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Report | 10/18/2008 11:17 am

A N K E V

You are crazy! I didn't remove anything and you are number one on my friends! I love you, why didn't you call me?

Report | 09/02/2008 3:25 pm

DCXVI

<3!!

Report | 07/06/2008 6:11 pm

DCXVI

I love you! I can't wait till you get home..

Report | 06/25/2008 12:45 pm

YurelXGREY

hey lo^^


im here again X_x

Report | 06/07/2008 10:04 pm

Agent 009 Curse

yup it passed but im fine now! im really happy again and i like being optimistic and have that romantic side of me in my personality, ya know? well anyway i wont be on here much so if u wana message me on yahoo or w/e my screen name is mykell.engesath@yahoo.com cya later and thank you for being such a good friend! peace! -Mykell

Report | 05/16/2008 4:47 pm

screamlyric47

kool avi

Report | 05/03/2008 10:48 pm

Agent 009 Curse

No date for prom still, and recently ive decided that im not going.

Report | 04/26/2008 8:30 pm

bankrupsia

Nice avi.

Report | 04/03/2008 6:27 pm

Agent 009 Curse

good i guess, ive been a little depressed today but im alright.

Report | 03/26/2008 7:41 pm

General Paranoia

ith Fffine. thowwy Ffor theh thpitting. thust a liddle whithle when i thpeek nowth.

Report | 03/26/2008 4:54 pm

Agent 009 Curse

well its me Sora. here making the comment. hopefully ill cya around rofl.

Report | 03/25/2008 9:52 pm

General Paranoia

for my next performance i will attempt to eat a cheese stick using nothing then my hands and mouth!

*tries to eat cheese stick unsuccessfully*

uh oh ...
i forgot to mention i'll need my elbows so i can bend my arms and bring the cheese close to my face.

what do you mean no take-backs?
*sigh* ... O____o ... ok ...

*tries again to eat the cheese stick but is unsuccessful.*
*toad looks at the helpless entertainer.*

ah ha! figured it out ...

*tries to throw cheesestick into his mouth without bending wrists or elbows*
*misses his mouth*
damn ...
*looks at cheesestick on the floor*
*sighs*

how the hell am i gonna pick that up?
*thinks*
ah ha! got it!

*falls on cheese stick, mouth first*
*cracks two teeth against the floor*
*eats cheesestick!*

woot! .... mmmmngh ... owww ...

Report | 03/25/2008 5:15 am

General Paranoia

excellent! i prolly won't quit my day job today .... but once we get this thing rolling who knows? the possibilities are endless ... lol ...
*juggles flaming cats on your profile* ... *gets fancy, throwing them under his arms and legs* ... *little "meow! rawr!" noises can be heard* ... *begins catching them behind his back* ... *as he brings his hands round one last time and releases his hands are full -- not of flaming cats -- but hundreds of fingernail-sized green butterflies which fill the air like a rainstorm* ... *as they beat their tiny wings luminescent gold dust splatters off them in sparkles of light* ...
*your entertainer bows to his audience*
wink

Report | 03/24/2008 6:43 pm

General Paranoia

deal! i handle the toad and the bugs, you handle the cheese sticks and rootbeer. lady, you've got yourself an entertainer! *does a little dance* woot!

Report | 03/24/2008 4:40 pm

svkkvbvs

'ello jellow.

Report | 03/20/2008 10:21 pm

General Paranoia

aww ... i guess i took that "entertainment" thing the wrong way ... *starts taking down the circus tent slowly, slowly* ... you sure? you could pay me in root beer and cheese sticks ... i'm pretty easy like that ... of course, my new sidekick, Hopalong Toadschwartz, he prefers buzzing flittering creature-thingies with dangly legs and tiny tiny heads that go YNANG YNANG ... he's peculiar that way ... yeppers ... sure is ... mmhmm ...

Report | 03/19/2008 8:28 pm

General Paranoia

lol ... you're gonna PAY me? *spits into his hand* ... *slicks back his hair* .. well, darlin ... that's wot the folks in arkansas calls "mighty fine" !!

Report | 03/14/2008 7:21 pm

General Paranoia

*gurgling sounds come from raw neck area*

luckily, a very intelligent gopher comes by to translate!
*little gopher adjusts his glasses* hello. yes, well, we can tell by the spurting goo and what forensics experts call the "splatter pattern" that the unfortunate victim here is definately in a great deal of pain and suffering. notice the way the arms flail about and the legs stomp the ground randomly. tragic. notice also that no remnants of the head are visible on the ground or walls. this indicates the head was largely vaporized in the explosion. including the skull. you think of that skeleton as pretty tough, don't you, but when it blows it blows. *little gopher takes a pipe from his tweed jacket, a bit of tobacco, and a box of matches, then points with the pipe stem at the general* now see there, that long dangling bit of skin? i mean, that's really gross. *fills his pipe with tobacco, lights his match against the general's bloody boot, lights his pipe with the fizzling crackling match, blows out the flaming match, puffs his pipe.* well, i'd say, judging from everything we've seen here today, that he's asking us to buy him some chinese food. probably lo mein with garlic brocoli. that's what i think. thank you very much for having me here today. *bows to you* class dismissed!

Report | 03/11/2008 8:39 pm

General Paranoia

*head explodes*

Report | 03/10/2008 7:06 pm

General Paranoia

oh crap ... you mean i have to remember? this is gonna be a problem ... uh ...

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