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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.


and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

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Trace Facel Report | 05/25/2009 8:46 pm
Trace Facel
well youre a bat bat bat
Trace Facel Report | 01/08/2009 5:50 pm
Trace Facel
TRENT!!!!......ninja ninja ninja
Skysong87 Report | 11/19/2008 12:34 am
Skysong87
Woot! new avi! oh and message me if your ever on zorg...
xenophon1 Report | 10/10/2008 12:49 pm
xenophon1
bwahahaha
Trace Facel Report | 10/10/2008 12:33 pm
Trace Facel
lol poop
Trace Facel Report | 10/08/2008 11:34 pm
Trace Facel
yes we did trent, yes we did hey when did you get back on?
Trace Facel Report | 10/02/2008 7:02 pm
Trace Facel
madtoaster is apparently dead User Image
xenophon1 Report | 06/05/2008 8:13 pm
xenophon1
donations?
Skysong87 Report | 05/08/2008 3:23 pm
Skysong87
Yay! MadToaster isn't a frog anymore!
xenophon1 Report | 05/02/2008 3:17 pm
xenophon1
Objection

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"Still Alive" as sung to the monotone voice of a disturbed AI

OBJECTION! Why did I get banned with such awesome items...

OBJECTION! Since when is a Chocobo a type of rock...? Douchebags

OBJECTION! If I'm never on Gaia anymore... then why haven't I given my gold to MadToaster...?

... I am not doing this...

At last, we have advanced beyond the mere poultry arts of Kung-Fu

Yes, now with the added strength of our goatys, no martial artist will ever surpass our might!

OBJECTION! Now we're practicing martial arts in tuxedos?

OBJECTION! Why do i have goggles AND an eyepatch...?

OBJECTION! What does loving Kingdom Hearts have to do with guarding these posts from Trace Facel...?

OBJECTION! No one here has actually played Phoenix Wright!