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Report | 08/23/2007 5:35 pm

green_pen45

cute comment lol that night we will never forget lol well any just drive faster lol justg kidding

Report | 08/23/2007 2:54 pm

Pynk Fridae

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE SO FAST ANYMORE.



George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.

Report | 08/23/2007 2:53 pm

Pynk Fridae

Subject: Magic Beer

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself.

She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you."

He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building thre e times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says,

"You know, Superman, you're a real a*****e when you're drunk."

Report | 08/21/2007 2:54 pm

Tjix

You're welcome! And the words in your bubble are HILARIOUS!!!

Report | 08/20/2007 7:17 pm

Tjix

Awesome avi!

Report | 08/20/2007 4:34 pm

Pynk Fridae

Thank you, i had a wonderful day

Report | 08/20/2007 12:15 pm

Avin Loup

Hab a good day at college Trishie

Report | 08/18/2007 10:51 am

Avin Loup

lol, noooo I shall defile wit ebyls!

Report | 08/18/2007 6:21 am

Pynk Fridae

NOOOO CARL STOP RUINING MY PROFILE

lol

Report | 08/16/2007 1:56 pm

Avin Loup

yeah especially when they started eating eachother

Report | 08/15/2007 9:44 pm

Pynk Fridae

Baby sitting went great, the kids were so cute<3

Report | 08/14/2007 11:01 pm

Vince Cardinal

check out my profile

Report | 08/14/2007 10:15 pm

Avin Loup

RARARA GIVE TO ME YOUR SPLEEN!

Report | 08/13/2007 2:55 pm

Demon_Myth

Can't say hi anymore?



Loser XP

Report | 08/13/2007 11:35 am

StrawberryGrrl23

btw how did babysitting go?? and thx again for filling in for me!

Report | 08/12/2007 2:50 pm

zodiac twix

hey whats up??? i just got bored and decided to leave you a comment and i did so yeah.... ttyl

Report | 08/06/2007 9:12 am

FullMetalHeroX

hey, whats up?

Report | 08/06/2007 7:17 am

zodiac twix

hey the sandals you are wearing now i was looking at those about a week or so ago thinking maybe i should buy them lol

Report | 08/04/2007 9:04 am

zodiac twix

now wring it out....now wring it out... lol

Report | 08/03/2007 4:22 pm

StrawberryGrrl23

i got a hold of you woot! lol now i can't wait to read ur story

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