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Report | 08/24/2008 7:04 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: I'm naked and getting married to a murderer.
Nishin: I love you, too!
M: -cries-
Nefas: Do you?
Nishin: YES! GOD, YES!
Nefas: Do you?
M: DO I have a choice?
Lt: -flicks the wand-
M: ...and now I'm in a ******** dress.
Nishin: I'm in a tux? I'm the man now!
M: -glares-
Lt: Oops?
Nefas: I'm- too sexy for my shirt-
Everybody: NO!
Nefas: I'm not sexy?
Lt: Yes?
Mem: No?
Nishin: Sure?

Report | 08/24/2008 6:53 pm

Commander Oblivious

Nishin: M! -tackles- -wiggle-
M: NOOOOOO!
Mem: Give me the wand!
Lt: No!
-struggle ensues-
Munchy: -hums Wedding March-
Flamy: -drags M out from under Nishin- You're walking us down the aisle!
M: Why me?
Lt: You're the only Gaian guy here.
Mem: Who's the Judge?
Lt: NEFAS!

Report | 08/24/2008 6:48 pm

Commander Oblivious

Why is M saying no, please? I'm confused.

Report | 08/24/2008 6:37 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: I thought the baby was Ted's?
Nishin: I stole your sperm.
M: -pales-
Lt: -pales-
Mem: -nomnomnompillow-
Munchy: Don't worry, Flamy, we can have children through TWU WUB!!
Flamy: Naoplz?
Munchy: After the wedding!
Nishin: So the baby must be yours! PROPOSE NOW!
Lt: ...she might hurt you if you don't...
M: -thoughts of decapitation and toture-
Nishin: I'm waiting!
M: -looks at Lt-
Lt: -looks at M-
M: -nercously gets on one knee- Don't I need a ring?
Nishin: Yes! I demand a ring!
Lt: -innocent whistle as she hands M a ring-
M: You were PLANNING this!?
Nishin: -kicks-
M: OW! Fine, Nishin, marry me and DON'T KILL ME OR ELSE. And I want to send the baby to Switzerland.
Nishin: -glomps- YES, YES!

Report | 08/24/2008 6:22 pm

Commander Oblivious

Lt: Wait, he figured out I'm actually a girl? YES!
Nishin: -gets mad- SAY IT! -waves M around by his hair-
M: OWOWOWOWOWOW
Nishin: -drops him- SAY IT!
M: No!
Lt: Why doesn't he say it? Oh, I has an idearz! -whispers in Mem's ear-
Mem: M!
M: What?
Mem: Ask her, then fly to Durem or some other place right before the wedding!
Nishin: -busy playing 'He loves me, or he will die' with a flower-

Report | 08/24/2008 6:09 pm

Commander Oblivious

Nishin: Propose to me! NOW!
M: -hyperventilates-
Lt: Which one is the bride?
Mem: Why can't they both wear dresses?
Flamy: There is no way you're putting me in a dress.
Munchy: Thrimp and thtake, pleathe. Yes, edible table decorations.
Lt: So, you're Munchy's bridesmaid and I'm Flamy's...who will be walked down the aisle!
Mem: M! You're walking them down the aisle!
Nishin: What about a double wedding, honey? Wouldn't that be fun?

Report | 08/24/2008 4:53 pm

Commander Oblivious

Lt: Does this mean we can now summon Nishin?
Mem: Guess so.
Lt:...I'm confused now. What the hell is going on?
M: No, I'm not cheating on you!
Munchy: -on the phone- Yeth, I'm retherving the ballroom for my engangment party. Yes, I need the catering thervice.
Flamy: And you had better get me that watch! It's a wedding present!
Oedipus: Yes, suh, right away, suh.

Report | 08/24/2008 4:41 pm

Dark Lord M

Hopefully I'm not a gay monkey... <_<

Report | 08/24/2008 4:11 pm

Commander Oblivious

Mem: At least A-Q and Nefas aren't here right now. Then you'd be violated for sure.
Oedipus: I say, good sir, I'd be honored to attend this extravagaza of yours.
Lt: Why does his voice keep changing?
Flamy: I missed something. Extravaganza?
M: I don't want to be violated!!
Lt: Good thing Nishin isn't here, either.

Report | 08/24/2008 3:18 pm

Dark Lord M

Sweet Raptor Jesus, is this still going on?

Report | 08/24/2008 3:04 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: -strangled sob-
Lt: SMITE! SMIIIITE!
Oedipus: -snarls-
Flamy: Bad kitty!
Munchy: Let'th have dinner.
Flamy: Spagetti?

Report | 08/24/2008 2:52 pm

Commander Oblivious

Lt: Incest...?
Mem: Yes, Lt, incest.
Lt: BUT WHY?!?!
Munchy: Oh, thuth.
Flamy: You banged my cat!
Oedipus: YES I DID AND IT WAS GREAT
M: -far off in the distance- -girly scream-

Report | 08/24/2008 2:30 pm

Commander Oblivious

Munchy: Why, yeth, yeth I do.
M: I'm not staying for risk of being traumatized. -leaves-
Flamy: -drools- What say you and me go somewhere private?
Lt: -huge eyes- Your momo is gay?
Mem: Yeah. Didn't you know?
Munchy: -thinks for all of two seconds-

Report | 08/24/2008 2:21 pm

Commander Oblivious

Munchy: Really? How thweet!
M: NO.
Memphis: I died too, remember?
Flamy: -sees Munchy- Oh, hi!
Munchy: -stare-
Lt: ...What's wrong with them?

Report | 08/24/2008 2:12 pm

Commander Oblivious

Is that why you sold him?
And yeah, we can do the roleplay, if you start it.

Report | 08/24/2008 2:08 pm

Commander Oblivious

Flamy? Is that the cat?

Report | 08/24/2008 2:03 pm

Commander Oblivious

Roughly 3k and I can get a Momo to keep him sorta company.
The urge to write about two gay monkies in a Gaia setting is almost overwhelming.

Report | 08/24/2008 1:59 pm

Commander Oblivious

If only I hadn't sold my momo...

Report | 08/24/2008 1:53 pm

Commander Oblivious

-cries-
Has he met me on my main yet?
And tellhim he needs therapy.

Report | 08/24/2008 1:50 pm

Commander Oblivious

So he's not attracted to me anymore?
Did he figure out I'm a girl?

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