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Report | 02/19/2008 4:04 am

Bayesian Mimicry

HHAHAHA OH s**t I JUST HAD THIS VISION. BITTER!PISSEDOFF!MASTER!NERO AMIRITE? But I may sleep soon. <<

I DON'T KNOW. JESUS. WHAT THE.

Oh.

OH.

He's reading Twilight.

HE IS SO GA owolkg ; ll gjbgrvnlj bTGYGR(WAY+GAY F
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Report | 02/19/2008 3:51 am

Bayesian Mimicry

Well, at this rate you won't be able to smell any more. All the better for when I kill you! I mean, uh, give you perfume as a present. Yes.

>: You're mean to me too. I think I'll shun you. At this point Aubrey is looking like the lesser of two evils. I'm going to go talk to him!

Never mind, you're better. He called me a gay vampire.


If you join as Lem I'll join as Nero. :>
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Report | 02/19/2008 3:38 am

Bayesian Mimicry

AHAHAHA. So he KNOWS you're looking for it. How does he know? Have you told him your opinion of it- wait, this is you, you've probably told him fifty times really loudly.

Aubrey told me. Why the [********] does Aubrey know, seriously. He told me out of the blue. And I mean there was absolutely no precedence. I was eating sesame bars and he comes in and says to me, "Evan uses Pantene." And then the ******** STOLE MY SESAME BARS. THERE WAS HALF A PACKET LEFT AND HE STOLE THEM. AND HE DID THAT THING THAT SMALL CHILDREN DO TO EVEN SMALLER CHILDREN WHERE THEY HOLD THE THING UP OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S REACH AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE TALL.

HERBAL ESSENCE?!!?!! Oh poor Evan. He must have split ends.
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Report | 02/19/2008 3:21 am

Bayesian Mimicry

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM. THE b*****d JUST THINKS HE'S FUNNY.

lol @ cologne. Haven't you thrown it out yet?

Like a closet gay guy. Only...metrosexual instead. Secretly metrosexual and hiding it (I can see why). If you don't know what a metrosexual is, though, I'm not telling you. Go look it up on urbandictionary.
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Report | 02/19/2008 3:19 am

Bayesian Mimicry

...how the ******** do they even manage to spell it like that? Bitches.

Except that we would have lots of problems in that thread. Because, y'know, bby: WE ARE THE MODELS OF GODS. OF SEX. mmhm.
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Report | 02/19/2008 3:11 am

Bayesian Mimicry

Yeah, well, you know why he's nicer to you. Personally I wouldn't mind him shutting himself into the bathroom for half an hour. Half an hour Aubrey-free is a half-hour well spent. Besides, how do you know Evan isn't just taking care of his other manly needs? The ones that don't involve what you think they involve? He could be a closet metrosexual.

And I will stand here, and laugh. Do you know what Aubrey did when he saw it? I showed it to him and he went something like, "The picture you picked is very flattering. Not a bad representation of how handsome I am in real life," and then he read the RP and he had to go off and laugh really loudly for liek. 15mins. It wasn't even that funny.
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Report | 02/19/2008 2:53 am

Bayesian Mimicry

Shhhh you. I'll work on it ~*~soon~*~

WHAT. WHY WILL YOU NOT LET ME TALK TO EVAN. I WANT TO TALK TO HIM DAMNIT (and it is NOT at ALL because SOMEONE is LEANING OVER MY SHOULDER and TRYING TO TYPE FOR ME son of a b***h). Also, when he finds out what you've been doing with his profile you are so dead you will be killed to death.

I DED OF POUNCE
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Report | 02/19/2008 2:37 am

Bayesian Mimicry

You miss me? Oh, I feel so damn loved.

Get Evan to cyber with me. Has he noticed what you've been doing with his account, by the way?

AAGH NO POUNCING EZ BAD NO
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Report | 02/19/2008 2:19 am

Anaphylaxic

Yeah uh, happy whatchamacallit. What's with the shoes? I don't think Lem's gonna like them very much...
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Report | 02/18/2008 2:35 pm

Fruitraka

Yeah happy event thing! Lol.
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Report | 02/18/2008 4:25 am

Bayesian Mimicry

LOL NO. This will probably be my last post for the night, then I'll retire. WE NEED A MANLY PUNCHUP THOUGH. PERHAPS IN THE GAY SLAVE VAMPIRE RP THAT MY GAYDAR IS YET TO LOCATE.

Or maybe the latter is too gay? To the point where it has broken my gaydar? NOOO MY GAYDAR (I keep trying to type 'gaybar' instead. Why?)
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Report | 02/18/2008 4:09 am

Bayesian Mimicry

You totally should have. That would piss Aubrey off so badly. And then they could have had a nice, manly punch-up! Instead of this wussy emotional thing going on. Yeah. See how unhelpful I am?

AW DUDE, MY CELESTIAL. MY CELESTIAL OF MY VERY OWN. BBY.

Also, I may have to bugger off soon, to sleep. Yeah, yeah, I know, sleep is for the weak. I am weak. Weak like a deer.
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:57 am

Bayesian Mimicry

I AM ******** GOING TO KILL AUBREY

I AM GOING TO KILL HIM A LOT UNTIL HE IS DEAD
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:46 am

Bayesian Mimicry

No probs. No skin off my back. We'll walk there later or something.

I KNOW <333 I have friended him. Because he is nice and apparently has a sense of humour.

Also I posted!
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:38 am

Bayesian Mimicry

OH MY ********

KIAFACE

THE GUY WHO WAS IN THE THREAD

IORI_KAGAMI

HE JUST OFFERED ME 4K FOR THE CELESTIAL
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:26 am

Bayesian Mimicry

Thank you. Thank you. I'd like to thank the Academy...

But darling, once you see what I have just posted, my profile will pale in comparison. heart

And you think Aubrey's not? Evan's gonna wangst, yeah, Aubrey's going to beat my head through a wall. xD;;
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:16 am

Bayesian Mimicry

ACCEPTED BBY~

Your post. ;D
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:15 am

Bayesian Mimicry

I've sent it in. No word back yet.

I am resisting the urge to make a comment about sexiness. Do you know how hard that is?
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:10 am

Bayesian Mimicry

WE ARE SO GAY FOR ONE ANOTHER

Also, I'm going to try and find a vampire master/slave one. Gaydar, do not fail me.
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Report | 02/18/2008 3:04 am

Bayesian Mimicry

I'm using your profile because I don't think Evan wants his crapped on by our yaoi ramblings.

INDEED~ Aubrey is also 29, and utter seme, except...when he's not. THEY SHOULD MEET. BY RUNNING INTO ONE ANOTHER. OR SOMETHING. WE'LL SEE. YOU SHOULD POST FIRST.

hee hee hee
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