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emotion_donotwant

Report | 10/12/2012 12:05 pm

SO YOU DON'T WANT DAVE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE RED FOR HIM?
THAT'S FINE. I RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT YOU AND STRIDER TO BE HONEST.
HUMAN CANDY IS RARE ON ALTERNIA.
THEN AGAIN MOST HUMAN FOODS INCLUDING JUNK FOOD IS.
IF YOU CAN FIND ME RED CANDY TO GIVE TO TEREZI THAT'S FINE.
ALSO, I WOULD HAVE NO ******** IDEA WHERE TO GET SCENTED CANDLES EITHER.

Report | 10/11/2012 8:58 pm

Crabby Knight

YOU AREN'T FOOLING ME, JOHN EGBERT.
IT IS WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
YOU ARE RED FOR STRIDER.
*nods*
HER FAVORITE FLAVOR IS CHERRY.
WHY DO YOU THINK SHE EATS RED CHALK?

Report | 10/11/2012 7:33 pm

Crabby Knight

THERE ARE NO OTHER MALES YOU COULD POSSIBLY LIKE, JOHN.
IT IS PRETTY OBVIOUS IT IS DAVE.
WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
AND YES, I HATE BEING CALLED CUTE.
I TELL TEREZI THAT ALL THE TIME.
AND I WILL LOOK INTO GETTING HER A SCENTED CANDLE.

Report | 10/11/2012 6:18 pm

Crabby Knight

WAIT SO THE PERSON WHO YOU WANT TO BE YOUR MATESPRITS WITH IS A MALE.
LEMME GUESS, YOU LIKE THE STRIDER HUMAN.
SHUT UP! WHAT WE DO IS NOT CUTE!
I HATE THAT GOD DAMN WORD CUTE.
IT IS SO ******** ANNOYING.
AND YOU SOUND LIKE THOSE ANNOYING GIRLS WHO THINK EVERYTHING IS CUTE.
AND SO WHAT IF I STILL LIKE MY ROM-COM STUFF.
YOU STILL LIKE THOSE LAME ACTION MOVIES.
*alchematizes scented pine cone and sniffs it*
BLECH! THAT SMELLS HORRIBLE.
NOT ALL SCENTED THINGS HAVE A PLEASANT SCENT.

Report | 10/11/2012 5:21 pm

Crabby Knight

WASN'T GOING TO BRING UP THE JADE HUMAN SINCE SHE IS YOUR BLOOD TECHNICALLY.
THERE IS A REASON WHY I DRAW THAT STUPID SHIPPING CHART AND SHOWED IT TO YOU AND THE STUPID STRIDER HUMAN.
MOIRAILLEGIANCE IS THE EQUIVALENT OF HUMAN FRIENDSHIP.
HM. WELL THAT IS A DAMN SHAME. NO COMPLAINTS HERE THOUGH.
TEREZI MAKES HER GIFTS FROM SCRATCH FOR ME.
I HAVE LIKE A SHITTON OF SCALEMATES SCATTERED ABOUT IN MY ******** ROOM.
INCLUDING LEMONSNOUT, THE ONE SHE HANGED.
SHE ALSO MADE ME A MATCHING CAPE TO MATCH HERS.
AND WHAT THE HELL WOULD WE DO WITH CANDLES?
AND IF SHE DID GET ONE, SHE WOULD MOST LIKELY KEEP IT BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD.
AND HER GIFTS ARE NOT LAME BY THE WAY.
SO WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE AS A MATESPRIT IF IT ISN'T VRISKA OR ROSE?
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO MATE WITH YOUR MATESPRIT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BY THE WAY.
YOUR CULTURE DOESN'T REQUIRE YOU TO.
OUR CULTURE ON THE OTHER HAND REQUIRES TO MATE WITH OUR MATESPRIT ONCE WE REACH A CERTAIN AGE.
BUT RIGHT NOW, TEREZI AND I AREN'T DOING ANYTHING MUCH OTHER THAN THAT LOVEY-DOVEY s**t YOU SEE IN ROM-COM MOVIES.
BUT I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THAT SINCE IT ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Report | 10/11/2012 5:00 pm

Crabby Knight

THAT GIRL GETS EASILY EXCITED ABOUT GIVING ME GIFTS.
YOU HAVE NO ******** IDEA.
DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT'S NICE OF HER TO GIVE ME A GIFT BUT SHE OVER DOES IT.
IT ISN'T REALLY NECESSARY EITHER.
BUT IF IT MAKES HER HAPPY, IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
TO BE HONEST I AM JUST HAPPY IN GENERAL THAT SHE AND I ARE FINALLY TOGETHER.
AND ACCEPTING ANOTHER TROLL'S INVITATION INTO MATESPRIT IS A LITTLE BIT LIKE HUMAN MARRIAGE.
MARRYING IS POINTLESS ANYWAYS FOR US TROLLS.
TROLLS CAN EASILY FALL OUT OF MATESPRITSHIP JUST AS EASILY AS THEY FALL IN.
NOT ALL MATESPRITSHIPS LAST.
ONE TROLL COULD EASILY LOSE INTEREST IN THE TROLL THEY BEEN WITH FOR THREE PERIGEES AND SWITCH TO ANOTHER TROLL.
ALSO, LIKE I HAVE EXPLAINED BEFORE, MATESPRITSHIP VERY MUCH LIKE KISMESISTUDE.
THEY ARE BOTH GENERALLY MEANT FOR MATING.
ONLY RARE AND SPECIAL OCCASIONS IS MATESPRIT EQUIVALENT FOR THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF LOVE.
IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR VRISKA SHE IS DEAD.
UNLESS IT IS THE ROSE HUMAN THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER, YOU BOTH CAN REBUILD YOUR HUMAN RACE ON YOUR NEW PLANETS.
WHO ELSE WOULD YOU BE WAITING FOR?
AND EVERYONE IS MEANT TO HAVE THEIR MATESPRIT.
INCLUDING YOU, SO STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE.
LISTEN, IF THERE IS SOMEONE FOR ME, THERE IS SOMEONE FOR YOU TOO.
*he paps John's shoulder in a supportive fashion*

