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Report | 02/11/2010 12:44 am

Thanks for thinking so.
However, I'm quite useless. You will come to realize this.

Crazy.
I still haven't gotten it.
You know, I actually don't think I ever finished swamp fever, either.
I mean, I've played all of the levels, but I've never finished the whole thing in one go. Like I'd do the first three parts, have to log off, come back later and finish it, so I'd never get the achievement.
I probably could have done it if it weren't for my friends and our long-running games of, "kill yourself."
First person to die wins.

Report | 02/11/2010 12:26 am

Onomatopenis

You don't need to. Next time, just tell me to shut up. It works every time.

No, no, I would never eat a person. I'm totally harmless, I swear.
I just kinda wonder. Like, are they good? I heard they taste like bad pork. I don't really like pork. I do like venison, and some people think that tastes like pork if it's prepared a certain way. If you did the same thing for people, it might taste like venison. But cooking is such a hassle when you're out, and I certainly couldn't drag it inside with me. Who's going to clean that up?

Hahahh.
He's ********' magic, dude.
He likes to do weird s**t.
My friend and I were going for it at the carnival one time, and she make me hold it when a horde came and I set it down in the corner so I wouldn't lose it. I swear, it was laying down in the corner. Nowhere for it to go.
After we're done, we go back for it, and it's ******** GONE. Looked forever.
Know where we found it? Sitting straight up on top of a box INSIDE OF THE WAREHOUSE.
It was outside before.
She was there the whole time; I would have seen her leave, and it was just us two. Coach and Ro were bots.
We have never figured that out.

Report | 02/11/2010 12:13 am

Onomatopenis

It's fine. I'm already being that girl. I do this every time. I lose a friend and immediately come to random people on the internet to b***h at, even though they don't want to hear it. Sorry.

I was just about to comment on the quote, but for some reason I started thinking about cannibalism again.

It's not that interesting.
We just pose Gnome Chompski and take pictures, like that traveling gnome, and send them back and forth.
But it's something to do until we have enough time to learn Thriller.

Report | 02/10/2010 11:51 pm

Onomatopenis

********, it's not your fault.
To tell the truth, I was really tight with a lot of people when I hit high school. Middle school was the only time people really kicked me while I was down.
It's just after I discovered the real world that I found out how everyone here is a heartless b*****d.

s**t, same.
We need to find a place where everyone is nice and not fake-nice, REAL nice. Too bad it doesn't exist.
I wonder how many people in California haven't lost their soul yet. I wonder where they are. I'm tired of following people around like their puppy dog, and have them toss me in a sack and throw me in the river. Figuratively.

I'm not really tired of it.
I just can't bear to log into hotmail anymore.
Or use steam.
Too much. Nice people, and everything, but they're too much.
I can't muster up enough AW s**t.
Nevermind.
I'll be on tomorrow.
I promised my friend I would pose gnomes with her and take screen shots.
Gotta keep a promise.

Report | 02/10/2010 11:33 pm

Onomatopenis

The thing about California is that it's exactly the way television makes it look.
Those shitty dramas about the OC, and the ridiculously stupid, yet manipulative people are actually kind of realistic.
So you just have to hide. But
you have to take a chance on something, sometime.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

I think I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a few days.

Report | 02/10/2010 11:11 pm

CrackAndRedBull

I just wanted you to know that I made that Angewomon sigpic I said I would in that one thread where you quoted me

Report | 02/10/2010 11:10 pm

Onomatopenis

s**t, same. I've always been the loser who tried too hard to get everyone to like them. Like they would insult me, and I would tell them they look nice or just tell them that they were entitled to their opinion. I never learned to defend myself; never really had to. You build up walls.
Recently, I've become an easy crier. Not sure why. Never used to be.

I think it was called Banannaz.

I can only do scientific math.
You can give me the same problem and apply one to physics and one to nothing, and I will only be able to solve the one that I know for a fact is linked to physics.
It's really strange.

Report | 02/10/2010 10:40 pm

Onomatopenis

Crepes aren't really that much of a pain in the a**.
It's just that everything that's supposed to be fun involves other people.
You can't travel without being around people. You can't love without other people. You can't have friends without other people. You can't even go ********' hiking without running into other people.

It was like a documentary. All of my Senior year, I sat at my old teacher's desk and answered the phone for him, graded papers, etc. My friends were peer tutors, so they would help the students personally.
But no matter how much there was to be done, we would always finish early and have nothing to do, so we would either spend the day messing with the kids or just dicking around in general.
Once, the teacher took them into another room to watch a movie, so we loaded the Gorillaz documentary up on one of the computers and watched that.
And then we made paper hats.

It's not that hard. You just kind of, you know, have to use your brain.
Not that I'm implying you can't do so.
Soothing the soul is the least of our worries right now.

Report | 02/10/2010 10:24 pm

Onomatopenis

All you need is love.
No one gets it.
Really a shame that it's nearly impossible to achieve something that is a basic requirement for a successful life.

Everyone knows what they looked like, now.
If you saw the movie.
I'd still need talent.

The only thing I'm allowed to do is solve.
Math, science, social.
You can't fix a problem with a guitar.

Report | 02/10/2010 10:13 pm

Onomatopenis

I don't believe that anything is evil.
You should know that by now.

I won't be famous.
We're not allowed to show our faces.

Whatever.
talk2hand

Report | 02/10/2010 9:36 pm

Onomatopenis

So did I.
But that also makes cats evil, because I read an article about that on Cracked, too.
And you're dressed as a cat.

I'm too lazy and disorganized for that.
If I think I've done it already, I just don't take one.

********.
Nevermind.

Report | 02/10/2010 9:30 pm

Onomatopenis

But it was baby Amy.
And Amy's too stupid to be evil.
Wait, can something be evil and stupid? Like a single person, though, not like Pinky and the Brain status.
Like if they were both the same mouse that was both evil and stupid.

Too late for that.
I sometimes forget that I already took medicine and take more, which is really scary because I need to take sleeping pills to sleep, and I'm sometimes afraid that I already took one and forgot and I'm gonna pull a Ledger.

Ugh.
I feel like s**t, today.
Fix it.

Report | 02/10/2010 1:00 am

Onomatopenis

Yes.
And baby Amy used it in Futurama, so ******** off, it's a word.
Tylenol can't kill you if you take too much, can it?

Report | 02/09/2010 4:24 pm

Onomatopenis

Yes.
I just asked my friend.
She says it is legit.

Report | 02/09/2010 2:30 pm

Onomatopenis

All of my pillows are like that because I tend to squirmle around that corner.
redface

Report | 02/08/2010 10:17 pm

Onomatopenis

scream
I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE
INTO A
INTO A JELLY.

Report | 02/08/2010 10:03 pm

Onomatopenis

Just kidding.
She has a cooch cushion that just covers the holes.
No strings or anything.
It's also shaped like a bat.
cool

Report | 02/08/2010 9:56 pm

Onomatopenis

Well, I figured it out, but if it would ruin the magic, I won't say anything.

Report | 02/08/2010 9:49 pm

Onomatopenis

Well, um.
Move it?
Like sit down or turn it around or something?
See if the backdoor is open?

Report | 02/08/2010 9:25 pm

Onomatopenis

Hahah.
Are you sure it was wearing pants to start with?

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