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Report | 11/01/2010 9:19 pm

sailor silver star1

O_o? pain? what happened?

Report | 11/01/2010 8:53 pm

sailor silver star1

emotion_hug

Report | 11/01/2010 8:49 pm

sailor silver star1

lol, boyfriend kidnapped me and took me to a friends of his halloween party, nice people and all but im not that social around people I dont know. I rather stay in the corner and not make any sudden movements while hangin on to dear life the person that brought me there, ya know? i mean yeah eventually after a while ill speak but ya know?

Report | 11/01/2010 8:45 pm

sailor silver star1

lol cool, take roz with you?

Report | 11/01/2010 8:36 pm

sailor silver star1

how was your halloween?

Report | 11/01/2010 8:14 pm

sailor silver star1

wishing i had more gold sweatdrop

Report | 11/01/2010 8:00 pm

sailor silver star1

so what have you been up to stranger?

Report | 11/01/2010 7:49 pm

sailor silver star1

eek eek eek eek eek

Report | 11/01/2010 7:12 pm

sailor silver star1

eek

Report | 11/01/2010 6:55 pm

sailor silver star1

can i get up yet?

Report | 11/01/2010 10:06 am

sailor silver star1

O_O oh crap! :falls over:

Report | 10/25/2010 7:46 pm

sailor silver star1

xd

Report | 10/06/2010 10:54 pm

sailor silver star1

:catches pumpkin: whats with teh good guy look?

Report | 10/06/2010 10:12 pm

sailor silver star1

that teeth thing didnt work you must have on the wrong type of wing nuts

i know wasnt that hysterical!!!?!?!?!?! love it!

Report | 10/06/2010 10:00 pm

sailor silver star1

Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical !


We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one :

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying...

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.


Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen .

'Honey ! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it .'

'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. 'Reset it yourself !'

'But I'm scared !' she persisted. 'What if it starts going and sucks me in ?'

There was a meaningful pause and then, 'C'mon, it'll only take you a second.'

So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her Behaviour as extremely cowardly.

Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a 'fight or flight' syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the 'flight' option; I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold..

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me.

Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of 'been-there, done-that' paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.

'What's the matter ?' They all asked, 'Cat got your tongue ?'
If they only knew !

Why is it that only the women laugh at this ?

that blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh

Report | 10/06/2010 9:24 pm

sailor silver star1

ok ill send bucktooth over as a present, ill let you know if it works, i think you need wings like from elemental wings or soemthing like that where it says wings in the name of the thingy you are wearing

Report | 10/06/2010 9:17 pm

sailor silver star1

k, got wings on?

Report | 10/06/2010 9:05 pm

sailor silver star1

the tooth fairy one? anyway do you have a pair of wings or do you need to borrow a pair?

Report | 10/06/2010 8:59 pm

sailor silver star1

thank you its about to change in aminute, do you have a pair of wings you coudl put on? if not i got a pair you coudl borrow that hsould count towards the achievement. do you need to get that one too?

Report | 10/06/2010 8:35 pm

sailor silver star1

lol well if you could send the cig over realy qucik ill equip get the achievement and give it right back

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