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Report | 08/29/2010 1:22 pm

im doing your sister

mb: The world will tremble at the name MASTER BATES
minons: (snickers)
mb: whats so funny
minons:..(snickering)
mb: seriously whats so funny
minon:..um..nothing we just we were telling jokes
mb: ooh i loove jokes
minon:..yeah so uh..continue with what you were saying
mb: oh righnt THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE AT THE NAME MASTER BATES
minons: (laughing)
mb:..seriously could someone let me ion on the joke

i am gooods XD beware teh evil miond of master bates XD

Report | 08/29/2010 1:02 pm

im doing your sister

thanks for the raise and teh wife to fawk XD

Report | 08/29/2010 12:59 pm

im doing your sister

me: good news nation that bagel was in the fridge..but its all moldy...but still im gonna eat it kuz this job sucks
theworld: (still freaking out)
me: this just in everyone is freaking the BEEP up there are riots pretty much everywhere or rather in every white neighbor hood..and for some reason most asians are freaking out and england is still gay for america...oh and the cold war ended 19 years ago....being russian dosent make you an enmey ANGALINA JOLEE..fking salt..someone pass me the peper oh and another thing...
boss; YOUR FIRED
me:..about damn time...ive been on here for the last 2 hours ******** up the world with the truth
boss:..just get out of here
me:..i still get that raise right
boss:...no just go
me: im not leavin till i get my money
boss:...(hands me money)..thank you by the way
boss: what do you want now
me: i just wanted to say ive been ******** your wife for the last 5 years..
boss: WHAT!?
me: BAI (runs out the door)

i should seriously write short stories


XD

Report | 08/29/2010 12:52 pm

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me:..GAY SEX
thepope: O.o *heart attack*
me:...my job here is done..(leaves)...
me:..actually there is something else...Regan was black and jesus was the devil
HALFtheworld: (goes crazy)
me:..oh s**t im sorry i read it wrong JESUS WAS BLACK Ronald regan was the devil and the media and goverment is lying to you
THEWORLD: (panacking)
me:..which is an oxymoran kuz im saying this on tv
theworld: (CHAOS)
me:..eeyup i wonder if that bagel is still in the fridge

Report | 08/29/2010 12:47 pm

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(shoots him again)....awh..why you tease poor liir you know he aint got a father duud ethat would be ******** dup if his mom was still alive and if trism married his mom...duude could you imagine
last week on son of a witch trism married liirs mom the wicked witch of the...west when the witch ( i think her name is elpha ) wasent looking trism started to molest liir and liir..being the desperate virgin he is did not fight back
viewer: he took it up the a**!?
me:..yes viewers liir took it up the a** again and again and again
straight religious family: O.o *dies*
me:..in and out
dog: (dies)
me:..over n over
nika: (screams)

Report | 08/29/2010 12:43 pm

im doing your sister

I SAID NEVER AGAIN (shoots dr. demento again)

>,>...........(and again)

Report | 08/29/2010 12:42 pm

im doing your sister

OMGWTF MAN SKEWL IZ JUST AROUND DA CORNER AND YER GONNA GO TO FKING HAWAII .......******** CAPS I HATE THAT BUTTON FUUUUCK
..as i was saying this summer ended soo fast DX i diddnt get to kill anyone ;.;

Report | 08/29/2010 12:39 pm

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run..FROOOM TEH PEEEDO...>,> (stares at you)..peeedo
shar peeedo >,>.........YOUR THE ***** BEAR >,>........

O.o i vanna try making a ***** avii >'D but there arent any good items ta do it with DX

Report | 08/29/2010 12:37 pm

im doing your sister

(shoots dr demento) Never..again....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUlq9yY42VM
closet door fail XD 37 second sof awesomeness

Report | 08/29/2010 12:34 pm

im doing your sister

riing de lang dio....p***s XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4&feature=related
>,>...............duuuude lolly pop..da orgional..tis better than ******** lady gaga or any of dat s**t we has now a days

Report | 08/29/2010 12:24 pm

im doing your sister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWvb7-Rr_XI
LETS HAVE A SEXII PARTEH or better yet a plastic surgery slumber party XD

Report | 08/29/2010 12:03 pm

im doing your sister

>,>....I PAD :'D screw tampons ima usin i pad XD

Report | 08/29/2010 1:28 am

im doing your sister

;D

Report | 08/29/2010 12:21 am

im doing your sister

>,>...........duuude i remember dis awesome anime i thinks yew will likes its called Jungle wa itsumo Hale nochi Guu long title i knows..anyways duude..its about this 10 year old boy with a totally hawt ( i was gonna say ********) mom ...oh yah and theres this new orphan girl who stays with him her name is GUu strange name right..well shes even stranger at first shes all cuute but its a ******** act shes XD crazy hilarious she eats people and things and it goes into a alternate universe...O.o which iz her stomach it literly is a another world oh and noone sees guu for who she is except hare...did i mention he has a hawt mom

<--guu
<--more guu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8SXxwIi5X4<--awesome guu video >'D stacys mooom watch et beetch

Report | 08/28/2010 8:01 pm

im doing your sister

today wuz weeirds..DX..i like woke up and my neck started to hurt when i turn left...it still does i had to walk around with my head tilted to the side DX all day..and for somereason i started to rmember that year i took spanish/french class..everyone in there except me was a mexican who already spoke spanish....fawk i diddnt learn s**t in that class..DX teh lady skipped the basics and went for the hard stuff since everyone already spoke it..except me....that lady wuz ******** dup DX...........then we started french ......i diddnt get any of it and somehow i diddnt FLUNK dat test....i still failedthe class.....and im glad i failed..FRENCH.........:'D if i diddnt i wouldive been a disgrace to mai self omg and i found out something soo ******** shocking i cna never tell anyone

<--btw u vant anythin drawn..perferably a simple avii

Report | 08/28/2010 2:02 am

im doing your sister

<---well i tried teh soildgers sux so does teh hands but im improving

Report | 08/27/2010 11:31 pm

im doing your sister

duude on halloween... we should go trick or treating..and then......go over..to mt hood dallor theature and..watch teh rocky horror picture show

Report | 08/27/2010 11:15 pm

im doing your sister

duude..theres this guy named nelson christiensen who keeps calling my house..when someone awnsers he hangs up O.o

Report | 08/27/2010 9:14 pm

im doing your sister

fuuuck duck you wont beleive my luck

that rhymed...O.o...too well

so like anyways i went over to walmart and i found a 15 dallor giftcard..

i went to check how much was on there and..

it was full i bought a giant candy bar and a dress....i has 2.50 left

my mother says its good luck for me but bad luck for them but i just say they were propably ******** rich or least richer than me and diddnt need it as much as i does

not only that but we all loose things...i lost a 20 once..and now i found a 15 dallor giftcard..it all works out ya know..except im out 5 DX

Report | 08/27/2010 7:28 pm

im doing your sister

duude im playing this game called ourworld it looks kinda cool

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