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Report | 04/22/2009 9:33 pm

Eruden Ki

Yeah, I know. XD Guys can be self-conscious, just like girls. But, I'm too enamored by male bodies, so it doesn't matter if they're small or huge in the southern department. Broad shoulders, nice legs, the way the muscles move, just how guys carry themselves, strong arms, pretty eyes, the treasure trails. X3 Mmmm.

Report | 04/22/2009 9:23 pm

Eruden Ki

But all guys have that happen to them. Not like anyone will judge you terribly bad for it. Kind of understandable if they know the circumstances. XD

Either way, I'm sure you're fine. Gosh, guys being sensitive about their dangly bits.

Report | 04/22/2009 9:13 pm

Eruden Ki

XD Sometimes he sleeps naked, sometimes he puts boxers on. Buuuut, he's been locked outside naked before, apparently, so he doesn't care. Then again, that was some time ago, and he's gained a bit of weight, so he might care now. Dunno.

But, what happened to being shameless? =O Afraid of people to see you when you're in shrinkage mode? D'awww, embarrassment is sweet when it's a man's.

Report | 04/22/2009 9:07 pm

Eruden Ki

*snort* No. I didn't get condoms. I got a coffee energy drink and my boyfriend got some cream soda. Oh, and I got some Doritos. =3

So, HAH.

I'm not being whorey. Yet. Maybe later, when I go to bed and get tempted by my boyfriend's habit to sleep naked.

Report | 04/22/2009 9:01 pm

Eruden Ki

o3o Why'm I being poke now?

I'm gross and sweaty from taking a walk up to the nearest gas station. XD Not pokeable.

Report | 04/22/2009 8:54 pm

Eruden Ki

XD That's good. I'm glad when I can make people feel better.

Report | 04/22/2009 8:49 pm

Eruden Ki

Nah, you're not that old. You probably don't act it at least.

In real life, and online, people always think I'm older than nineteen. Hell, when I was fourteen, someone thought I was a college student. So, yeah. *shrug* If anything, I probably look and act older than you, so take solace in that? XD

Report | 04/22/2009 8:45 pm

Eruden Ki

But teenage girls are easier to swindle money out of. For example: Twilight. XD

I'm sure you could get a handful of groupies as well!

Report | 04/22/2009 8:42 pm

Eruden Ki

Again, you're too shameless. =O Then again, that kind of confidence is good to have. I envy you for that.

Maybe you should write an autobiography. XD Bet you could get plenty of teenage girls to read it with the right title.

Report | 04/22/2009 8:36 pm

Eruden Ki

XD No, no. I'm not disgusted. I'm more amused than anything else. You're too damn shameless. I'd be too shy for most of those places.

Although, the Autobahn one made me laugh the most, I think.

Report | 04/22/2009 8:05 pm

Eruden Ki

Nope, I'm interested. It's always fun to listen from a guy's perspective. =3

So, go on, tell me, Mr. Manwhore. XD

Report | 04/22/2009 6:46 pm

Eruden Ki

There's not that many places, to tell you the truth.

In a camper, gave road head some but the guy couldn't get off unless he stretched his legs, did a few things in a theater. I'd like to try having sex in a fitting room, buuuuut... XD Too shy and paranoid of getting caught. Oh, and got really loud at a hotel; enough so that the people we went with could hear us down the hall, apparently. Probably going to end up having sex, one way or another, in public.

But, I'm sure you have more. XP

Report | 04/22/2009 6:23 pm

Eruden Ki

You probably have. Mine are pretty lame compared to the places a self-acclaimed man-whore has probably done them. XD I just wanted to see how interested you'd get about it.

Prideful and stubborn. Winning combination. Hope you end up with a girl that torments the hell out of you thanks to those traits.

Report | 04/22/2009 5:52 pm

Eruden Ki

It's fun to make guys blush. Always rewarding. Especially when they get awkward. XD

Least I haven't told you all the places I've initiated sex.

Pshaw, if you don't masturbate all that much, you don't have a huge libido. That, or you have restraint unseen in most guys. o3o

Report | 04/22/2009 5:29 pm

Eruden Ki

Yep, the sky is blue, like your balls, apparently. *laughs*

You have me started on this topic now and it's too fun to let it pass that easily. =3

Report | 04/22/2009 5:15 pm

Eruden Ki

Well, I could go on, but I can't see you being interested. You're speechless from horror, no doubt. *laughs*

Report | 04/22/2009 5:12 pm

Eruden Ki

Oh, really? =O

Well, there was this one time where I let my boyfriend do that one thing where you tie the chick up but she can wear clothes over it. But, if you pull that one rope it...

I'll stop now.

As for knife play and pain; knife play isn't my forte, just thinking of a knife next to my skin makes me cringe. Pain is iffy, it depends. Spanking is alright, but never really had a guy try to make me bleed or bruise, though. XD

Report | 04/22/2009 4:21 pm

Eruden Ki

Don't do what? And, I haven't used chains yet. Just ropes. And handcuffs. XD

And, it's fine. Length is good. =3

In posts. Pervert.

Report | 04/22/2009 4:03 pm

Eruden Ki

Nonsense, you're just upholding a tradition on your father's side of the family. *laughs* Try not to think of that next time you don the hat.

Needle phobia? But, justifiable reason not to like the whole nurse thing. My boyfriend prefers the schoolgirl look, too. I'd do it more, buuuuut I'm too chunky to pull off the skirt look right now.

Myself, personally, though...hm... I enjoy the naked male body too much to want it costumed. XD Tied up occasionally, sure, but not covered.

Report | 04/22/2009 10:52 am

Eruden Ki

Uh-huuuuuh. Or did you get one of your twenty-something girlfriends to dress up like Harley Quinn or Raven? XD

I guess it'd be more interesting than the 'naughty schoolgirl' or 'horny nurse', though.

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