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Post: 90908013_1 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:04:15 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:04:15 +0000

"A white collar crime themed Quest Thread"

Do come in. My name is dishonourable, but you-like my master's- can call me dis.
May I put a kettle on for you? Yes? Wonderful.
Why such the hospitality you ask? Well... we like to treat all of our clients with the utmost respect.
Not a client, you say? Ah I see. Well please, come. in and sit. I am quite sure you came for my master's company.
I will go fetch them for you.

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Post: 90908013_2 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:07:00 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:07:00 +0000

"Rules of the House"

Ah forgive me, before I go and fetch my masters I must tell you the house rules

Follow the TOS

I know, I know, everyone tells you such, but it is necessary to remind you.

Show respect to the people in the thread

Even criminals understand respect.

No Flaming/Harassing/Trolling

We do not allow that in this household. Understood?

No begging

My masters are usually rather generous to those they are fond of, but they do not appreciate those who think they deserve simply because they ask a lot. Do not be one of those people.

"Frequently Asked Questions"

I apologise for how long my master's are taking to get down here. They are rather... err involved at the moment, so perhaps I could answer some of your inquires why we wait?

Uh... isn't this like a quest thread?

Why yes, yes it is. Masters Thanatos and Ares-so sorry you would know them as bloodwitch and xxiii-nevermore- run this... "quest thread". They are trying to come under the possession of various objects, yes. So I suppose this is a quest of some kind.

So like... you guys are roleplaying?

In a way, I suppose you can say that they are. But this "thread" is not really focused on an roleplay... it is just giving the thread a more interesting way to discuss the quests besides the overused "Questing for such and such".

Oh well that's pretty cool. So why the White Collar?

Ah, you see my Master's are considered... thieves. But Master Ares is a quite the grifter, while Master Thantatos is... well he's rather good at nabbing just about anything. But you see, the two of them together are not the violent types and prefer to con people into giving them what they desired rather than going through dark routes to obtain them. Their marks are often of a higher cost, which falls under the category of White Collar crimes.

Well that's actually really cool cause most quests are all high priced nowadays with that stoopid inflation.

Indeed. You see even Master Ares realises this. He is trying to reduce the amount of gold in the economy by questing the high priced items in the gold shops.

That's awesome so... Wait. Did you say before that we are waiting for them because they are... involved? Involved with what?

Oh... well... currently each other.

Oh that's- WAIT THERE'S YAOI IN THIS THREAD?

*chuckles* Ah, no need to sound so impressed. Two men in a thread with a servant? In a world that has genetically superiour people-like Master Ares and Thanatos- and inbreds- like myself? Hmm.

Wait, wait you even have a whole world for this?

Ah yes. A world where the third world war has destroyed all the major powers except Great Britain and as such all the destroyed civilisations have fallen into colonies for the the reclaimed monarchy. The reason Great Britain won? It was one of the first countries to approve of genetic alteration and because of such, had a superior technology advance society. It is really intriguing if you want to ask about when my Master's arrive.

WOW. That's pretty neat. So... how long till they get here.

Not much longer. *smiles*

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Post: 90908013_3 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:08:21 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:08:21 +0000

"Ares"

Ah- my apologies. I had no idea that we were to have company today. Dis? Dis be a dear, fetch a kettle. I am sure our dear guest has been here too long to not have a cuppa.

I am so sorry about how lengthy we kept you waiting, timing can be a pain. So who am I? You may call me Ares. I am the business man in this house so if you are here about... business, I am the one to be talking to. But let us wait for the tea, shall we?

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Post: 90908013_4 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:16:31 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:16:31 +0000

"The Violet Tail Job"

I came under the conclusion that the best way to stabilize the economy that has been turning to shite for the proper workers and thieves is to remove funds from it. So... I shall be questing those pretty little expensive gifts from that store that the women always fawn over. Of course I will be getting my funds from the existing carriers... mostly.

