"Pat yourself on the left cheek. Then rub it slowly and gently smack it...ohhh yea that's right...now the right cheek...make it red for me baby...then bend over and spread em...." -said the almighty Jeebus Christicus, savior of all gay mankind!
What questionable sinful SLANDER you speak of with your head beside your foot aimlessly rolling around in my toe soup, Lloth the Spider Queen does not approve, therefore you must sit down and go forth with your baby making schemes. Take your notorious growth to the lecherous lemur shrine for purification, just like the time I flashed my Ken and Barbie porn at your left cheek while you pooped in Jeebus Christicus' mouth, therefore I say...infiltrate the mysterious beyond with your sausages and magical butterfly juice!
HA!! I knew you were making a conspiracy!! I was just counterattacking your counterattack!! Take that society!!! WooH!!! I win!! Lloth will surely reward me!
GOD, LEARN MY LANGUAGE!! There is a difference in "jew" and "jOO". If I wanted to say "jew" I would've ******** said JEW!!!!! God your so retarded you ******** jew!! "jOO" means "you"!! Come on think outside your simple mind, otayz??
Listen to the holy voices in your head that tell you to embed the feces filled eggroll with severed tongue sauce in the forever gaping hole of our blessed grandfather's a**s. Why must you refuse your destiny when their are wharfles' lives at stake! The worms that housed our crops are now upon us and threaten to eat our firstborn and poop out neverending rainbows forevers and evers and all you wanna do is sit there and molest my no legged meow meow?
May you end up with split ended pubic hair and a poptart in a bare treeeeee~!
But ze happy happy hotel is simply divine, complete with shots to the a** and feeling like a drone for 8 hours...
Congratulations, you insolent poo head! You are in the Banana overlord's favor! We must now do the initiation ritual and perform safe sex on your sacred itchy butt! The precious polar bears depend on our Banana overlord!
Why must you remain oblivious to your destiny while the warfles rape our crops and embed the notorious cow patties upon our allies' foreheads causing them humiliation as they slowly destroy themselves with their severed tongues until every last one of them is gone, WHY?? WHY MUST YOU GO ON DELIBERATELY REFUSING YOUR ******** DESTINY!!
You maam, need to submit yourself to the wonderful men in white! They give you free warm jackets and masks with little bars on the mouth opening! Now you don't have to worry biting people you silly poo head!
Ahhh! Bug!
I remember when the robinsons invited me to the sacrificial stone and they gave me a beautiful petrified cow patty, and kissed it and the blessed saint Hitler bestowed his ever so shiny mustache upon my enemies...
"Like a cat" dear old mum always used to say, and she would say it with a quick loogie to the old p***s snatcher in the family portrait. Oh how the old p***s snatcher would glisten through the pretty green translucent goo on his frightened face! Those were the glory days, young man!
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May you end up with split ended pubic hair and a poptart in a bare treeeeee~!
Congratulations, you insolent poo head! You are in the Banana overlord's favor! We must now do the initiation ritual and perform safe sex on your sacred itchy butt! The precious polar bears depend on our Banana overlord!
Why must you remain oblivious to your destiny while the warfles rape our crops and embed the notorious cow patties upon our allies' foreheads causing them humiliation as they slowly destroy themselves with their severed tongues until every last one of them is gone, WHY?? WHY MUST YOU GO ON DELIBERATELY REFUSING YOUR ******** DESTINY!!
Ahhh! Bug!
I remember when the robinsons invited me to the sacrificial stone and they gave me a beautiful petrified cow patty, and kissed it and the blessed saint Hitler bestowed his ever so shiny mustache upon my enemies...
"Like a cat" dear old mum always used to say, and she would say it with a quick loogie to the old p***s snatcher in the family portrait. Oh how the old p***s snatcher would glisten through the pretty green translucent goo on his frightened face! Those were the glory days, young man!