Gaia :: Profile Comments

Report | 08/01/2007 9:03 pm

Polished Coffin

in your media that chick is ripping off J Lo with the green lazers.

D:

Report | 08/01/2007 8:56 pm

Darkkuu

:3

Report | 08/01/2007 5:27 pm

Dynamic Tension

Poison runnin' through my veins~

Report | 08/01/2007 4:15 pm

bandAIDS

Whoever you're commenting with leaves you really longgggg responses.

Report | 07/31/2007 11:01 pm

Masturbation Rituals

It's alright. It was a random person anyways. :B

DID I? DID I?

>>;

D: You're lucky I have a bad memory when it comes to things like that.

You could make something up and I'd be like, 'OHYEAH. I rememberthat.' xD

I'm glad I get to keep me. o:

Even if you'll be reaching for me. I guess I'll just have to get use to it.

We'd have parties?

Like hypothetical ones! And hypothetical drinking parties?

YEAH. ;D

Ooo. Angemon would be cute.

You definitely need to send me pictures of you if you do that.

Same goes for Dark Link.

And anyone else you do. xD

Just, send me pictures. Kay? Kay. :]

And, I wont go blind. I'm sure I wont.

Oh, how I could I forget my goats. o:

They're near and dear to me.

Report | 07/31/2007 10:35 pm

Masturbation Rituals

I deleted that person's comment, just so you can own my comment box. ;D

But, I lost my rule over your comments too. Sad Steven. ]:

You'll never find a way for me to turn a movie down. Cause whatever you say it is, will make me curious and watch it anyways. ;D

Even if it is horrible.

We can just share me I suppose, until we figure out the dilemma of having two of me. O:

It could be my clone!

Haha. Yes. Old creepy men always win.

Especially when defended by others.

We will rule the world one day. Just you watch. xD

Oh, I see. Sounds like fun.

Who will you be cosplaying as?

Even if the pictures come out bad, send them to me anyways. I'll probably think they're great either way, due to the tights.

B)

We'll have a fire pit in the center of our house, that doubles as our heater in the winter.

Mmm. Hot meals. Life would just be grand. Moose, hot meals, and a lake. And, of course you.

Perfect? I think so.

Report | 07/31/2007 10:07 pm

Masturbation Rituals

I'd just blur out the decapitation, so I could look at Mr. Y E A H.

o: I never turn down videos. XD

Why wouldn't you? >>;

Ehm. Because I like being an entire person.

You just can't take half of me.

But, .5 rounds to 1, so you'd have an entire me.

And I'd have an entire me.

Scary.

Yay. Free monies. I could just be like, the weird old guy sitting in the corner, and make money for it. :]

Why are you going to find out in May about them tights? O:

I want pictures of that. xD

Hot Meals. As in, not things just cooked in the microwave? ;D

Like, things you cool yourself? O:

Report | 07/31/2007 9:46 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Haha. There really is no need to, but like I said, I wont say no if you give me one. :]

PSHHH.

You don't want half of me. I don't even want half of me. xD

Make sure you include me though, so I get some money from your idea.

:] You got to share the wealth, y'know?

Everyone looks good in tights. xD But not really.

I'm sure you'd look fine. ;D

A lake you say? I'll built one from you.

Our moose and I.

Report | 07/31/2007 9:27 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Haha. Naw. I don't need a video.

Talking here is just fine. :B

But, I wont stop you from giving me one. Haha. xD

Hrm. That's unfortunate, especially if I use it on myself.

You'd own half of me! xD And my ceilings!

You probably could make millions off that idea.

It would be genius! Genius I say!

You're not a horrible sidekick!

You're necessary! And need to look good in the tights that I can't fit in. :]

Our lives will be complete with a moose.

How could it get any better?

Report | 07/31/2007 9:07 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Haha. You could just like, make a video now, with yourself waving at me.

That would be pretty much all you needed. XD

Oh no! I'll only use it when absolutely necessary.

Like, when I'm marking my territory on hotel ceilings.

I'd totally buy that. I could make many a perverted comic.

I like the idea. xD

And, I don't know where I was going with the vacation thing.

xD

Naw, I don't want a bad replacement of you.

You're just dandy. ;D

We can have a couple of moose.

It would be awesome.

Report | 07/31/2007 8:41 pm

Masturbation Rituals

You could have been!

There's no proof that you weren't.

UNLESS YOU HAVE STREAMING VIDEO FOOTAGE.

Then, I may believe you. ;D

Damn. You didn't say it was an orgasmic rush last time.

But, if that's what happens, I may just keep it all for myself.

That would be an awesome comic.

If it was me, I'd fill it with a bunch of inappropriate sounds.

The prize, would have been an all expenses paid vacation to the location closest to your person!

Wouldn't that be great? :B

But, why would I want a replacement?

When I could have the man-musk-excreting original?

Well of course that's sexy.

We can raise goats too! ;D

Report | 07/31/2007 8:22 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Oh, well that changes the story a little bit. XD

That's just pretty much telling everyone you are touching yourself though. O:

Once I had a bottle of it, I'd rub it over my body, to try and have the moment you had.

