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Report | 09/27/2010 10:05 pm

innocence has a gun

as i was violating the broken pencil sharpener pyramid head burt into the room we exchanged looks or rathe ri did since he always wears that mask."what do you want?"
he then rushed over took my pencil sharponer which was broken shoved it against the wall and raped it i just stared whishing i had aworking camra for no reason at all the pencil sharpner started to work and scratche dup his d**k to the point of un recontion ilughed and he cried.....and for no reason at al england rushed into the room
england: WHERE IS AMERICA!?
me : checkin out how big russias c**k is....the lucky b*****d
england:. . ......THAT WHORE
me:.........oh and like your ne to talk after all he is your little brother who you raised..you ***** freak
england:....(glares)
me: *smirks*
england; *screeches* when i find that bloody america i will
me: do nothing but kick and scream like alittle child.you hypoacrite
he glowerd at me and my smile grew wider if it was possiable now if you would please get out of my office he scoffted
"this is americas office"
"when hes gone im in harge so get before i pull out my gun"
he glares dagger sat me
im not kidding"
he continues to glare and i get my gun and c**k it he slowly backs away like the cowared he is and runs out i laugh
"******** coward" i said with pure malice

Report | 09/27/2010 9:55 pm

innocence has a gun

me : ( calls china) hey have you seen how HUGE russias c**k is!?
china: WHAT THE HELL ARU?
me :........im just urious i wanna know how big it iz
china: nine inches now please dont call me asking stupid uestions like this ( hangs up)
me :...nine inches thats one small c**k
america: so whats up
me:.russia has a nine inch c**k
america: (blushes) WHAT!?.(calls iggy) sorry england im leaving you for russia beye charlie im off to russia (runs to catch a plane)
me:......so now im in charge BUWAHAHA (puts a paper clip in his pencil sharpener) *it breaks* im ******** evil MUWAHAHA

Report | 09/27/2010 9:49 pm

innocence has a gun

me:..you might be right (hangs up then calls belarus) hey bel...have you seen russias c**k!?
belarus:..OFCOURSE I HAVE (hangs up)
me:......(calls back) where is it?
belarus: ( hangs up)
me: ( calls back) well where is it?
belarus: BETWEEN HIS LEGS YOU MORON (hangs up)
me:.so it iz under his trench coat.......howdoes he fit a whole chicken in there espeshly if its soo big.oh well if anyone has seen it i bet lithuania has (calls lithuania) yo lit have you seen how big russias c**k is
lithuania:...please .never call again (hangs up)

Report | 09/27/2010 9:44 pm

innocence has a gun

..................me surprised k if you wont give me some beavers ill get them from russia...russia has beavers right i hear his c**k is bigger than everyones if he has such big cocks i wonder why i never see them maybe theyre under his trenchcoat XD

Report | 09/27/2010 9:40 pm

innocence has a gun

me: ( calls you)...ill give you some cocks for your beavers


XD

Report | 09/27/2010 9:36 pm

innocence has a gun

me: (calls canada)yo KAN-EH-DUH..can bears eat chocolate
canada: NO~!! ofcours enot
me:..oh heh um..well at least i know whats wrong with your bear now..btw where can i find a tiny coffin...that can fit a small polar bear
canada: O.o MAPLE (faints again)
me:....btw i drank all your maple syrup...kanehduh? kanehdah? meh..(hangs up)

Report | 09/27/2010 9:30 pm

innocence has a gun

XD

america: we have too many chickens and not enough beavers
me: letme handle this ( calls canada) yo canada ill give you some cocks for some beavers
canada: O//o whut!?
me:.ill give you some cocks for some beavers
canada: (faints)

Report | 09/27/2010 9:11 pm

innocence has a gun

ITS MICHAEL JACKSON

O.o this scares me more then the read ph DX

Report | 09/27/2010 9:05 pm

innocence has a gun

duude it wuz epikz dahilas a faker teh only person who rly loved her wa sthe one she was forced to betray

Report | 09/27/2010 9:00 pm

innocence has a gun

one word TWINCEST YURI in that story read read reeeead it

Report | 09/27/2010 8:58 pm

innocence has a gun

.cheryls name changed to heather.dont ask

btw did you rea dthe second one

<---dahlia

<--her twin iris

<---cheryl aka heather

Report | 09/27/2010 8:50 pm

innocence has a gun

hey lets make jame shtink hes a girl no better lets make him think he's cheryl XD

Report | 09/27/2010 8:44 pm

innocence has a gun

your page just got awesome

Report | 09/27/2010 8:38 pm

innocence has a gun

duude there are two fanfic you must read they are short but ******** they really make ya thin ones silent hill and ones from pheonix wright but you dopnt have to play thyem to understand

without a care silent hill-> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5966198/1/Without_A_Care

too late pheonix wright--> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4843265/1/ ( this one i think you'll really enjoy)

Report | 09/27/2010 8:30 pm

innocence has a gun

omg kim jong was talking to bush via im omg i loved that paret but the best part wuz wher ethe guy huged his c**k and said cant you see i love my c**k XD
duuude my avii has a floating gun epik XD

Report | 09/27/2010 8:19 pm

innocence has a gun

OBSCEINTY IN MY EYE

OMG this video is epoik communism bush and big cocks what else ould a girl want XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfnr9yueRE
watch watch watch u gotta see it

Report | 09/27/2010 8:13 pm

innocence has a gun

er...ya that (shoves his brainwashing machine in the closet)

>,>..........hallo my name is charlie well hello my name is charlie i like to scream random obscenitys
vulgar little boy CHARLIE vulgar little boy CHARLIEE
( let me show you the ways of your shaft)

XD loove that thong espeshly when you can ******** along
--------i love that song espeshly when you an sing along---

i looove paroding songs

Report | 09/27/2010 8:04 pm

innocence has a gun

THIINK PEOPLE THINK OR I WILL EXPLOAD and my reaction will eat your soul XD

Report | 09/27/2010 7:52 pm

innocence has a gun

I FIX POEM
before
pregnate teenagers wasting theyre youth caring for a child that will soon resent them always complaning never caring when will the suffering end?
after
pregnate teenagers wasting theyre youth caring for a child that will soon resent them always complaning never caring when will the cycle end?
sounds better

Report | 09/27/2010 7:51 pm

innocence has a gun

duude listen to this song XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQ2apLajTc
>,>........ja everyones got diffrent sides ya know what pisses me off when you try explaining this to a "normal person" they freak out and call ya psycho and its all like duude.....CAN YOU THINK ON YOUR OWN.but anyways people usually disover themselves in theyre 50's 30's? 40's right now people( we) are(should) usually.(be).....brainless teenagers ( THINK PEOPLE) with all theses fades dating and....gossip they are distracted from thinking on theyr eown and they are prey YES PREY for manipulaters (did someone say hitler?) THEY ARE PUPPETS ( dance) MUWAHAHA they are mindless minons yes........THINK PEOPLE thinking is a dying art WE MUST EXPAND OUR MINDS not with drugs but with complex sometimes useless thoughts FINDS YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE (death) DONT LET THE MEDIA tell you you have toi be straight you have to wear clothes from banna republic( holister) and you have to get married have kids get a job AND CONFORM TO SOCIETY........ok i done (i ******** I HAVENT SAID ******** ONCE ******** there was some thing else i wntedto say but i forgots....
and now for a poem------------
pregnate teenagers wasting theyre youth caring for a child that will soon resent them always complaning never caring when will the suffering end?

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