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Report | 02/25/2009 4:22 pm

Spanish_Nuke

*slaps sam* No, i don't care how weird you are your not going to eat Calvins arm!

Report | 02/25/2009 3:54 pm

Spanish_Nuke

... Well that could be a option, wait isn't that one of their arms? *picks up arm and notices the lack of body on it*

Report | 02/25/2009 3:45 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Oh um, I think that they got attacked around the same time Calvin did, my guess is based off of the fact that they are screaming in pain.

Report | 02/25/2009 3:42 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Stares at the growing assault that had been preformed by the not so pleased audience who had decided to maim, hurt, or do all sorts of nasty things to him for crashing a party.

Report | 02/25/2009 3:35 pm

Spanish_Nuke

I force Calvin to do a funny dance thereby distracting everyone. After Calvin finished his dance he was set upon by a large number of both men and women. "Oh well, better him then me!" With this I skip away ignoring Calvins please for help.

Report | 02/25/2009 3:29 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Oh okay, now where were we?

Report | 02/25/2009 3:26 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Ahem, would you like to explain why you bought my brother?

Report | 02/25/2009 3:22 pm

Spanish_Nuke

O_o why did you have my brother in your closet naked, or better yet where did he get a thong?

Report | 02/25/2009 3:16 pm

Foxy Pilot

Most Russians are watching you owo;

Report | 02/25/2009 3:16 pm

Spanish_Nuke

... Why is Calvin wearing a thong while locked in your closet?...

Report | 02/25/2009 3:14 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Right, we will need a few crew members though, such as a hacker/computer genius, a bomber expert, and Calvin so he may make funny comments to keep us entertained!

Report | 02/25/2009 3:13 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Right, we will need a few crew members though, such as a hacker/computer genius, a bomber expert, and Calvin so he may make funny comments to keep us entertained!

Report | 02/25/2009 3:09 pm

Spanish_Nuke

... Miami...

Report | 02/25/2009 3:02 pm

Spanish_Nuke

So onwards to santa!

Report | 02/25/2009 12:11 pm

Spanish_Nuke

... because hes related to Barney?

Report | 02/25/2009 10:03 am

Spanish_Nuke

What, He's just scalping elves in his bathroom, he's done worse things like climbing down chimneys and freaking out little children

Report | 02/25/2009 10:00 am

Spanish_Nuke

Nah, i have a video of him doing the same thing except in the bathroom.

Report | 02/24/2009 11:33 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Hm... well that does present a problem... Hey, maybe we could get Santa to help, he could count as at least fifteen lawyers!

Report | 02/24/2009 11:22 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Then why don't we sue the muslims?

Report | 02/24/2009 11:18 pm

Spanish_Nuke

Um okay... Death to the little ones... *he whispers as he trots through the elves hitting them with a pillow that he had pulled out of nowhere.

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