b***h on the gd and add me mofo

Report | 05/16/2008 8:58 am

synonyms

ew you make me sik

Report | 05/16/2008 8:53 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

Loll that'd be a pisser tbh

x

Report | 05/15/2008 12:54 pm

Alcohol and Altar Boys

You have to delete your avatar and change the eyes
orrr if they're like mine they're glasses.
+ there's an item called occulus magica that's dead good but it's like 100,000 gold neutral

Report | 05/15/2008 10:19 am

Alcohol and Altar Boys

lmaoo they take forever XD

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