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Report | 11/19/2013 8:00 pm

Bold Sage

I saw your thread in LI and I just had to stop by and say CONGRATULATIONS!!
I wish the best for the both of you! heart

Report | 08/17/2009 12:44 pm

seeker_Cho Chang

Happy Belated Birthday!!! smile

Report | 08/11/2009 9:03 pm

doom_kittyz

all. your. friends. have. harry. potter. names...sooo...creepy...my eyes just melted down their sockets...oh nooo look out thats a Erumpent horn class b tradable material and it can explode at the slightest touch! hehehe... that would be funny...hehehe...

Report | 02/20/2009 10:41 am

xTheDarkLordVoldemortx

*scrunches up what would have been a nose in disgusted surprise*

And what would be the need for redecorating... I don't exactly EXPECT those such as yourself to be admiring my furnishings.

*drums his fingers against the top of his desk impatiently, hoping Xenophilius didn't touch anything*

Report | 02/11/2009 12:09 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

A diary? Hmm........

*Thinks rather hard about it*

I think he does. But I'm not sure where he keeps it. Probably in his room someplace, unless he's got another secret place in the house I don't know about. *Unlikely*

Why? ^_^

*Has no clue about the wicked things that Xeno is thinking.... wicked things that he definitely would not enjoy*

Report | 01/19/2009 3:31 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

Ah.... actually, I think he might harbor a more than ten year old... crush.

On you.

If the secret Xenophilius Lovegood worship room he has set up behind a wall in the basement is any indication anyways.

*Ponders*

I always wondered why he commissioned me to take pictures of you when you were sleeping.

And when you were naked.

D:

I think he's jealous of me and my physical close proximity to your person and easy access to your trash. Which is silly!

:3

Anyways, I switched his lotion with super-super glue and mixed peroxide in with his shampoo as punishment for interfering with my business. D<

Let's see how he likes a bad dye job and the inability to take his hand out of his pants for three weeks until the glue wears off.

Snap!

Report | 01/07/2009 1:06 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

That man...

*Grumbles*

I swear sometimes....

*Salutes!*

I'll get right on it, Sir! If my details about my brilliant plans to drive Lucius Malfoy into insanity don't sway him, and I can't change his mind by having an impromptu peaceful naked protest in the middle of the food market, then....

Well, I've got my <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">potions
ways.

Heheheheheheeee..... *Disappears to do just that*</span>

Report | 01/04/2009 9:39 am

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

<3_<3

Oooh, money!

I'll buy a pogo stick! And I can use it to jump on the heads of lesser employees if they displease me. D<

Like that Nelken Quigg who works in the supply room.

And I'll be able to get your coffee faster.

Report | 12/08/2008 4:17 pm

Akherontis

Nah. Those end in big messes, usually.

Report | 11/07/2008 2:18 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

*Snaps to attention and salutes*

Yes, Sir! Danish and espresso coming up!

*Flails and runs around in a circle for a moment and then runs out the door and does a special dance on the lawn until a Guatemalan guy with a donkey appears out of the woods and sells him a fresh, warm danish and a large espresso*

*Bursts back through the door*

Here you go, Sir! Freshly made! But if you want Starbucks I can get that instead.

*Sets the coffee and danish down and prepares to do the dance to summon a Starbucks to the nearest street corner*

Report | 10/02/2008 4:41 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

Hurray!

*Takes contract and gets out a magnifying glass*

*Reads*

....... mmhhmm.... ... uhuh...... yep.... I can get around that........ oh, that sounds like a fun consequence....

*Reads more and mumbles to himself* .... this is acceptable....... and I'll make sure to have a live duck handy in case of that......

^o^

Well, sounds good! Besides, if I do a good job, my soul will stay right where it is, right? ^_^

*Pulls a quill out of somewhere and signs with a flourish*

There we go!

