"The original title for Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs Dr Cotton. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long."
"Dr Cotton was the first sheep ever to bring a zombie back to life."
"If you spell Dr Cotton wrong on google it doesn't say "Did you mean Dr Cotton?" It simply replies, "Run, while you still have the chance."
"Dr Cotton is the reason the beatles broke up."
"The Great Wall Of China was invented to keep Dr Cotton out. It failed miserably."
"Dr Cotton and Chuck Norris once walked into a bar togather and the whole place exploded. That level of awesome just can't be contained in one building."
"Outer space was invented for those who are too afriad to be on the same planet as Dr Cotton."
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Dr Cotton can kill 100 percent of whatever the frick Dr Cotton wants."
"Dr Cotton is the real slim shady"
A long long time ago. Way back when your mom hadn't even been born yet (ooo burn), the Jade Emperor decided there needed to be a way to tell time. He decided to throw a banquet and invite 13 animals in creation. They were to have years named after then. He invited the cat, the rat, the tiger, the boar, the dragon, the rooster, the snake, the rabbit, the dog, the monkey, the horse, ox, and the sheep. You probably already know the classic tale of how the rat tricked the cat into thinking the banquet was on the other day, but do you know any legends starring the sheep? Of course not.
Sheep have always been overlooked and underappreciated. Known for being slow, stupid, and cowardly. But not this sheep. This sheep is on a mission for world domination. GAIA domination. I Dr Cotton, shall become Gaia's Greatest Supervillian. BWHAHAHA. Join me and we shall rule ;3
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Hello! It is nice to be commenting you too, and yes Marie has told me a lot about you lol
Well Saving Stockholm is a tribute to one of my favorite bands, Blink 182, who wrote a song titled "Stockholm Syndrome". It just sorta references, but we changed the name to Zach Walton & the Jive to kinda give a little recognition that this is my solo career lol
OmGooooosh *pronounced like Goo-sh*, I've not said 'ello in forever, and that's not fair! I should be able to say hello! But it wasn't till just now I relized why I couldn't find your comments O.O *Looked down at the scroll bar, as your comments wher hiding from meh*
So, Dr. Cotten, I hear you've visting your cousin this summer. *You know the one* She'll probably warn you of rabid neighbors, expecialy this one who thinks she's a small duck. Yeah. Expect to see her no matter how much you hide from her. She will find you. Cause she is a neighbor of that one cousin who told the duck girl you wher comming, and the duck girl when all, "OMGIFINALYGETTOMEETHER?" and then she did a little dance and whent down a media hallway. Or... I think that's how it whent, you'd have to ask that one cousin for exact details. You know, the one with the name about fancy fabrics in gothic colors and a flower. Yeah, that one.
Anyway, it's just a warning. The duck girl might be away, you might be safe from her lurking doom-ness, that is if she has any lurking doom-ness, as she's not quiet sure.
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Well Saving Stockholm is a tribute to one of my favorite bands, Blink 182, who wrote a song titled "Stockholm Syndrome". It just sorta references, but we changed the name to Zach Walton & the Jive to kinda give a little recognition that this is my solo career lol
but yah
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So, Dr. Cotten, I hear you've visting your cousin this summer. *You know the one* She'll probably warn you of rabid neighbors, expecialy this one who thinks she's a small duck. Yeah. Expect to see her no matter how much you hide from her. She will find you. Cause she is a neighbor of that one cousin who told the duck girl you wher comming, and the duck girl when all, "OMGIFINALYGETTOMEETHER?" and then she did a little dance and whent down a media hallway. Or... I think that's how it whent, you'd have to ask that one cousin for exact details. You know, the one with the name about fancy fabrics in gothic colors and a flower. Yeah, that one.
Anyway, it's just a warning. The duck girl might be away, you might be safe from her lurking doom-ness, that is if she has any lurking doom-ness, as she's not quiet sure.
I just had caffine, Dr. Cotten.
It was good.
Better than pie.
Better than.... caffine free soda.
You know what I mean, right?
OMGISAVED8DOLLARSONCEDARPOINTTICKETSBYDRINK'ENMEHCAFFINE!!!!
Don't cha just hate it when little duck girls scream sentances in such a manner you can't read them? I do. But I do it anyway. Sometimes. Rarely.
Oh, and one more thing...
*poke*
Nice profile ;3
i haven't talked to you in foreeeever!!!
how are you?
hows life?
taken over the world yet?
;_;