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Report | 06/14/2006 12:18 am

sweet_intoxication_381

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.
Here are some of the results: scroll down.

God is like..BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles.

God is like...a FORD. He's got a better idea.

God is like...COKE..He's the real thing.

This is great) God is like...HALLMARK CARDS, He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like...TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like...GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life.

God is like...SEARS He has everything.

God is like...ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him

God is like... SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there.

God is like...DELTA He's ready when you are.

God is like...ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him.

God is like...VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like...DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did? (that one is my favorite)

God is like.the US POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

Report | 06/13/2006 11:01 pm

sweet_intoxication_381

Hello there
The angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim
Of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally
If we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have halloween on christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

I miss you
(I miss you)

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep
I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This 6 string's darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home
And stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you)

Report | 06/13/2006 10:06 pm

sweet_intoxication_381

Put that lampshade on your head!

ALCOHOL! (the song not the drink!)

Report | 06/12/2006 10:00 pm

sweet_intoxication_381

okay for everyone who doesn't know!!!
I AM SUGERPIEHONEYBUN381!
got it! no then too bad!

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