Report | 10/11/2012 2:46 pm

Crabby Knight

TROLLS DON'T CELEBRATE HUMAN OCCASIONS, ********.
AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOUR PATHETIC a** THAT WE BELONG WITH EACH OTHER.
AND GLAD TO KNOW YOU'RE DOING GOOD. I'M DOING GOOD AS WELL.
SPEAKING OF MATESPRITS, DID YOU DECIDE WHO IS GOING TO BE YOURS?

Report | 10/08/2012 2:48 pm

Crabby Knight

WELL I DO WANT TO BE ON YOUR PROFILE DESPITE WHAT YOUR PUNY HUMAN THINK PAN THINKS.
THINGS ARE GOING GOOD FOR ME.
TEREZI AND ARE MATESPRITS.
AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER MATESPRIT.
ANYWAYS, ENOUGH OF THAT.
HOW THE ******** HAVE YOU BEEN?
AND I AGREE IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I TROLLED YOUR LAME HUMAN a**.

Report | 09/30/2012 1:55 pm

Crabby Knight

SO, WHAT I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON YOUR PROFILE?
YET TEREZI AND DAVE GET A SPOTLIGHT.
I SEE HOW THIS FRIENDSHIP IS.
I KNEW YOU WANTING TO BE MY FRIEND WAS JUST A BAD RUN ON JOKE.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU.

Report | 08/28/2012 8:18 pm

flanelltees

-- omDu [OD] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 10:13 --

[10:13] OD: Mr. Egbert!
[10:13] OD: I've got some mail for you, chap!

-- omDu [OD] hands the buck-toothed fellow quite a small package --

Report | 08/16/2012 8:54 am

Olive Rogue

Oooh. I see. That sounds like a lot of fun. Trickster? Omg. I bet it's all going to turn out super duper awesome. c: I'm going to start working on my cosplays IRL soon. ; u; Yeah. Aw. Friday? So today is your last day off? v ov Aw. You're welcome! <3 Not yet, but I plan on putting some up soon. I mostly just voice act Pesterlogs with my friends on Skype. It's a lot of fun. X'D Yeah. I'm sure it will be too. 8D

Report | 08/10/2012 6:31 am

Olive Rogue

Hi~! * u* Oooh. That sounds like a lot of fun. c: What are you sewing? o': Camping? I haven't been camping in 4Evers. v ov I almost forgot that summer vacation is almost over. xD I haven't been doing a whole lot lately. Mostly just vidding and talking to people. Lazying around. The usual. I do have to do a lot of homework this weekend though to get all caught up because school starts back up for me on Monday. ; u; I just watched some of your videos. I like your voices. * o* I can only voice act Feferi, Nepeta, and Vriska. Well, Jade too, but she sounds A LOT like my Feferi. X'D Well, no. I didn't finish it on time because back then, school had just started up for me and I got really busy. :c I'm starting to edit again though, so I might try to join another MEP. I might even host my own. Maybe. It depends. xD Yeah! Voice acting is a lot of fun. v uv

Report | 08/09/2012 4:00 pm

Olive Rogue

June~! It's me. Bitchmaster Vriska. c: I moved back to this account, but I'm still going to cosplay Vriska on the side. v uv It's been a while! How have you been? What have you been up to? <3 I was also wondering if you still made videos for YouTube? What kind were they? Like, did you voice act or anything else? I still edit videos and vid, but I'm getting into voice acting because it's fun. ; u;

Report | 07/14/2012 12:59 am

Fated Kairi

well good luck john!!! C: i wanna see it when it's done!!

Report | 07/14/2012 12:07 am

Fated Kairi

i was only able to make it thanks to runic challenge! it came out with lovely lovely lady! c:

Report | 07/13/2012 11:54 pm

Fated Kairi

C: i'm glad it looks good!! And i hope yours comes out good too!! prospit is so difficult to make! D:

Report | 07/13/2012 11:29 pm

Fated Kairi

so what do you think of my prospitier jade> c:

Report | 07/13/2012 3:21 pm

Fated Kairi

thank you john!! there's still some more to do on it but i love it too ;u;

Report | 06/19/2012 2:56 pm

PassMeTheJizzTissues

YEAH YEAH SUREEEE I KNOW YOU GUYS' RELATIONSHIP, ALRIGHT.
GOLFBALL AND THIMBLE OKAY. Get it right, Heir Conditioner.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME? Okay well I told him that I know it wasn't much of a gift, and I was sorry I didn't get him a card. BUT THEN HE SAID me just being there with him was a good enough present.
And den we hugged
c':
im crey now

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