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Report | 03/02/2009 2:07 pm

Nothing much. Still at school in computer class. I have had a shitty day. It is hot as hell.
I am going to a fair today though. biggrin

Report | 03/02/2009 1:51 pm

I Jashin sama I

Hello, my little Jashinist!

Report | 02/24/2009 1:50 pm

I Jashin sama I

sweatdrop Me too my little Jashinist!

Report | 02/23/2009 2:08 pm

I Jashin sama I

Another random story:
[ Kakuzu had been waiting with Hidan for Deidara to bring him his new bounty. .It’s only been 10 minutes and Kakuzu has grown impatient ]

Kakuzu: ...He’s late.

Hidan: -Che, I don’t know why we keep ********’ slacking off for YOUR precious bounty. We are going to be late, AGAIN, if we don’t hurry.

Kakuzu: [mumbles] Annoying little brat…Didn’t Deidara get a new cell phone?

Hidan: Yeah, but the little c**k sucker almost never answers.

Kakuzu: I don’t care, give me his number.

[ Hidan gave Kakuzu the number as he whipped out his phone. ]

Kakuzu: ********. It led me to his voicemail…

[As he waited for the voicemail to end, his eyes widened and hung up immediately.]

Hidan: Why the ******** do you have that dumbass look on your face?

[ Kakuzu doesn’t say anything at first, he redialed the number and put it on speaker for Hidan to hear]

VOICEMAIL: “ Un, hi! This is Deidara! I’m not available [ Sasori: Damn straight!] ah! Sasori-danna [moan]…not now, un! [ pants, muttering heard in the background] Anyway... Please leave a [squeals like an uke] message and I’ll [gasps] get back to you, un! Art is a [sound of flesh on flesh, moans uke-ishly] bang! Uuuun~! [phone is drpped and sound of glomping and hot, smexy, yaoi sex is heard..]” end VOICEMAIL.

Hidan [horny glare]: Does that make you horny Kakuzu-chan? [smile]

[Kakuzu turns away almost blushing at Hidan’s question.]

[Deidara walks in with a dead body over his shoulder; Both stare at him awkwardly]

Deidara: What? So I got a little late, un.

Kakuzu: [takes body from Dei] Next time answer your phone.

Hidan: -che

Deidara: Whatever, un

-end biggrin

Report | 02/21/2009 9:20 pm

I Jashin sama I

I am bored and leaving Gaia for the night. Besides a comment, I will post a short story I have recently written.

Tobi: Deidara-sempai, have you seen Zetsu-sempai?

Deidara wordlessly points to the attic. Deidara continues reading his new book.

Tobi [scampering off]: Zetsu-seme~!

[15 minutes later]

Hidan: Oi, ********, have you-

Hidan freezes once he sees the book in Deidara's hands. His eyes grow wide and begins to stammer.

Hidan: O.O I-is that the new Del-

Once again, he is cut off, but this time by Deidara who thrusts a copy of the same book into Hidan's eager hands. Quickly, Hidan makes himself comfortable and begins to read.

[Timeskip- 1 hour]

Deidara and Hidan are sittinf, calmley discussing what they read when their semes walk in. Itachi and Kakuzu warily approach their strangely acting ukes, not noticing the evily horny glint in their eyes...

...The two couples were not seen or heard of for two weeks. Only appearing, reeking of hot sex, to eat and use the restroom...

...Two abandoned books lay on the floor. Their titles blaring, " HOW TO MAKE YOUR SEME BEG: DELUXE EDITION."

-end, Goodnight! wink

Report | 02/17/2009 4:08 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

-Doesn't bother responding because Hidan is a distracted b*****d and Kakuzu would have to do all the work.-

Report | 02/17/2009 3:52 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

The ride to Tea country was silent and oppressive, neither of them wanting to speak to the other or deal with each other in general. Kakuzu pushed the small boat as much as he could to get it over with. It would be a while before they could return here. Pein wouldn't be pleased about that since they had yet to explore the southern countries for Jinchuuriki and would have to send another group to deal with it. The nearest hide out to them was the one at the northern edge of tea country, just outside the boundary of Konoha. They would head there.

Report | 02/17/2009 3:41 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

Once there Kakuzu chose a ship, snapped the owner's neck and tossed him over board. He ignored the screams of the other people as they ran away and unhooked the boat, barely waiting for his partner as he started up the engine. The sooner they got out of here and through Tea country the better. He wanted this over and to get to an Akatsuki base where he could get away from Hidan and all the problems he caused at least for a while.

Report | 02/17/2009 3:25 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

With one last scan to the room he determined that nothing of theirs remained and left the keys on the debris Hidan had left of everything, glad that he didn't have to pay the bill. Even though the vacation was free they would have charged for this but since they were now on the run he didn't need to concern himself with it. Walking quickly he made his way back out of the hotel, meeting up with Hidan on the way and shoving his things at him with a glare.

Nothing further needed to be said to the b*****d and so he continued on without a word, heading for the docks where he'd steal another ship and get the hell out of here. Thankfully Sea Country didn't have a hidden village and even if the Mist village had been notified it'd take them a while to get here and by then they'd be gone. He still had a headache and today was turning out to be a damned horrible day.

Report | 02/17/2009 3:09 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

Kakuzu clenched his fists and just barely resisted hitting his partner. Instead, on the way out, he hit one of the support beams of the building and without even using his iron skin technique the whole building shook and after a moment collapsed, not being able to handle the strain. His b*****d partner could finish his damn prayer under that.

