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Report | 11/19/2009 6:02 pm

Gutterspeak

*turns to you and smiles coyly*

but of course, mon petit. I wouldn't dream of killing such a talented business partner.

where else would I find someone with such skill with a shovel?

Report | 11/19/2009 6:01 pm

Mrdoe

girl you broke in the head

Report | 11/19/2009 5:59 pm

Gutterspeak

XD yeah, the Mexicans are maybe just a bit too spicy.

They must live on!

Report | 11/19/2009 5:57 pm

Mrdoe

oooh girl you crazy like mmm

Report | 11/19/2009 5:56 pm

Gutterspeak

eh, I'm more for the spicy and sour.

Spicy more than sour >:}

Report | 11/19/2009 5:51 pm

Gutterspeak

*laughs*

yeah, you can have her, she's probably too sweet for my taste anyway

*ickyface*

Report | 11/19/2009 5:45 pm

Gutterspeak

*laughs maniacally and begins to harvest her organs*

ahh, I'd be more than happy to help you with those as well. I could use the cash.

And I've always wondered what Posh Spice's brain tastes like twisted

Report | 11/19/2009 5:40 pm

Gutterspeak

*leaps at Hilton screaming, and tackles her to the ground, hacking away with his machete*

I know! But do you know how much her body parts would fetch on EBay!?
Quit strugglin! That spleen is MINE!

*stabbety stab hack*

Report | 11/19/2009 5:36 pm

Gutterspeak

*turns slowly with a maniacle grin on his face to look upon Paris Hilton*

Finally. At last we meet. Your. Kidneys. Are. MINE!!!

*runs screeching like a madman at Paris Hilton, swinging his machete over his head*

Report | 11/19/2009 5:29 pm

Gutterspeak

*looks around*

I...might have sorta hacked off some hobo's feet while you weren't looking...

I...MIGHT have >.>

Report | 11/19/2009 5:24 pm

Gutterspeak

*pokes at the sewer grate with his boot*

That, or the charge of C4 I set in the sewers just went off >.>

...maybe both.

Report | 11/19/2009 5:21 pm

Gutterspeak

Hooray! We get along grate!

*sewer grate randomly falls from the sky*

._.

my bad.

Report | 11/19/2009 5:16 pm

Gutterspeak

lol, yeah. I loves random infos.

like..oh! did you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain?

Crazy stuff.

Report | 11/19/2009 5:14 pm

VampireKittyRinTohsaka

I know but its better then nothing

Report | 11/19/2009 5:13 pm

Gutterspeak

aww, why not?

you fleshies are tastier than you look.

'specially the spleens...mmmm...spleens *drool*

Report | 11/19/2009 5:09 pm

Gutterspeak

._.

I think I might love your heart, then.

It's like you're one of me, but with, y'know, a beating heart and organs that work!

Report | 11/19/2009 5:04 pm

Gutterspeak

Oh, no. NMo need to worry about that with me. I only bite when I have permission.

Or when I REALLY feel like biting. *evilgrinface*

And of course you may add me, mon petit!

(lolz, french >.< wink

Report | 11/19/2009 4:58 pm

Gutterspeak

oh, come now, you though I was going to-

*laughs hysterically*

Oh, that's silly. You're silly.

I was just going to have you help me find some feet ^_^

Report | 11/19/2009 4:34 pm

Gutterspeak

*looks down at his burned out feet*

well, hell. now I have to find new feet...

*looks over at you and grins evilly*

Report | 11/19/2009 3:31 pm

Gutterspeak

Nevah!

*starts to dance like a fool, faster and faster...until his feet spontaneously combust*

...Oh dear I seem to have caught fire...

._.

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