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Report | 10/28/2009 3:21 pm

Daigoxiii

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

11.Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Report | 10/27/2009 10:33 am

10emogirl10

it's nice!

Report | 10/26/2009 8:11 pm

Wafflez_and_Tacos

did u sign up??

Report | 10/26/2009 8:09 pm

Wafflez_and_Tacos

his website...i like the picture he took

Report | 10/26/2009 8:07 pm

Wafflez_and_Tacos

lol..wouldnt u like to know

Report | 10/26/2009 7:49 pm

Wafflez_and_Tacos

biggrin ..get on ksitoast and IM me

Report | 10/26/2009 7:47 pm

Wafflez_and_Tacos

HAI!!!!!!! CHUNKEH MONKEH

Report | 10/26/2009 7:04 pm

sukina_wolf_demon

THANK YOU! ^_^

Report | 10/26/2009 4:04 pm

sukina_wolf_demon

i am havin problems finding the guild lol whats its name so i can find then join it....

Report | 10/25/2009 10:38 am

Wafflez_and_Tacos

what game

Report | 10/25/2009 10:33 am

Wafflez_and_Tacos

im so bored...watcha doin

Report | 10/24/2009 3:04 pm

Wafflez_and_Tacos

ok um yeah hi...i noah friend...add meh!!vice captian person

Report | 10/10/2009 7:05 am

littlemissrandom_27

Thanks for buying!