Where I smell all, manly.

Or, spill it on you. So, you can have the same experience.

Yeah. Sound effects are necessary. If we didn't have them, we'd have a lot of empty space in shapes of word bubbles in our comic.

Ooo. So close.

I was thinking of 68.99999999999991

You almost won the prize.

Naw. You can't kill the sidekick.

I'd end up inventing some kind of pill to cure you.

That way, in the next episode, we could end up fighting someone like Hitler.

We could be hermits together.

It would be totally sexy. B)

Report | 07/31/2007 7:46 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Haha. I bet that was a fascinating conversation topic:

'Guess what I smell like today!' >>;

If you're going to put it on ebay, let me bid on it first.

I'll give you like... a dollar! :<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span>D

Haha. Replacing sounds would be quite funny.

Like, if I punch someone, it could be like a baby crying.

It would be quite hilarious, especially in comic form.

What number am I thinking of! It's between 68 and 70.

I bet you can't guess it. B)

Eww. My fragrance would work on you too!

That would be another great topic for a issue of our comic.

'Depleted Plutonium Man versus Hormone Driven Asbestos Bill!'

But, thank gods you have me!

Report | 07/31/2007 7:29 pm

Masturbation Rituals

My smell is too overwhelming.

You couldn't wash it away anyways. It's empowering.

I've never had that before. o-o;

Or maybe I have? xD I wouldn't be able to remember something like that.

You should bottle that scent and start shipping it world wide.

You could be the sound effects manager. O:

Like when I punch someone, you could makes sounds like, "Pain!, Biff!, Hurt!".

That would be awesome. :]

I wonder how we would be able to manipulate that smell.

If anything, we'll just bottle sweat off of my uniforms and tights. B)

I have a portal to magic bunny and rainbow land in here.

How did you know?!

But, what would you do without me, correcting your mistakes before others do?

:]

Report | 07/31/2007 7:08 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Why would you want to wash my costume?

It would reek of man-musk and awesomeness.

I didn't know that 'Biff' could be used as onomatopoeia.

xD That would be a hard noise to make.

OHNOES. You messed up in subject verb agreement!

"to a hypothetical drinking parties"

Party should be singular! Noooooo!

What would our fragrance smell like?

My costume after a long battle?

Imagination! What does it tell you about inside my costume? O:

OHNOES. You messed up English.

For shame! XD

Oh. I started a journal.

But, it's just avatar art.

How lame, huh.

Report | 07/31/2007 6:44 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Just because you're my sidekick, doesn't give you stalker privileges! O:

Great polymerase chain reaction!

And of course we would have our action noises. Like 'BIFF!' and 'POW!'.

Of course I do, in this hypothetical situation.

If this was a hypothetical drinking party, those panties would be on my head.

Hypothetically though. xD

After we have all that other publicity, we would have our own perfume line!

WE WILL CONTROL THE WORLD.

Psh. You still want to see what's in my PJs.

Not yours. ;DDD

I'm really not too worried about my tenses.

Because, they come back as lulz later. :]

Report | 07/31/2007 6:26 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Ewww. Stalker! XD You're going to end up being my sidekick.

You could be... Asbestos Bill!

Superheroes like myself, have no time for the sniffing of panties.

We have justice to uphold!

And, hypothetically, if you did give them to me, I'd just keep them in my tights so I'd always be close to them. Hypothetically speaking of course.

Oh man. That would be great. The adventures of Depleted Plutonium Man and his sidekick Asbestos Bill, fight the less harmful elements! ;D

You know you just want in my bear PJs.

Everyone does. O:

XD

I have Firefox spell check things as I type.

If I spell something wrong, Firefox underlines it automatically.

It's awesome. D:

Report | 07/31/2007 5:54 pm

Masturbation Rituals

READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK.

;D

Report | 07/31/2007 3:44 pm

Masturbation Rituals

Of course. And draw little devils horns, and the like. It would be awesome.

I'd buy all those cartons. Make a shrine of myself.

EWW. Panties. xD

What would I do with those? Like, make a shrine out of those too? :]

I'd need a comic book of myself too.

I'd be Depleted Plutonium Man!

And have a mail in offer, for the kiddies.

If they send me a dollar, I'll send them a radioactive sample of myself.

B)

Oh? Why my avatar? It's not fancy or anything.

xD Unlike yours.

With all your rich person's items.

There's a lot of times where I almost misspelled words and posted them.

Like just now. Where it took me like, four tries to spell, 'man'. xD

Report | 07/31/2007 3:25 pm

Masturbation Rituals

They'd photoshop little fires in my eyes, and me waving around flags from middle eastern countries.

It would go on milk cartons everywhere. D:

I could like, wear the vials on a belt. It would be a new fashion statement.

Damn, I'd make an awesome superhero, too.

Aww. It's cute. :]

I'm like, 'rawr,lulz.'

Haha. I know! I'm sorry.

I'm just full of mistakes lately.

Welcome to Gaia! :: Gaia :: Profile Comments

Comments

More Information