*Smiles innocently suddenly and grins*

Very, VERY first thing I'm going to do is send Lucius Malfoy a flier asking him if he'd like to receive a subscription of the Quibbler. And when he checks no, I'll send him the latest edition of the Quibbler as well as a list containing all the benefits he can get from signing up for a subscription, and the amount of payment due. And when he responds back saying he declined a subscription I'll pretend that he selected the premium subscription option which costs more and gives him the opportunity to receive discounts on Quibbler merchandise and lets him be one of many to have first hand information on trips taken all over the world to discover strange and unknown magical creatures and other VIP membership rewards. And then when he perhaps writes me an angry letter telling me he had declined several times, I'll send him a barrage of owls with dozens of back issues of the Quibbler and send him a complimentary Quibbler hat and an official Quibbler letter that tells him that we appreciate his membership and that he is a valued member, with a little smiley face at the end. And then when he sends me a very, very angry letter in reply and threatens to sue the Quibbler for harassment, I'll send him a Xeroxed picture of my butt in the reply mail, and I'll put a potion on it that makes him unable to do so once he touches it otherwise the fact that he has a picture of a boys butt will come out and he'll go to jail for a very long time when it's found. And the picture won't be able to be destroyed and will have to be on his person at all times or he'll break out into a very uncomfortable genital rash perhaps with pus and boils.

And then I'll send him a letter a week or so later telling him that we thank him for signing up for a lifetime gold plus plus premium membership for himself and his family and firmly remind him that his very hefty payment is due at the beginning of every month, that is unless he'd prefer to pay the yearly fee all in one pop! And the whole process should only take a few weeks. ^_^ I could do it faster but it'd be more fun to draw it out.

I want to be a business man when I grow up. Think I'll do a good job Mr. Lovegood? n_n

Report | 09/29/2008 1:20 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

^_^

Mmmm, yummy! I like jam!

Wait, wha? Work at the Quibbler? Me?

Yes, please! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!! I can bring you jam and coffee and write articles and track people down and tie them up and feed them potions so they give me accurate interviews and do research and fold the papers and make water cooler talk and Xerox my butt and slip pictures into random papers and bring you coffee and whip the slaves and bake you cookies and proofread and respond politely to fan mail!!!!!!

When do I start?

Report | 09/28/2008 1:52 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

((Hey wait a minute. O_o Where the heck did our previous comments go? I know there were comments after your one comment on the 3rd of June. O_o *FLAILS* I DO NOT LIKE DISAPPEARING THINGS. ))

What, armour? How're you supposed to get a hug through armour!??

*Is appalled by the thought of the thing*

Pfft...

*Ignores the fact that he's dangling off the floor with no hugs anyways*

Oh, er, I've been good! Yeah. Bored. But good. What about you!?

And if I'm your heart cookie, you're not going to dump milk all over me, are you?

Report | 09/28/2008 11:39 am

Luna Evanna Lovegood

You can never have too many of me!

Report | 09/08/2008 4:09 pm

Luna Evanna Lovegood

Hello Daddy Dearest.

Report | 06/02/2008 10:27 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

HI MR. LOVEGOOD!!!!!!!!!

*Chases after you*

How are you, huh? HUH? AND AND AND AND AND....

Do you wanna make kiss-face with me?

Report | 05/10/2008 11:41 am

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

*Big, innocent grin*

Whip it! Whip it good!

Report | 03/13/2008 1:58 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

Noooooo.... Mr. Bigglesworth is just a... fancy name for a ... fancy pet.... of course, I've already got a name!

.... so if you were to have a collar of some sort...... just for example... you'd etch 'Godfrey' into the name plate, since that's my name. And then I'd wear it and everyone would know who I was.

Like a name tag! But with more spanking.

You know... >_> Like when I was being naughty, you'd have to punish me. 8D

Because if you don't punish naughty pets, they'll only be naughtier, and we wouldn't want that, now would we?

Report | 03/06/2008 4:03 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

O_O

You're not going to dress me up in a bear suit and call me Mr. Bigglesworth are you?

D: Unless... that is..... it's a really nice bear suit... >_>

Report | 01/30/2008 8:59 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

'Course I'm sweet. *Appears randomly behind you* I'm almost constantly around sugar.

*Hugs your leg with a grin*

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