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Report | 02/08/2010 9:19 pm

Onomatopenis

Oh god, I think you're right.
Don't ******** with it; they might come back.

Report | 02/08/2010 9:16 pm

Onomatopenis

EXACTLY.

I'm really surprised you never caught the reference.
talk2hand

Report | 02/08/2010 12:58 pm

Onomatopenis

That's crap.
You're just trying to help.
gonk
Bt the way, my captcha is "interior crocodile" right now.

Report | 02/08/2010 12:59 am

Onomatopenis

Trust me, I already do.
And then someone or something snaps me out of it.
I think I have Government Created Killer Nanobot Infection.
They're in my head.

I have a headache, basically.

Report | 02/08/2010 12:45 am

Onomatopenis

Doesn't it always?
I wish it worked for physics.

Report | 02/08/2010 12:38 am

Onomatopenis

I like this system.
I will make this boy who rides the bus with me my friend.
He's got Downs, but he is very nice and let me sit by him when the bus was full.

Report | 02/08/2010 12:25 am

Onomatopenis

Oh, yes please.
I will have to take taxis when I go to Las Vegas and I am ready to expand my circle.

Wait, do store clerks who recognize me count?

Report | 02/08/2010 12:18 am

Onomatopenis

Awesome.
I have a friend, an acquaintance, blonde bus driver lady, old bus driver man, old bus driver man number two, and curly-haired mail lady.
That's like 6 friends.
3nodding

Unless you can only have the one bus driver at a time. Cause then it changes, because my classes are at different times.

Report | 02/08/2010 12:13 am

Onomatopenis

That's fine.
I only have one, now.
Maybe two, if you count a close-ish acquaintance.

Report | 02/08/2010 12:01 am

Onomatopenis

Lucky you, rubbing your friends in my face.

This is good.
Unless
I get bored and decide to be mean

Report | 02/07/2010 11:11 pm

Onomatopenis

Well, that explains why you don't hate me yet.
Give it time; you'll get overwhelmed after I decide to get depressed or start writing song lyrics in every reply.
Or when I do what I did yesterday, which was reply to everything with, "are you sure?"

If you piss me off, I don't have your e-mail.
I can't have the e-mails sent to you, but I could forward them through comments or something.
Sick a /b/tard on you and hire him to get your e-mail or something, I don't know.
It's have to be pretty bad for me to put that much effort into it, though.

Report | 02/07/2010 11:05 pm

Onomatopenis

It's not my fault I'm ******** up and am only able to maintain friendships that involve verbally ripping each other to shreds.
I was raised to think this s**t was normal.
Don't judge me.

Report | 02/07/2010 10:56 pm

Onomatopenis

Oh god, same.
Except that was when I was a freshman in high school, but still.
******** that.

Yes.
Very much so.
Because he's a dickhead.
I e-mailed it to him so he knows.
And posted it.
Because I am a b***h.
No wonder we're friends.

Report | 02/07/2010 10:30 pm

Onomatopenis

Yep.
Because I can't learn Spanish.

Like, "Hello, my name is Andrew and I really need a date tonight.
I have this problem. I can't get a girlfriend. I pretend I can, and claim to go out with tons of girls all of the time, but no one has ever seen them because they don't exist.
I think that if I finally got some affection from someone, I might stop being such a major douche to my friends and realize what it is to feel human.
Also, I really need to get laid. I once drew a picture of myself with a lightsaber in place of my p***s and princess Leia tied up in the corner. I jacked off to it all night long. That's how bad it is.
If you would like to help me with this quest for love, or just want to meet for casual sex, please contact me. I prefer larger, older women. Hygiene not an issue.

If you do take me up on this offer, please understand that if I tell you to go away or ******** off, I do not mean it and you do not have permission to ignore me. I will only get pissy and ignore you for months as revenge."

I am also considering one for m4m, because he's kinda homophobic.

I mean, I know everyone who looked at that would know it was a joke, but I have been to craigslist and I know that people respond to ******** anything you put up there.

Report | 02/07/2010 10:07 pm

Onomatopenis

I'm okay right now.
I only start coughing if I lay down, actually.
Still not going in.
It's a sign language class and it's almost completely silent, or it will be if I'm not there coughing my lungs out.

Thinking about making a craigslist ad for my 'friend.'

Report | 02/07/2010 9:26 pm

Onomatopenis

My name did not get stuffy.
My nose did.

Report | 02/07/2010 9:26 pm

Onomatopenis

It's what happens when someone eats so much Count Chocula that they begin to think that they are Count Chocula.

I've been sick for like two weeks.
At first, I had a sore throat, then my nose got stuffy, then I was sick to my stomach, then my name got stuffy again, and now I keep coughing to the point where I feel like I'm about to throw up.

Report | 02/07/2010 9:08 pm

Onomatopenis

I always hated volleyball. When we had to play in gym, I would always cheat hide in the back so I wouldn't have to hit the ball.
Whenever I tried to bump it, I would do it at a weird angle and it would go out of bounds, and when I did it right, I would hit it with the wrong part of my arm and it would get all red and sore.
emo
I'm sick.
Not going to ASL tomorrow.
I think I have count choculitis or something.

Report | 02/07/2010 3:34 pm

Onomatopenis

Awesome.

Who has two thumbs and hates that phrase?
This girl.

It probably is. Basketball and tennis are the only two sports I can play.
Well, badminton.
But badminton is so boring and easy that I don't even think it counts.

Report | 02/06/2010 7:37 pm

Onomatopenis

Pssh. It's way easy to get to Hogwarts, dude.
Just take the car.

Ours is exactly the same. This one in IL is amazing, though. They turn you on your stomach, band it's long like Batman.

Yea, I don't wanna be like, "hey, do you really expect me to clean all of the dishes?" and have him reply with, "no, Ashley. I expect you to DIE."
Not that it would happen like that, because my place is in the kitchen, but still.

Nope. It was a lot like an office. With a vending machine.

Awesome. I don't have any friends who are workers, but the workers are my friends. I don't know; they remember me. It's probably the hair.
I know that there's a basketball court at the top of the Matterhorn. That's kinda cool.

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