"He said what?"
These are some of the funniest things I've said or heard someone else say here in Gaia. Everytime I read something really funny, I'll post it here to share with everyone. Cause I'm nice like that.
"You can't steal Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris steals you."
"What would you do if you were to ever literally laugh your a** off? It's not like you could just sit down and regroup."
"See, where you live, it might be considered an accent. Here it's called "that voice that everyone just talks in all the time"
It's not special here. Sort of like Chinese food in China. Chinese people don't go "Hey man, cheer up! Let's order some Chinese Food"
There it's all "Here, here's some of that boring food we always eat""
"Life is like a Buttox. One moment everything is perfect and then your whole world is torn apart. Just like a buttox rips farts every once in awhile, no matter what you eat. You can live your life right, you can diet, and eat only healthy foods. But eventually those cheeks will pull apart. But most importantly, like the buttox, life always comes back togather."
