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Report | 02/06/2010 5:32 pm

Nexonkid

i love your sig

Report | 02/06/2010 2:01 am

Oh, ours has the park and the Batcave, but you don't have to walk through Gotham on the way in.
You do on the way out, though.
Our Superman ride takes longer. It isn't even really the line, but it's the only ride on the top of this gigantic, steep mountain. There's a trolley that takes you up, but the line is always long.
And then you have to go into this cave of kryptonite and walk through that forever.

But yeah, the same happened with both Splash Mountain and Space Mountain at Disneyland. A surprisingly small line will still have you walking down corridors for ages. I actually got lost in Space Mountain once because I went down the wrong hallway and ended up in a staff room.

Hahahahh.
It's different for guys and girls.
Russian and French accents on girls remind me of spies.
I approve.

But a guy with a Russian accent just makes me think of the guy from Rocky 4.
Or the kid from the Power of One, which I was forced to watch like 9 ******** times because I used to tutor a Freshman Humanities class.
Or Heavy-Weapons Guy.
And frankly, I would be terrified of being alone with all three of them.
Doesn't matter anyway.

Report | 02/05/2010 11:31 pm

Onomatopenis

Same. I'm really spoiled about theme parks because we go so often that if the line is 45 minutes or longer, we just skip the whole ride and go next time. I won't wait. I WON'T.
Plus, when we go to Disneyland, we eat the the Blue Bayou, which is a really nice restaurant located inside of Pirates of the Caribbean, so you can watch people on the ride while you eat.
I got mooned by a passenger one time.
redface

I love riding in the front. It feels like you're the only person on it.
3nodding

Speaking of British people, I just finished editing a video about a British comedian for someone.
Not sure why I'm bringing that up.

I love accents.
British accents, Irish accents, French accents.
Even Southern accents.
I hate California.
Everyone either sounds like a stereotypical stoner or a ditzy brat.

Report | 02/05/2010 8:44 pm

Onomatopenis

It ain't right for horses t' be ridden like that.

God, don't even get me started on smokers.
Actually, they can't do that. Flavored cigarettes are outlawed, at least in California, because they made kids want to smoke.

Yeah.
Every once and awhile, someone will go, "hey, wanna go to Disneyland?" like it's a Denny's or something.
And I'm just, "sure, I guess that'll be cool. I like Disneyland."
It's very run-of-the-mill.
But I hate it when there's a California resident discount deal going on. I mean, the discount is great, but everyone there is from California and Californians are assholes.
I think we went over this.
They're like the vegan-hipster version of people from NYC, where they get impatient with anyone and everyone who comes in from out-of-town.
One time, I was on the log ride and I sat behind this British family and the dad kept turning around and talking about what a lovely day it is to go on a flume ride.
He was so nice.
And then when we got off, they told me I was the most polite person they'd run into all day.
I had a wonderful time after that.

Report | 02/05/2010 1:23 am

Onomatopenis

I never smoke around friends who don't smoke, anyway. I always feel judged. I'll occasionally approach them smelling like smoke though, and some people hate that.
Oh, ew, I hate spitters.
THe smoking spitters, not the video game spitters.
But I don't like them either.
I seriously don't get why people spit so much when they smoke. I never need to. I think they're just gross.
This one time, I was with these girls and they were just sitting at Starbucks and chainsmoking and spitting off to the side of their chairs for like an hour. They seriously had formed a giant disgusting puddle by the time they were finished.
Also, once at Disneyland, I sat on some spit in the smoking area.
It's horrible.

Report | 02/04/2010 8:21 pm

Fluffy Kumiko

I love your sig heart

Report | 02/04/2010 4:38 pm

Onomatopenis

Ohh, dickinabox.
As much as I want to love Lonely Island, every time they have something new, I see nothing but constant posts and status updates about it.
It gets tiring.
I hate trends.

I see.
If I ever saw you in real life, you would not like me.
I try as hard as I can to be friendly, but it always comes out forced, because I hate socializing. That tends to make people uncomfortable.
Also, smoker.
Also, I am unable to hang out with people alone.
Really, I'm terrible at it.
I always feel awkward, like conversation doesn't flow well and I feel the need to force myself to be interesting, so I end up telling really stupid stories that no one cares about that involve people who may or may not actually even exist.

Report | 02/04/2010 4:22 pm

Onomatopenis

You have one?

