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Report | 02/17/2010 12:38 am

Onomatopenis

You're weird, so I bet it's weird porn.
Well, that ruins it.
If I feel like mucking up your day and sending you weird Spongebob porn or something, it's totally over because you probably already have it on your computer.

To be fair, I didn't draw the sandwich or Jim.
I drew the body and copypasted the pictures.
HUGE difference.

Report | 02/17/2010 12:27 am

Onomatopenis

Also, just gonna put this out there, but your browser usually brings up your most recent or most used folder.
So.
Yeah.

Report | 02/17/2010 12:26 am

Onomatopenis

:I
K, DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW YOU HAD PORN.


NICE KNOWING YOU, I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER AT PRETENDING THEY DON'T HAVE ANY.

Report | 02/17/2010 12:22 am

Onomatopenis

That was like, the dirtiest thing ever.
I told you.
I TOLD YOU JIM CAN BE SEXY.

Report | 02/17/2010 12:12 am

Onomatopenis

If porn of it does not exist, it must be made.

Report | 02/17/2010 12:11 am

Onomatopenis

Report | 02/17/2010 12:02 am

Onomatopenis

Don't worry, curiosity got the best of me and I found nothing, so it will have to be made.
By me.
Immediately.
And posted on your profile.
BRB MS PAINT

Report | 02/16/2010 11:57 pm

Onomatopenis

Serious, just google, "Jim Gaffigan rule 34" and you'll find it.

Report | 02/16/2010 11:51 pm

Onomatopenis

It was the sexiest piece of sex anyone ever
uh
sexed.

Report | 02/16/2010 11:47 pm

Onomatopenis

Ok, ok, Gaffigan.
Now we're back on track.
This one time, long long ago, I made a video on Jim Gaffigan.

Report | 02/16/2010 11:30 pm

Onomatopenis

What, the e-mails from the future?
Why?

Report | 02/16/2010 10:40 pm

Onomatopenis

Wat.


I'm gonna kick her.
I'm gonna kick her in the penith.
She's gonna get hurt.
Hurt real bad.

Report | 02/16/2010 10:29 pm

Onomatopenis

She would, too.
She is a very odd girl, but that is a story for another time.

I'm seriously about to kick my ASL teacher from the game of life right now.
She's being such a cockface.

Report | 02/16/2010 10:20 pm

Onomatopenis

She seems to be taking it well.
I can't see her face, so I'm not sure if she's leading me on to see how far I'll go, though.

That's weird.
You're weird.
My games do that occasionally, but all I have to do is run the updater, usually.
My itunes loves me.

Report | 02/16/2010 1:14 pm

Onomatopenis

Hah, no, though that is where I got the idea.
They're from her grandma. From the grave. From the future.

I'm telling her about what I can see from the after life.
Duplicate e-mails rule.

Report | 02/15/2010 1:30 am

Onomatopenis

Anyone who hasn't heard Re: Your Brains is going to go ahead and assume all sorts of creepy things from that.

For some reason, I really, really want to watch Hercules now.
But I have to send my friend e-mails from he future.
Ugh.

Report | 02/14/2010 8:37 pm

Onomatopenis

Different pokes for different folks, huh? Sounds kinky.

I see what you ********' did there.
However, Puff the Magic Dragon had a pretty sweet place. He lived by the sea and frolicked through the autumn mist.
Do you have any idea how nice Honalee is this time of year?

Report | 02/13/2010 10:34 pm

Onomatopenis

THIS ISN'T HIGHLANDER OR D&D.
I am going to go to sleep because I have been up for two days.
When I wake up, I want to find a comment from you, and I want it to be related to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Can you do that?
I think you can.

Report | 02/13/2010 9:20 pm

Onomatopenis

<_<
(continues judging you silently whilst staring into your SOUL)

Report | 02/13/2010 8:57 pm

Onomatopenis

(judges you)
stare

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