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Report | 07/14/2009 1:56 pm

johndb

Really? Mine Only Does That On Wednesdays, You Lucky b*****d! XD

WHAT A p***k!!!! Well... Did you Try Armor Piercing Bullets?

*What An Idiot... Doesn't He Know There Is Bombs In The Basement... MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!* Hahaha *Trips* NO!!! THE DETONATOR!!!! CRAAAAAAAP!!...

Your Right!!! We Shall Think This Over In The Fortress Of Doom! smile

My God Your Right *Pulls Out Rifle* I'm Sorry About This... It Has To Be Done... I Have To Kill Jesus... Starting With Me! *Shoots Myself* OMG!!! I'M STILL ALIVE!!!! IT HURTS SOOOO MUCH!!!!
Well When I Was A Kid... I Wanted To Grow Up To Be A Power Ranger! smile LOL!

Report | 07/13/2009 3:59 pm

johndb

Yes... Yes We Are! Hey, Do You Also Have To Penises? LOL!!!!

HAHAHA!!! Stupid German Scientist. razz But You Do Hit Him When He Talks Back Right? ^_^

Sure! But Could You Hold This Suit Case Full Of C4 Ur... I Mean Clay... My Arms Are Tired.
You Don't Want To Know.
I've Never Watched It Either But There Is One 10000000 Time Worse Then That, I've Also Never Watched That One Either. And I Will Never Watch It.

BUNNIES!!!!! I WANT BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!! BLARG!!!!!! ME SMASH!!!!!

Your Right! We Should Be Jesus Together!
Yeah My Friends Think I'm Innocent As Well... Little Do They Know...............MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Report | 07/13/2009 2:14 pm

johndb

LOL!!!! Awesome! I Also Have 5 Cats! Lucky, Kiki, Kenu, Joey And Cameron! LOL!!!

That a*****e!!! I'm So Sorry For You. Okay! So Whats That Jerks Name!

Okay Papa! smile (Yes... This Is All Going Acroding To Plan... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) Hey... Would You Like To Check Out The Dungeon Urr... I Mean Basement?
Don't Worry! I Can Handle Anything!!! Except For Yaoi... I DIDN'T KNOW!!!! *Cries* The Things I Seen Can Not Be Unseen. LOL!!

What Egg?

You Know... I Think You May Just Be The Second Coming Of Jesus Himself. ^_^

Report | 07/13/2009 1:21 pm

frank6661

JESSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i likes your mask!!!!!
BUY AN EGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! cuz they are great (:

oh and i'm going to kidnap you biggrin

Report | 07/13/2009 12:14 am

johndb

LOL!!! What A Jerk! LOL!

Well, We Could Always Test The Weapon On Him?

But... Then Who Is My Papa? *Sad Violin Music*
LOL!!!! Maybe I Should Check It Out... Give Me The Link! lol

LOL!!! Well I'm Only At 2,674g sad But I Will Work Hard At Getting More Money! ^_^ And Of Course Its Worth Ruling The World! LOL!!

OMG YES!!!! IT WILL WORK!!!! But Your Right... Digging Up The Bodies Would Be Foolish... We Will Eat The Bodies During The Funeral! Then People Can See Our Greatness! ^_^

Report | 07/12/2009 11:21 pm

johndb

That's Fine!!! I Was At The Zoo For The Past Two Days Visiting My Parents! LOL!!!

Yes... Yes We Do! I'll Get The Russian Scientist In My Basement To Help Us Make It! MUWHAHAHA!!!

LOL!! Yeah I Know! LOL!!! You Would Make A Good Father For Me! LOL!!!!
I've Never Read A FML, But My Friend Liam Loves Them. lol!

lol!!! Okay That Will Be Awesome!! I'll Save Up 10,000 And You Save Up 10,000 Then We Can Rule The World! MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!!! lol

I Know, We Do The World A Favor And We Get Sent To Prison Because Of It!!! That Doesn't Make Any Sense... We Should Have I Know!!! They Were Probably Angry That We Didn't Eat The Bodies! All That Meat Went To Waste... And The Guy Behind Us Looks Kinda Horny So Watch You a** Okay.

Report | 07/11/2009 11:28 am

johndb

Of Course I'm Bringing A Bazooka! Bazookas Make Everything Funnier! LOL!

Why Would I Need Condoms? We're Supposed To Be Using Balloons For Parties, Not Condoms! HAHAHA Your Hilarious!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Yes!!!!! Awesome!!!! (Dude!!! We Should Save Up Money On Gaia And Make A Guild OF Hating Hate! LOL!!!!)

I Thought Maybe A Torch... Or Maybe A Sword. What Do You Think? lol!!! XD

Report | 07/10/2009 6:13 pm

johndb

Wow... That's Alot... But I Think I Want To Become A Ninja Assassin. What Do You Think?

Yes... That Would Be Perfect... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Shhhhh.... You Had Me At Awesome! I'LL DO IT!!!!!

Thats A Wonderful Idea. Everyone Will Love Us! You Sir Are A Genius!

Report | 07/10/2009 5:22 pm

johndb

LOL!!! I Hate When That Happens!

Umm... 2... 3.. Yeah, 3 Hundred People... So Not That Much. lol

Yeah I Should!!!! Hey! You Should Distract My Mom From Coming Back To The House To Early!

Hmm... Maybe I Should Go To The Bathroom Of Martin Luther King Sr. Throne Of Ultimate Bathrooming Room Instead.

Yeah... We Are Doing Gods Work And Not Even Getting Recognized For It... Its Sad. sad We Should Do Something Even Better Then We Will Be Recognized For Our Greatness!!!!!