Turning, he then made his way back to the inn to collect their things before someone confiscated them. Hidan could starve for all he cared. He didn't have time or the ability to stop and collect food provisions now and they were long since out. He made a mental note to never go on a 'vacation' with him again.

Report | 02/17/2009 2:57 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

Upon walking into the bar he stopped for a moment to take everything in and process what he was seeing. He had barely left his partner alone and he had managed to do all this damage already? One thing was for certain though, their vacation was over. There was no way they could stay here now that Hidan had decided to sacrifice random people in the bar.

Walking over to his partner he glared down at him, not entering into the symbol just yet since if he did he would end up strangling the man right then and there. They had already attracted way too much attention as it was and they needed to get their things and get the hell out of there as soon as possible. "Hidan. What. The. Hell. Are. You. Doing?" Even with his current anti-pain campaign he'd kick his a** if he dared give him a smart a** comment about his ritual.

Report | 02/17/2009 2:42 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

Later, after Hidan went crazy and sacrificed the bar tender, Kakuzu returned from Jiro Island and started making his way back to the hotel. He didn't need Hidan to go with him but he still had the nagging feeling that the man had gone and gotten himself into trouble or something equally as bad. On the way there he noticed that there was significantly less people than there had been before and overheard some of the villagers whispering about a crazy albino conducting the workings of satan. That paired with the glares he was receiving from the people who remembered that they had been together let him know that the psycho they were talking about couldn't be anyone but Hidan.

Scowling he made his way in the direction the scared people were coming from, ironically back to the bar where his partner had so desperately wanted to go with him last night. Whatever Hidan had done he hoped that it wasn't as bad as the villagers made it seem. He doubted it though.

Report | 02/17/2009 2:03 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

-Kakuzu goes to explore the island but that isn't described because he doesn't find anything of interest and it goes too fast when compared with Hidan's freak out about the necklace.-

Report | 02/17/2009 1:43 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

The boat they had used to get over here, of course, was gone, but he had been expecting that. They hadn't paid the docking fees after all. He did manage to find a fishing boat that was heading to Jiro Island compound though and had been able to secure himself a ride there. There was no time to go back and get Hidan even if he wanted to. The man would just have to wait until he got back.
((OOC: Yeah, he'll strangle them. XD ))

Report | 02/17/2009 12:42 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

After several hours of searching and careful observation Kakuzu found a place that would transfer his money to his other funds; and extension of the branches he frequently used in other countries. He knew that the ones who ran this station would contact the others to learn more about him and once they did he knew they would know not to ******** with him or his money. Others had tried it before and had met their death by violent means. Of course he had gotten his money back from those incidents and people had since learned that they were better off to not even think about his money other than how to safely transport it and get it back to him. Once they returned to one of their more secure bases he may take the money there or stash it somewhere else. For now this would do though.
When he had taken care of that he went off in search of a vessel that would take him to Jiro Island and then Kikai Island. Kikai would be harder to get to since people believed it to be cursed so he might have to just walk across the water. He didn't want to waste his money renting a boat for such a short distance when he could simply walk across it. Hidan would be fine on his own.

Report | 02/17/2009 12:24 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

He didn't bother replying to that and left the room again, locking it behind him. His head still hurt and his partner's voice was grating on his nerves. He contemplated just leaving him there the rest of the day and the more he thought about it the more it sounded like a good idea. He'd get more done without him and even Pein couldn't berate him for leaving his whiny b***h of a partner in the hotel alone with a hang over. That having been decided he went to look for a place to drop off his money, wondering if he'd have to leave Sea Country in order to do so.

Report | 02/17/2009 12:07 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

There was no actual remedy for hang overs but there were several make-shift 'miracle cures' that were supposed to do the job. Kakuzu didn't bother wasting his money on that s**t though and instead only got cheap cups of hotel-lobby coffee. Downing his away from his partner, he then stole and took several of the ninja equivalent of advil from the inn. They'd probably give them to him for free but he didn't want to have to deal with people so he just took them when no one was looking.
He would have to find a way to store his money soon. He didn't like having that much on him even though it was in no danger of getting stolen. Kakuzu had accounts at several locations, locations where people didn't ask questions and could be trusted, and he needed to get to one soon. Right now his partner was useless to him and so he'd leave him here while he went to take care of things.
Returning to the room he sat the coffee down on the bedside table close to where Hidan was laying and went about gathering up his money. Once he was done he turned to his partner and explained things. "I'm going to take care of this. Stay here and stay out of trouble." Hidan wasn't about to go anywhere but Kakuzu knew the havoc he could create when left on his own.

Report | 02/16/2009 11:47 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

Hidan didn't seem to understand why his fear and utter rejection of his hearts bothered him and he didn't expect him to. He wasn't sure why it bothered him either. He shouldn't care what Hidan thought of him but he did. Not bothering to reply to that he shut the door and went off in search of a potential remedy. It was best to forget about such things and pretend that they didn't matter.

Report | 02/16/2009 11:36 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

He stared at him for a moment before getting up and calling his hearts back to him. Once they had retaken their place on his back he slowly started putting his clothes back on before heading to the door. "My hearts are a part of me." As he opened the door and stepped through it he called back. "I'm going to get something for the hang overs. Don't leave the room and keep an eye on my money."

Report | 02/16/2009 11:19 pm

x0Kakuzu0x

"You need to get over it." He kept his voice low and soft so his head wouldn't throb as much. He wasn't going to try molesting him again with his heart. Obviously that didn't work and he was far from being in the mood at the moment. Moving around to the side that Hidan was on he batted his heart back, off of the man's cloak.

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