Welcome to Gaia! :: Gaia :: Profile Comments

Comments

• [view profile]

Viewing 181 through 200 of 481 comments

Report | 03/28/2007 2:23 pm

lilvadel

it sounds bad to a christan too. Hey this frog reminded me of jesus though
1. He was born to die for us ( farm raissed)
2. When i pinned him to the tray it looked like he was cursafied
3. (well this is just a reason his name would be jesus) He was farm raised in mexico

Report | 03/28/2007 2:20 pm

heavenly_miko

ya know to catholics that sounds really bad...

Report | 03/28/2007 2:08 pm

lilvadel

haha yeah we threw away jesus today.

Report | 03/28/2007 2:05 pm

heavenly_miko

i miss Mark... we had to throw her away... yes Mark was a girl... don't ask...

Report | 03/28/2007 1:52 pm

immortal-inlove

wow interesting

Report | 03/27/2007 7:48 pm

lilvadel

everybody named there frogs robert or someht8ing like that

Report | 03/27/2007 7:33 pm

heavenly_miko

NOPE! it just popped up into my mind and i was like... I proclaim this fish's name Mark...

Report | 03/27/2007 7:28 pm

immortal-inlove

that would be funny and ya mark, wasn't after my uncle was it

Report | 03/27/2007 7:21 pm

heavenly_miko

me and jenni disected fish and we named ours Mark...

Report | 03/27/2007 4:31 pm

immortal-inlove

LMFAOROTFL

Report | 03/27/2007 3:52 pm

lilvadel

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

lol this is pretty good its supposed to be a mcdaonalds application

Report | 03/27/2007 3:18 pm

heavenly_miko

lead singer from three days grace... he is really cute... tehehe...

Report | 03/27/2007 3:08 pm

lilvadel

whos that and No i am...

Report | 03/27/2007 2:58 pm

heavenly_miko

ADAM GONITER!!!!!!

Report | 03/27/2007 2:48 pm

lilvadel

thats right 100/10 whos the man.

Report | 03/27/2007 2:37 pm

heavenly_miko

u put ur cool MCR clothes back on! GOOD JOB! I GIVE YOU A 100/10...

Report | 03/27/2007 2:11 pm

heavenly_miko

w/e... i'm not givin ppl money...

Report | 03/26/2007 8:00 pm

lilvadel

******** no but good try.jason from holloween the movie

Report | 03/26/2007 7:58 pm

Mcghandi

Jack o' lantern

Report | 03/26/2007 7:45 pm

lilvadel

hey hey. Okay who am I. It starts with a J

• Go to page Previous  [>] 1, 2 ... 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 ... 23, 24, 25  Next