Report | 07/10/2009 2:13 pm

johndb

Yes... Strange *Shifty Eyes*

Oh... I See... Well How Many People Have You Assassinated?

Oh... Of Course! hahaha... I'm Such An Idiot! ^_^

Okay... So I Have To Wipe My Feet On The Mat Of Vengeance... Then Climb Up The Ladder Of Irish Kings... Then I Turn Right To The Martin Luther King Sr. Throne Of Ultimate Bathrooming Room... Okay I Think I Got It. But Wouldn't It Be Easier If I Just Used The Washroom Down The Hallway Over There? *Points To A Bathroom That's Three Doors Down*

No... But I Did Kill A Cat That Looked Suspiciously Like A Witch!

Report | 07/10/2009 2:12 pm

johndb

Yes... Strange *Shifty Eyes*

Oh... I See... Well How Many People Have You Assassinated?

Oh... Of Course! hahaha... I'm Such An Idiot! ^_^

Okay... So I Have To Wipe My Feet On The Mat Of Vengeance... Then Climb Up The Ladder Of Irish Kings... Then I Turn Right To The Martin Luther King Sr. Throne Of Ultimate Bathrooming Room... Okay I Think I Got It. But Wouldn't It Be Easier If I Just Used The Washroom Down The Hallway Over There? *Points To A Bathroom That's Three Doors Down*

Report | 07/10/2009 1:32 pm

johndb

*I Don't Think I Got That Message... I Looked An I Couldn't Find It... Weird.*

You Know I Had The Suspicion That You Assassinated Napoleon... By Chance... Did you Assassinate Abraham Lincoln?

So Who Are You Talking To?

Indeed... So If I Had To Go To The Washroom In The Magical Clubhouse... Where Would It Be And What Would It Be Called?

Well At Least I Met A Person With A Brain, Unlike The People Now A Days. Like Just Yesterday I Was Going Witch Hunting With My Pitchfork And Saw-Off Shotgun Without Wearing Any Clothes... And I Was Tasered To The Ground! I Was Going To Save Lives! >B^[

Report | 07/10/2009 12:15 pm

johndb

LOL!!! I Did Reply To You... And Hello As Well Sir! ^_^
(vvvvvvvvvvvvv "Look This Way" vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!)

Report | 07/08/2009 10:42 pm

johndb

So... White Beauty Love Napoleon's Horse Huh.... THAT SLUT!!! I'LL KILL HER! (LOL)

Hey... Who Are You Phoning?

Club House Of Magic? I thought This Was The Club House Of Hating Hate.

Indeed... That Its! LOL!!

Some People Are Just Assholes. -_- I Remember I Asked This Little Girl If She Wanted Candy, And I Was Arrested For Attempted Kidnapping? Like What The Hell? Back In My Day We Always Gave Away Candy To Small Children!

Report | 07/08/2009 9:45 pm

johndb

Yes... Indeed. But Jesus Has A White Horse? lol

Oh... Of Course!!! THAT MAKES SENSE! You Are A Genious!

Then I'm In! But... I Also Hate Miley Cyrus. Am I Still Allowed?

Umm... The Name Of The Gay Disease? LOL!

Yep, We Are The Only Sane People On Earth. Like A Remember I Was In A Fancy Restaurant And I Had To Go To The Washroom, But It Was Full So I Came Back And Took A Crap On My Table, And They Kicked Me Out!

Report | 07/08/2009 6:02 pm

johndb

How Could You Have Crucified Jesus... That Was Almost 2000 Years Ago?

Well, I Did See A 2... But I Also Seen A Series Of Other Numbers.

No! I'm Not Hate! *Nervous Laugh* ha ha ha... So What Kind Of Club Is This?

LOL!!!! AWESOME!!! We Should Make Up A Meaning!!! LOL!!!

Exactly!!! Sometimes The Whole World Can Be Cruel. Like You Should Have Seen, I Remember I Was Minding My Own Business At The Park When This Women And This Baby Came Into The Park... So I Decided To Go Over There And Beat The Crap Out Of The Baby... And The Women Called The Police... Just Stupid.

Report | 07/08/2009 4:36 pm

johndb

But If You Do That, You Would Be My Hero!!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!!!! Do It For Jesus! LOL!!

If You Say That Then I Believe You! ^_^ But What Does My Moms Number Have To Do With Grocery Shopping?

Hey Can I Join Your Club?

lol! Really? Wow. THAT AWESOME!!! What Does It Mean?

DON'T PHONE THE HOSPITAL!!!!! They Kicked Me Out The Last Time For Punch Babies... And Pregnant Ladies. sad LOL!!!

Report | 07/08/2009 4:27 pm

johndb

But If You Do That, You Would Be My Hero!!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!!!! Do It For Jesus! LOL!!

Report | 07/08/2009 9:35 am

johndb

OMG!!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!! ^_^

No.... It Was My Mom. O.O

Yeah.... I Hate Pain. He's An a*****e. >B^[

Seriously? I Would Have Never Known.

YEAH! With Super Powers Killing*cough*Helping People Is Awesome! *Shifty Eyes*

Report | 07/07/2009 6:27 pm

johndb

LOL!!! Yes.. Indeed *Twrils Mustach* lol

You Are Welcome XD

I Will. *Picks Up Cell Phone, Dials Number* Hey... Is This Johnny... Uh Huh... Yep... Okay... Got It... Okay, By. Umm... That Was Awkward...

LOL!!! Awesome! Same Here, I Love Everyone... Unless They Piss Me Off. Then I Kill. MUWHAHAHHAAH!!!

How Did James Help You?

Naw... Probably I Have A Super Power... It Makes More Sense. lol

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