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Report | 07/16/2008 1:05 am

The Masturbation Song

All 10 of them, yes.

Report | 07/16/2008 1:04 am

The Masturbation Song

Yes, 8 to be exact.

Report | 07/16/2008 1:02 am

The Masturbation Song

So you don't get prego, again?

Report | 07/16/2008 1:01 am

Onomatopenis

I am your mom and your dad.

Report | 07/16/2008 1:00 am

The Masturbation Song

In the laser tag room? Oh baby?

Report | 07/16/2008 12:59 am

Onomatopenis

But I am cats.

And you have me.

So you're lying about having no cats.

Because I am them.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:56 am

Onomatopenis

Fantastic, then.

It's all settled.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:56 am

The Masturbation Song

Lets go laser tagging

Report | 07/16/2008 12:51 am

Onomatopenis

Well, if you don't show up, we're going to give your complimentary turkey dog to someone else.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:51 am

The Masturbation Song

Eww. Cunondor is much better.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:49 am

The Masturbation Song

What is it?

Report | 07/16/2008 12:49 am

Onomatopenis

Sorry, all booked up for that time.

But I can fit you in at 1.02123122 seconds to 6:32pm, is that alright?

Report | 07/16/2008 12:48 am

The Masturbation Song

I know.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:47 am

The Masturbation Song

I can wait.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:45 am

The Masturbation Song

Oh kay. [: My adress is, suite 7889 McDonalds.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:43 am

Onomatopenis

But that would have been several minutes ago, so you're late for your appointment and you'll have to reschedule.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:40 am

The Masturbation Song

The border control.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:40 am

Onomatopenis

Yes, that would be the time.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:39 am

The Masturbation Song

I can't.

Report | 07/16/2008 12:38 am

The Masturbation Song

ILYM

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