Welcome to Gaia! :: Gaia :: Profile Comments

Comments

• [view profile]

Viewing 1241 through 1260 of 1405 comments

Report | 08/11/2008 11:00 pm

Commander Oblivious

Lt: -scribbles madly- Mem, I'll call an ambulance in a minute.
M: -shoots again. Hits Nishin- DIE!
Lt: Better yet, why don't I call GOD to come heal you?
Nishin: STOP HITTING ON ME, YOU PEVERT!
Mem: -falls over-

Report | 08/11/2008 10:50 pm

Commander Oblivious

Lt: -pops up from behind the tree- Here they are! -disappears before M figures out who she is-
M: -takes them-
Nishin: Ted, what are you-'
M: -shoots and misses-
Nishin: What the ********!?
M: -takes aim-

Report | 08/11/2008 10:39 pm

Commander Oblivious

Nishin: -climbs the tree-
M: Stay away from me!
Nishin: Rawr! -attacks-
M: -mad flailing-
Nishin: -rubsrubrub- Okay, how did you make them go away?
M: I AM NOT TED.
Nishin: LIES!
M: -falls out of tree- STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCOTIC WOMAN.

Report | 08/11/2008 10:31 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: My name is Michael...
Nishin: YOU'RE TED!
M: Am not!
Nishin: You have the tattoo to prove it!
M: I do? Where?
Nishin: -goes red-
M: Are you mad or embarrased?

Report | 08/11/2008 10:25 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: Put the ax down! I'll do whatever you want, just put it down!
Nishin: I don't believe you.
M: How am I supposed to prove it?
Nishin: -swings again-
M: -runs-

Report | 08/11/2008 10:18 pm

Commander Oblivious

Nishin: -sets it next to her and keeps one hand on it-
M: Isn't that better?
Nishin: ...If you jump on me I'm gonna hit you.
M: -edges away-
Nishin: -thinks hard-
M: Nishin...?
Nishin: -pounces-
M: Gah!

Report | 08/11/2008 10:12 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: How did you get romantic out of chopping down a tree?
Nishin: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID!?
M: Of course not!
Nishin: -suspicious-

Report | 08/11/2008 10:06 pm

Commander Oblivious

Scene-- M and Nishin are on a grassy hill with a large tree. What does Nishin do?

Report | 08/11/2008 10:01 pm

Commander Oblivious

M: -shuffles feet-
Nishin: Let's destroy the sound system!
M: You don't want to dance?
Nishin: Why would I want to dance?
M: The sound system it is!

Report | 08/11/2008 9:54 pm

Commander Oblivious

I...don't know.
I'm trying to figure out how their personalities would mesh, and it isn't working becauase M isn't a romantic person and Nishin is unpredictable.

Report | 08/11/2008 9:49 pm

Commander Oblivious

Nah, she could kick our asses well enough by herself.
Do you roleplay? I haven't in forever because Barton Town sucks.

Report | 08/11/2008 9:47 pm

Commander Oblivious

I wonder how weird it would be to roleplay them?

Report | 08/11/2008 9:39 pm

Sexual Watermelons

How very noble of you. wink

Report | 08/11/2008 9:37 pm

Commander Oblivious

BWAHAHAHA
...
-laughs harder-
I have to wonder how that would work. Nishin would be dominant, because she's nuts, and M...
-falls out of chair-

Report | 08/11/2008 9:33 pm

Commander Oblivious

Um.

I am not gonna touch that, because if I did, I would traumatise myself.
Anybody else?

Report | 08/11/2008 9:26 pm

Commander Oblivious

Totally lost me there. God of Rape? I see irony, but not much else.

Report | 08/11/2008 9:15 pm

Commander Oblivious

Does he not want me knowing he has the hots for me?

Such as? Do these involve me/andor actual Gaians?
Captcha: Sand Sauce - tastiest thing in the desert.

Report | 08/11/2008 9:07 pm

Commander Oblivious

As long as he doesn't rape me, I'm good.
I don't know; I only know a few Gaian guys (I'd use Lt before she was a centaur) and the few I do know, it'd just be weird. I like writing romance, though, because it doesn't require a plot to follow.

Report | 08/11/2008 8:58 pm

Commander Oblivious

Um, I like some of the boy clothes and all my other accounts are girls?
So you have a gay monkey and he wants me. What the ******** makes you think I know?
I feel like writing a story about Gaia.

Report | 08/11/2008 8:55 pm

Sexual Watermelons

Your signature is extremely sexy.

• Go to page Previous  1, 2 ... 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68 ... 69, 70, 71  Next