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Report | 12/16/2012 5:32 pm

It is. If you don't mind me asking, how long have you lived with Sherlock? ...and are you really sure you don't mind me staying? You don't know who I am at all...as far as you know, I could be a deranged, evil android that spews venom all over. (If I were, you KNOW Sherlock wouldn't tell you till the last minute to maybe bring a shield)
Not that I'm evil! Or crazy! I'm a philosopher. Well, mostly, I work at a tea company for now. There are no jobs for philosophers.

Report | 12/16/2012 4:56 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

I know your plan to drug me now. It won't work! I can handle alcohol quite well, for your information. Unless I've been without food or sleep the previous few days, but I won't be making that mistake again, so don't get your hopes up.

Report | 12/16/2012 3:01 pm

Victor Trevor

Come whenever I'm there, take your time...
I think I'LL have to bother Mycroft myself. I'll go to him and mention how I was Sherlock's first friend ever and have never asked him for anything and if he could please get his lovely brother a lab before one of us is tempted to throw all his chemicals into a volcano.
Thank you! I haven't had freshly-made jam in years. ...is that sad? I feel like it would be.

Report | 12/16/2012 2:48 pm

Victor Trevor

A. You both should visit me...one day...
B. He still does that? He's a grown man! When he was nineteen, I could see it...but he's...well, he's Sherlock, so I shouldn't be surprised. I love him, I really do, but...he really needs to just get a lab. And not deal with disgusting smelling chemicals when I'm around.
C. Anything you like. I like things with strawberries, mostly.

Report | 12/16/2012 2:25 pm

Victor Trevor

A. Thank you for helping defend England! even though I don't live there, I still love it. (I live in India now.)
B. He really isn't bad. When I met him, I was just a desperate, overly-intellectual student who had no friends. My dog bit his ankle, and, while he was recuperating and couldn't get rid of me, I unfairly stole a lot of his time by visiting him daily until we eventually just became friends. So that's how I got to know him. I guess you got to know him through the flat? Does he still do experiments in there?

Report | 12/16/2012 2:10 pm

Victor Trevor

So you're the fabled flatmate of Sherlock Holmes! You can also tolerate him for long periods of time? What sort of magic has caused this?

Report | 12/16/2012 1:49 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

I am throwing that kitten shirt into the Thames where it belongs.

Report | 12/16/2012 1:44 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

I... don't know how to react to this. Do you see me staring at you? Is that enough? I'm going to give you this face until you stop it.

Report | 12/16/2012 1:20 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

John? JOHN! I take back the comment about being made of jam and kittens. Take it off!
That kitten jumper is...

disturbing.

Report | 12/16/2012 12:25 pm

Calwuin

Thank you! I'm not sure, I just found in on one of my internet trawls and thought it was lovely! Are you taking care of Sherlock or is he still being whiney and sick?

Report | 12/16/2012 2:02 am

Sherlock Holmes BBC

Quote:

coffee
turkey
cheese
magazine on botany
whatever else we're feeding him I guess

Report | 12/16/2012 1:08 am

Sherlock Holmes BBC

Victor was the only friend I made in college. His bull terrier bit my ankle. As you correctly deduced, it was a quite an injury. Left me laid up for ten days. Victor came to check on me. We realised we had things in common and became friends.

Does this satisfy your curiosity?

Report | 12/16/2012 12:38 am

Sherlock Holmes BBC

You've had a lot of sugar today, John.

Well, I suppose Victor is a 'fiend' of sorts as well. You know that scar on my leg?

Report | 12/16/2012 12:17 am

Sherlock Holmes BBC

I didn't get rid of anything.

Then why do you have three opened jars of strawberry jam in the refrigerator?

Not if they were dead.

Oh. You feel good do you?

Cola as peace offering.

You inserted an extra "friend" in there.

Dr Watson BBC

Oh, and who IS Victor? You haven't answered my question. Are we talking about a friend, ex-friend, friend, arch-nemisis?

Report | 12/15/2012 11:43 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

Doctor John Watson, I merely obtained a few items which I thought you might enjoy- as a 'thank you' gift. The status update was revenge for implying I'm unbearable; you and I both know you find me quite bearable.

Also! I, Sherlock Holmes, do not 'whimper'!

Some of those things were rather hideous, you must admit.

They're YOUR readers John. Something in your blog seems to imply you are obsessed with jam (and you DO have an impressive jam collection) and that you are made of kittens. Are you made of kittens? Why would you lie to your readers like that?

Victor is a friend. Do you realise you typed 'friend' twice?

By the way, since you're spying on me, you already know I'm not eating all of the brownies.

I made the brownies.

...

John. How many of those brownies did you have?

How do you feel?

Report | 12/15/2012 7:03 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

He'll be sleeping in my bed. Besides, he was in school with me. We lived together for a month. I think he's probably more used to body parts and papers than you are.

Report | 12/14/2012 6:22 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

Touche. Can I have some tea?

Report | 12/14/2012 5:52 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

I'll sing along. I found some throat lozenges.

Report | 12/14/2012 5:20 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

No, I meant I was going to practice as if Mycroft were visiting.

Report | 12/14/2012 5:15 pm

Sherlock Holmes BBC

More bearable? You know what? I think I need to practice my violin for a bit.