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Report | 07/28/2009 8:42 pm

L klips

lolz nice 1 dude

Report | 07/28/2009 8:40 pm

L klips

wat movie did u watch?>?

Report | 07/28/2009 8:36 pm

L klips

have u bin 2 tha movies lately?

Report | 07/28/2009 8:08 pm

L klips

lolz tru.. buy hey do u know some1 that wats a nightmare?

Report | 07/28/2009 8:05 pm

L klips

lolz really? dude

Report | 07/28/2009 8:01 pm

L klips

lolz so wat u bin up 2 man?

Report | 07/28/2009 7:59 pm

L klips

well i had 5 more but i seem 2 lost tha paper..lolz

Report | 07/28/2009 7:58 pm

L klips

u got that 1 huh..lolz

Report | 07/28/2009 7:47 pm

L klips

lolz i like this here..lolz

Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary storms out of the office and calls Bill.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"

After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"

Report | 07/28/2009 7:42 pm

xxpinkiepie12xx

nothing what urs

Report | 07/28/2009 7:42 pm

L klips

lolz this 1 is a long 1 but funny as hell


To be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the "The Sound of Music"

Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring,
These are a few of my favorite things

Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,
Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
These are a few of my favorite things

Beating the draft board and getting elected,
Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
These are a few of my favorite things

Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
Falling down drunk which required knee surgery
Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
These are a few of my favorite things

Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
States of the Union with lots of baloney,
Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
These are a few of my favorite things

When that Jones bites,
When Ken Starr stings, when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Report | 07/28/2009 7:40 pm

xxpinkiepie12xx

never mind omg

Report | 07/28/2009 7:40 pm

L klips

lolz kz

Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when Hillary wakes and starts shaking Bill.

Bill groggily opens his eyes and says, "Honey, it's 3am. What do you want?"

"I have to go use the bathroom," Hillary replies.

Bill blinks. "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom."

"No," Hillary says, "I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."

Report | 07/28/2009 7:34 pm

L klips

lolz kz
I'm going to miss Bill Clinton, but you know we'll still see him, you know we will. Because, remember, like, the losers in high school that would graduate and still drive around the campus at noon? That's going to be Bill Clinton at the White House.

Report | 07/28/2009 7:31 pm

xxpinkiepie12xx

nm

Report | 07/28/2009 7:30 pm

L klips

lolz thxs hey i got news jokes if u wat 2 hear them..

Report | 07/28/2009 7:27 pm

xxpinkiepie12xx

jayde said what you doing exactly like this

Report | 07/28/2009 7:26 pm

L klips

lolz so who did u pick 4 yr dream avi crap..lolz i made u some

Report | 07/28/2009 7:22 pm

xxpinkiepie12xx

i dont care dont care and jayde said what you doin just like this 2 me lolz

Report | 07/28/2009 7:21 pm

L klips

s**t me 2!!!

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