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Report | 07/25/2006 4:37 pm

thee kayleee

Now that we've agreed on a suitable profession for our dear child, we'll have to set to work directing her onto the path we've set.

I know! We can decorate the nursery Playboy style. And picture books? Well, the Kama Sutra has them, right? And I know that The Joy of Sex has 'em. Vh1 told me. ^.^

Ah, yes. Our baby shall be the whorish baby to end all whorish babies.

Anyway, is there anything else you'd like for our kid to be/have? We have to make preparations before I go into labor. Can't be scrambling around putting things together once we have a hermaphrodite on our hands.

Report | 07/25/2006 4:21 pm

thee kayleee

Sweet. The baby is kicking.

What do you think she/he'll be when it grows up? My money's on a groupie/prostitute. It's hard to find somone as sexually talented as someone with a p***s AND a v****a.

Or maybe it'll choose a respectable profession, like an accountant. Then again...

No accountant is sexing us into free shows. ^.^;;

What do you think?

Report | 07/25/2006 4:12 pm

thee kayleee

I'm such a sexy ex-playmate. ; D

And don't worry. I always wanted me a lesbian lover...who magically produces sperm that manages to get me preggers with a hermaphrodite.

Anyway, you hafta help me organize the baby shower. I'm thinking that the 30th is a good day to begin, yes?

Report | 07/25/2006 2:30 pm

thee kayleee

I think 5:30, since we have to have time to stash our stuff. If anyone else finds out that we're allowed to spend the night...well, just take my word for it. For the sake of our unborn child, we can't risk the mobs with torches.

Oh, my journal is now a pregnancy log. Might as well do this thing Anna Nicole Smith-style, just without the fee and the videos of her in a pool talking about her lovely little parasite. Don't know what I'm talking about? Check her website. : D

Anyway, I love you. You'll be a good father. heart

Report | 07/25/2006 9:42 am

thee kayleee

I'm sorry! I tried, but those bitches at Planned Parenthood went all pro-life on me!

DAMMIT, FDA, GIMME THE FRIGGIN' MORNING AFTER PILL!

But it's too late. I got an ultrasound. It's a hermaphrodite. We're gonna have a hell of a time finding party favors for the baby shower when we have a hermaphrodite.

Report | 07/24/2006 9:55 pm

SebbyFACE

Screw that b*****d. : D I still love you....Now get on your knees, bish. biggrin DDD

Report | 06/24/2006 10:56 pm

astromatter

the llama SO looks like he's giving head
LMFAO


whore llama

Report | 06/24/2006 10:44 pm

astromatter

FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT.
uhm.



HIIIIII.

Report | 06/24/2006 8:44 pm

astromatter

chyea. when should our next clean off be?

Report | 06/24/2006 1:34 pm

astromatter

i'm sure you are.

hey.
how is your "broken neck"?
FAKERRR XD

Report | 06/23/2006 11:06 pm

sockks

greg = <333333
not to mention the fact that csi las vegas is pretty much the most awesome tv show. :]

Report | 06/23/2006 10:18 pm

astromatter

heyyy its arakah!!

Report | 06/14/2006 7:25 pm

CorruptedTears

heart I envy. heart

-Rose

Report | 06/09/2006 12:37 pm

CorruptedTears

Uhh..... I trade too!

Umm...

Yay!
... -looks around and walks away-

Report | 06/06/2006 2:00 pm

CorruptedTears

-envies Erica because she has a cool paper-whatever hat-

Report | 06/03/2006 7:28 pm

Windmill Of Your Mind

YAYYAYAYA!!! I GOT LOVE!!!

And...

I SEND IT BACK!!! *lick*

Report | 06/01/2006 8:22 pm

CorruptedTears

I lurb joo. So much. heart

I LOVE YOU SO EFFING MUCH!!! whee

heart Rose

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