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Report | 10/02/2010 2:11 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

Teehee, i earn golds

Report | 06/30/2008 1:56 am

orgaSmic rituaL

Blah monster!

Report | 06/28/2008 2:30 am

orgaSmic rituaL

"Pat yourself on the left cheek. Then rub it slowly and gently smack it...ohhh yea that's right...now the right cheek...make it red for me baby...then bend over and spread em...." -said the almighty Jeebus Christicus, savior of all gay mankind!

Report | 06/27/2008 10:15 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

What questionable sinful SLANDER you speak of with your head beside your foot aimlessly rolling around in my toe soup, Lloth the Spider Queen does not approve, therefore you must sit down and go forth with your baby making schemes. Take your notorious growth to the lecherous lemur shrine for purification, just like the time I flashed my Ken and Barbie porn at your left cheek while you pooped in Jeebus Christicus' mouth, therefore I say...infiltrate the mysterious beyond with your sausages and magical butterfly juice!

Report | 06/27/2008 9:58 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

HA!! I knew you were making a conspiracy!! I was just counterattacking your counterattack!! Take that society!!! WooH!!! I win!! Lloth will surely reward me!

Report | 06/27/2008 6:46 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

GOD, LEARN MY LANGUAGE!! There is a difference in "jew" and "jOO". If I wanted to say "jew" I would've ******** said JEW!!!!! God your so retarded you ******** jew!! "jOO" means "you"!! Come on think outside your simple mind, otayz??

Report | 06/27/2008 6:35 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

Ahhh!! Who are jOO??

STRANGER DANGER!!

Report | 06/27/2008 6:19 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

Listen to the holy voices in your head that tell you to embed the feces filled eggroll with severed tongue sauce in the forever gaping hole of our blessed grandfather's a**s. Why must you refuse your destiny when their are wharfles' lives at stake! The worms that housed our crops are now upon us and threaten to eat our firstborn and poop out neverending rainbows forevers and evers and all you wanna do is sit there and molest my no legged meow meow?

May you end up with split ended pubic hair and a poptart in a bare treeeeee~!

Report | 06/27/2008 4:18 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

But ze happy happy hotel is simply divine, complete with shots to the a** and feeling like a drone for 8 hours...

Congratulations, you insolent poo head! You are in the Banana overlord's favor! We must now do the initiation ritual and perform safe sex on your sacred itchy butt! The precious polar bears depend on our Banana overlord!

Why must you remain oblivious to your destiny while the warfles rape our crops and embed the notorious cow patties upon our allies' foreheads causing them humiliation as they slowly destroy themselves with their severed tongues until every last one of them is gone, WHY?? WHY MUST YOU GO ON DELIBERATELY REFUSING YOUR ******** DESTINY!!

Report | 06/26/2008 7:33 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

You maam, need to submit yourself to the wonderful men in white! They give you free warm jackets and masks with little bars on the mouth opening! Now you don't have to worry biting people you silly poo head!





Ahhh! Bug!





I remember when the robinsons invited me to the sacrificial stone and they gave me a beautiful petrified cow patty, and kissed it and the blessed saint Hitler bestowed his ever so shiny mustache upon my enemies...





"Like a cat" dear old mum always used to say, and she would say it with a quick loogie to the old p***s snatcher in the family portrait. Oh how the old p***s snatcher would glisten through the pretty green translucent goo on his frightened face! Those were the glory days, young man!

Report | 06/10/2008 2:59 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

I ate your tOe ! !

Report | 06/10/2008 2:24 pm

Anekcen

Pssst! Its SaYu! ! ! Hi! ! ! !

Report | 06/02/2008 4:01 pm

Demetra13

Nice background.

Report | 05/19/2008 8:12 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

AH MUNNA EAT CHOOOOO >O<"



AnD YOU WERE BORN SIDEWAYS bwahahahaha!!! you're such a bEtcH!!!!!

Report | 05/01/2008 9:28 am

Demetra13

Hi hottie.

Report | 04/17/2008 11:40 am

Abandonada

sup bro its 24 hrs fligth

im going to china looking for jackie chan hehehe

keep in touch

Report | 04/15/2008 11:33 am

Gabriearley

I'am a son of Dread Lycan and i want to be ur friend to

heehehehe.nice pro and avi

Report | 04/14/2008 7:22 pm

orgaSmic rituaL

Oh dear...

And who myte that be?? 0_o

Report | 04/13/2008 2:37 pm

Demetra13

Awww.....you really love me!!! You are so adorable!!!!!!!

Report | 04/13/2008 11:35 am

ii cloudstrife ii

What a coincidence, I don't know you either!

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