About
Omg, HAI! biggrinFirst off, I'm a pretty awesome person. Maybe not the most awesome person you'll meet... but damn close. ;3
Also, I'mma rip these things from my FanFiction and FictionPress profiles:
I:
~can be spontanious hyper
~will take over the world at some point
~am weird and proud of it
~wear dark clothing
~can kick your a**
~am sarcastic
~have lived this life for 17 LONG years
~will ask "where did you come in from?" after you asked me to help you out
~think that one day, Boots from Dora the Explorer will go monkey balistic and attack everyone
~love the night
~totally stole this idea from my friend, Danzaikura
~trip over air
~am not lieing about that last one
~totally mean that
~will kick your a** if you don't believe me
~am terrified of clowns
~love to annoy the living s**t out of you
~think my house is haunted and that a ghost is stalking me.
~know someone who should spontaneously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death.
~repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because I love it.
~have wished I could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
~love rain.
~think it's stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink
~ have forgotten my name while introducing myself.
If you just read this whole long list of random facts about me, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist
If that didn't scare you off, then you're my friend! 3nodding
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Wow, really?! After so long? Don't you miss your mum all the time if you haven't seen her for years?! emotion_jawdrop .
On the bright side, it's great that you have a phone now! Yay ~
/flails arms.
the friend
Aaaaaand I went to a Jewish dinner thingy at my Jewish aunt's house emotion_dealwithit . I got twenty bucks.
'sup c: ?
MY CAT IS ******** CRAZY. I don't know why..Its only my room..but when ever hes in it he decides to go crazy and destroy s**t. >.> I try to pick him up and he claws me.
AND I'M THE ONE WHO FEEDS HIM EVERYDAY. xD Lol, I feel insane in those moments I talk to pets..I have a had a few moments of me telling him "I FEED YOU. YOU SHOULD LOVE ME."
xD Haha, oh god. I want to see Vampires suck so bad. Last year I like hated all the movies that came out but recently there has been so many I want to see.
And there is no need to watch Shutter Island. EVER. Me and my friend watched it..Its one of those movies in which there is TOO many twists and you end up being like "Wtf?!"
LIKE, right after 3 major twists there is like more. xD They just keep coming. And the last twist doesn't even make sense.
LOL, reverse Oreo. xD Haha, my black on the inside friend is fat too. Holy s**t..Not to be degrading to fat people but she does the funniest dance I have ever seen. xD
I just like the words containing "********" in ********, ********, ******** and so on. xD Just have a nice ring to them.
I walk to school. xD Where I am in just rains..doesn't get too hot though. I don't really know what it would be in Fahrenheit..Lemme go do some conversions. xD OKAY. Around 82.4 Fahrenheit where I am.
I'm jealous you get to bus to school. xD I love busses. LOL, my brother is awesome. xD Hes my favourite. Hes gonna be a physiologist too. xD
SOME GUYS. CAN BE MAJOR JERKS.
I always get hungry at like 9:00 p.m...No idea why.
xD NUH-UH. I'd rather be with something soft and warm than cold and hard. HAHA, I love Charlie. Hes funny. xD AND ERIC. I liked Eric.
I wanna switch schools so bad. HOLY s**t. OKAY, the cat I own is so sketchy..It's black and like...So ******** quiet. It opens the door to my room so I look around and don't see it and then it like touches my foot.
I was gone for 5 days and the only thing that cat wanted from me when I got back was to feed him. Hes such a sketchy cat and has like random attack moments..xD And hes like soft and squishy but hates to be cuddled. >.>
WELL, you see..Me and my friend have gone to the opening of like all the movies. xD Our plan this time..Since we didn't go to the opening of Eclipse is like see that then Vampires Suck right after. WE WERE PRETTY PHYSICKED FOR THE $20 because we forgot food money.
xD LOL, omg. I know someone who is like white outside but black on the inside. I don't know what you'd call that? Shes like the funniest person I know. Angry people make me laugh basically.. xD And she hates asians. Its so funny because our school is like filled with them. Haha, attack.muffins suits you somehow. =P
Imma miss staying up late when school starts back up. Night is the best part of the day. How hot does it get in Alabama? xD My brother doesn't even print anything (only cursive) because he gets lowercase and uppercase mixed up. xD I laughed at him.
******** THE PART OF CANADA I'M IN.
Theres like no black people. Ffs. They're beast.
LOL, know whats sad? Okay..so back in like grade 6 I read all the Twilight books and stuff way before they became popular...and I must admit. I do like them.
But something I realized, I HATE Bella. And Edward...And everything except like Jacob and Charlie and Jacob's family and stuff. If I met Bella, I'd straight up punch her in the face.
Shes such a weak character with no back bone and is much too needy. THERE IS MEN CRAWLING INTO HER ROOM WHEN SHE SLEEPS. LIKE, you'd think an alarm would go off "THIS AIN'T RIGHT." in her head.
But no.
HAHAHA, OMG OMG. Me and my friend actually had set up a whole parody for Twilight and it was so funny. xD I wish we wrote everything down. One part was like Edward failing to climb a tree, and like...
Bella falls down and he thinks that shes dead so he looks at the camera and is like "Well..Can't let this go to waste." and starts to suck her blood...But then later theres like a scene of her and him on a bridge and her neck is like bandaged and they're staring off into the sunset, and shes like pissed off and then he trys to do the bump-it thing with his hand right? And hes like "We cool?" and she just glares and looks away again.
OKAY, maybe (most likely) won't sound funny to you but we went into extreme detail about this. xD I'm such a loser. KAY, so I'm not a Twilight freak even though this will make me sound like one...
The last one we stood in line for 2 hours to see the opening or something and this guy gave up $20 to save his spot. It was well worth it. We're going to go see the newest Twilight then like RIGHT away see the Vampires Suck movie.
xD My best friend is brown. And we're so racist towards each other..xD Its funny. Racist jokes are funny to me, not gonna lie.
OKAY. HERE IS MA SKYPE. LOL, and yes. You'll be like the 4th person I have on skype sadly enough. ******** what my skype was called.
FACEBOOK WILL TELL ME THOUGH.
alyesha.khouri.
That is my skype. ADD MEH.
LOL, and I proud of you for finding that earring. For me too misplacing things is a specialty.
Well, to be extremely correct Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories.
Yeah, holy s**t. In grade 5 I failed my provinces test twice..>.> I don't think I could manage 51 states.
I wanna buy a skirt though. Thats my summer mission. xD
xD Haha, sorry for the length of this one!