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Report | 04/19/2008 7:00 pm

misery_loves its_company

HeY. WhaTs Up?

Report | 04/19/2008 3:18 pm

Peanut Poisoning

james, your hair is fabulous when it is straightened. ^_^

Report | 04/16/2008 12:29 pm

brie e a t s bugs

OMG! DUDE!

I WANT MY HAIR CHANGED!

WHEN SCHOOL ENDS IM CUTTING IT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT AND IT'S GONNA BE BLACK AND BLONDE!

YESSSS!!!!

Well im glad you took my comment virginity, lovie ;D

I would have taken yours, but it seems I was too late Dx

Report | 04/13/2008 4:24 pm

This_Final_Farewell

hey. whats up. it's been awhile, no? lol

Report | 04/04/2008 6:46 pm

Peanut Poisoning

TURBOPUNS!!!!!!!!!

Report | 03/28/2008 12:55 pm

Carcinogenic Teacup

Oh my God, I love your multimedia, Angelo showed it to us on the bus.



UGH SPRING BREAK SUCKS.

Report | 03/27/2008 7:02 pm

maebae_bunny

uh....what happened to your clothes???

Report | 03/24/2008 6:07 pm

devil.of.the.shadows

TURBO SPAWNING BABIES!!!

YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF BABIES!!!

400 BABIES!!!

Give your babies shockolate and they'll be good at SPORTS!

Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST!

Report | 03/22/2008 9:40 am

Peanut Poisoning

SUPER SPAWNING!!!!!!!!!



[kenyans]

Report | 03/18/2008 2:24 pm

Peanut Poisoning

GRAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!



omg james..........i forget..........

Report | 03/14/2008 10:18 pm

devil.of.the.shadows

ohmjebus james! you know what? You know fricken what?



No you don't.



So I'm going to tell you.



I HATE SOURKRAUT!...........







AND OKLAHOMA! UGH!!!









BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST!

Report | 03/14/2008 2:17 pm

Peanut Poisoning

*comment*

Report | 02/28/2008 2:37 pm

Peanut Poisoning

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop



You know the place



well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy







Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning



My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast







Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut



Every single morning



It was driving me crazy







I said to my mom



I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"



And my dear, sweet mother



She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train



And she leaned right down next to me



And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"



And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth



And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old







That's when I swore that someday



Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place



Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer



And the towels are oh so fluffy



Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long



And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel







Wacka wacka doodoo yeah







Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true



Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest



To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt



I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize



That's right, a first class one-way ticket to







Albuquerque



Albuquerque







Oh yeah



You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before



And I gotta tell ya, it was really great



Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor



And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time



The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts



And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore



And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out



And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside



And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died



Except for me



You know why?







'Cause I had my tray table up



And my seat back in the full upright position



Had my tray table up



And my seat back in the full upright position



Had my tray table up



And my seat back in the full upright position







Ah ha ha ha



Ah ha ha



Ahhhh







So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage



I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days



Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag



And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball



And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel



But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn



Where the towels are oh so fluffy



And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna



It's OK, they're clean







Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C



And I turned on the SpectraVision



And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow



That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door







Well now, who could that be?



I say "Who is it?"



No answer



"Who is it?"



There's no answer



"WHO IS IT?"



They're not sayin' anything







So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected



It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril



Oh man, I hate it when I'm right



So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel



And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"



"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"



And he's like "Tough"



And I'm like "Give it"



And he's like "Make me"



And I'm like "'Kay"



So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus



And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows



And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation



Yes indeed, you better believe it



And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off t

Report | 02/28/2008 4:35 am

maebae_bunny

no........*sigh*

Report | 02/24/2008 6:30 am

maebae_bunny

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Report | 02/22/2008 3:23 pm

Carcinogenic Teacup

BOOTY!



XO I'll never see you again!



PFt, 17. Even IIIII can't get a 17, James. (And that's saying something!)

Report | 02/18/2008 8:03 am

maebae_bunny

I love your video!!!

Report | 02/17/2008 1:37 pm

maebae_bunny

YEA!!!! thanks!!

Report | 02/16/2008 5:33 am

maebae_bunny

hey james rate my profile.....only from 1-5

Report | 02/14/2008 5:42 am

FOB_is_luv

duhh i know u

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