As was previously mentioned, April 13th is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES were scattered about your room, but did not consume any of them out of your disgust for BETTY CROCKER PRODUCTS. You don't know why exactly you dislike it so much, but its just natural instinct you presume. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES, and it doesn't hurt to have NICOLAS CAGE or MATTHEW MCCONUAGHEY in them. Your favorite movie is NOT and never will be ever again CON AIR. It was fun while it lasted, but you are embarrassed at the idea of how you could have liked that movie so much. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
