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Report | 09/16/2008 8:26 am

Xcobra_starship_luvaX

omg u know keroro gunso

Report | 07/04/2008 6:31 am

shanpu124

Now,I'm here to telling you some jokes:



1. Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E

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One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.



''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted.



''I wish I had a million dollars!'' The wish is granted.



''I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.'' The wish is granted. The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.



''Aren't you upset that you had me fixed?''



2.A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.



"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.



He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"



"No. Get lost, it's half-past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.



He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.



Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"



"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.



"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."



So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."



So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: "Where are you?"



And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing set."



3. Bra & Hat

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What did the bra say to the hat?



"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Report | 05/05/2008 1:36 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Jz pop in 4 some gold~~

Report | 04/24/2008 12:19 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Nice Day~~

Report | 04/19/2008 8:22 am

Ryusaki Yui

Hi hi~~

Report | 04/16/2008 1:42 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Hey~~

Report | 04/15/2008 2:30 am

Ukiyo Yuki

hi hi

Report | 04/06/2008 5:43 pm

shanpu124

hi~How r u?????

Report | 04/05/2008 7:21 pm

Ukiyo Yuki

Jz pop in 4 some gold

Report | 04/05/2008 6:29 pm

Ryusaki Yui

Haha~~

Report | 04/04/2008 11:50 pm

shanpu124

무ㅜㅛ대ㅜㅎ

Report | 04/04/2008 7:39 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Finally come back~~

Report | 04/01/2008 1:32 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Konnichiwa~~

Report | 04/01/2008 12:58 am

Ryusaki Yui

hi hi

Report | 03/29/2008 5:17 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Hey~~

Report | 03/28/2008 12:01 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Nice Day~~

Report | 03/26/2008 2:03 am

Ukiyo Yuki

こんいちわ～～！！

Report | 03/25/2008 1:31 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Konnichiwa~~

Report | 03/24/2008 1:45 am

Ukiyo Yuki

hi hi~~

Report | 03/22/2008 1:28 am

Ukiyo Yuki

Hi hi~~

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