Report | 02/04/2010 4:14 pm

Onomatopenis

Your*, not you're.

Report | 02/04/2010 4:13 pm

Onomatopenis

Seriously.
I thought he'd gotten in a car crash about a week ago, too, but it turned out to be someone else with the same last name. I was really sad, but he's ok.

I'd seriously love a teacher to just be like, "okay, everyone that's failing, please look at me. Now, I know you might want extra credit, and I know you may need help, but you probably should have ******** studied and done your homework. Also, showing up on test days is important. It's you're fault that you failed. I'll see you next semester, assholes."
But every person I meet that is between the ages of 12 and 20 has to go through the same judgement.
1) Do they talk nonstop or have an annoyingly loud voice?
2) Do they show absolute disrespect towards everyone else?
3) Do they talk about how much they do drugs or drink, even when no one asks?
4) Do they think they're experts on or at anything and disregard everyone else's opinion?

If the answer is yes to any of these, they will probably never be my friend.

Report | 02/04/2010 3:56 pm

Onomatopenis

Exactly.
If you want to learn an instrument for the sake of playing music, that's wonderful.
If you want to learn an instrument to impress other people, you're a d**k.
My guitar class was full of people like that. In fact, I think that one a*****e guy was in my guitar class.
Also, almost every kid in there was a complete a** to the teacher, who was awesome.
He'd hang out with me and teach me to play Beatles songs, and then one of those assholes in my class decided to steal his iPod.
Even after he brought his own guitars from home to lend to people who needed them.
This is only one of the many reasons I hate teenagers.

Report | 02/04/2010 3:40 pm

Onomatopenis

God, I hate people like that.
I see kids around campus from time to time playing guitar. Whatever. Good for them.
And then there's one kid who went to my high school, so I already knew he was a d**k.
He can play the guitar OK. Not great, not bad. Just OK.
He brought a mini amp ONTO CAMPUS and proceeded to play on the top of the student center.
I didn't want to hear him, but I could hear him from the other side of the school. It was lame.

And then there are the nice, really good players who aren't assholes.
I was on break last Monday and was looking for the stairs back down to class and I walked past the music room.
There was this guy in there, all alone, playing Blackbird on guitar. The building was completely empty but us, and de was really good, too.
I just hung out outside of the room for the rest of the break to listen to it.
I have never seen him whip out his guitar in the middle of campus and just start playing, either.

I hate it when people flaunt talents that they don't actually have.
Especially in places where it's not really appropriate.

Report | 02/04/2010 3:10 pm

Onomatopenis

Nope.

Yeah, there's this girl I know, Michelle Pendergrass.
I refer to everyone I don't like or am mad at by their full name, by the way. I don't know why.
Anyway, Michelle Pendergrass thinks she is beautiful and has a wonderful singing voice. She constantly takes modeling photos that she pays thousands of dollars for. She recorded a CD on her computer that she gives to people she thinks can get her famous.
However, she does not realize that her nose is the size of a house and she has tiny eyes. Also, she doesn't realize that her voice cracks every time she hits a high note, and it is more than noticeable.

Report | 02/04/2010 1:58 pm

Onomatopenis

Thankyou.
I actually sound like dead cats dying when I try to sing, except for one song that
I can sing perfectly.
It's sad.

Report | 02/04/2010 12:24 am

Onomatopenis

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Report | 02/03/2010 12:51 am

Onomatopenis

No, it had a picture of him on the front and it just said GIR on the back.
I got it wayyy back when they first started airing it, so I don't know when the Ride the Pig one came out.
I also have a Gir stuffed animal.
He is named Gir, because he is Gir.

Report | 02/03/2010 12:46 am

Onomatopenis

I never really liked Alf.
I don't like cats much, either, so I'm not sure.
Maybe it was his hokey voice.

Gir is amazing.
I used to have this Gir shirt from back when I was emo.
A delightfully gay couple at Disneyland loved it.

Report | 02/03/2010 12:41 am

Onomatopenis

Apparently so.
Well, I was watching another show at first, and for some reason, every time I repeat the phrase, "I love this show," I do it in a Gir voice.
And then I knew I had to watch it.

Report | 02/03/2010 12:25 am

Onomatopenis

WEIRD.
I was just watching old Invader Zim clips I have on my computer.
Freaky.

Report | 02/02/2010 11:37 pm

Onomatopenis

YOU NEVER SAID THAT.

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