Ah. So that pretty violet coloured devil's tail. While I preferred the red colour, I always thought violet was an interesting idea for the item.

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"Jobs for the Future"

"Completed Jobs"

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Post: 90908013_5 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:17:44 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:17:44 +0000

"The Studded Belt Job"

I prefer to work on the more exciting jobs - which tend to be longer. Shorter and easier jobs can be "outsourced" to my beloved minions - they ever so do enjoy gifting me with their results. As for earning funds, I have habit of nabbing small trinkets without noticing - you may want to check your pockets before leaving. Additionally, there's the, how shall we put it ...services that I offer to art connoisseurs.

Ahh, the gems alone on the belt; priceless. Do you believe the skull to have been from a shrunken head and thusly, cursed?

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V-Day 2k11 Heartsbane Hairpin

Red Mack Jocobi Scarf

Unwound Red Scarf

Human's Smoke Bomb

Dead Eyes Pink

Moody Cupid

Elven Ears

Bed Hair

Cheery Cupid

Sinful Scarlet

Wendigo

Ghostly Hookah

Ice Jotunn

Execution Tools

Bad JuJu

Jambieres Demonique

Vile Chimera

Super Girl School

Nightmare Chimera

Scavenged Haz-Suit

Witch of Noc

Chess Pieces

Unseen Wizzard

Cursed Prince

Card Captor Shinigami

Lizzie Rose

Ever After Curse

Night of the Popobawa

Starcrossed Vision

Truck Stop

Thief of Dreams

Resolute Hero

Intelligence Bonus

Kunoichi Chaos

Elven Space Cadet

Head of Dreams

Futakuchi Onna

Murder from the Heart

Fatale Monstrum

Victorious Evil Queen

Madoka Magica: Sweets Witch

Heart VS Mind

Hazardous Punk

Beat Gear

Devil Trap Card

Line-A-Design

Sparkling Bright Lights

Mystery Liquid Accident

Hawkin's Treasure

Zessen Fan

Ruffed-Up Showgirl

Noughts and Crosses

Peppy Mint

Headless Marie

Pristine Collar

Force A Nature

Black Rook Sentry

Demonic Wind

Knave of hearts

Necrodancer

Sorrow's Preamble

I am Sparkly

Passionate Vocalist

Deadly Music

Dominika

Card Croupier

Hocuspocus Hair

Steel Heeled Jack

Shadow Walker

Holly Berry Scarf

Fey Seer

Mwee the Dragon

Yorick's Curse

Sweetish the Moga

Commanderess of Hearts

Deadly Thread

Wicked Torn Cape

Quintessence of Decay

Rumble on the Rocks

Undeadtaker

Martini the Moga

Cerberus's Chain

Dice Bunny

Misfit Ghoul

Coal Sprite

Replication

Moira's Fashion Flashback 2nd Gen.

Fading Ember

Twister the Fire Phoenix

He Approaches

Lumo the Moga

Onyx Dragonslayer

Butterfly's Lament

Nightmare Game

Threetoned Eyeshadow

Ode to the Studio Killer

Gunpowder Bang Bang!

Mako Maki

The Troll

Nightwalker's Reprisal

Earnest Minstrel

Nightjar

Pepper Party

Black Heartstring

Fallen King

Sweet Pink Princess

Keen Bandit

Ascended Demon

Sharp Shot

Serpentine Raiments

Snowy White Lass

Elemental Spirits

SDPlus #281 Fondue

Imperial Han

Roseus Diamond Dog

Kottan Bell Reunion

Mournful Wail

Child of Gevaudan

SDPlus #257 The Librarian

Undereye Eyeshadow

Forteanagoria 3rd Gen

Chequered Punk

Takkun's Wild Side

Star Smasher

Hard Candy Rocker

Rapturous Union

Flight of the Macaw

Shaggy Creeper Bangs

Radio Jack

Kamila's Blood Magic

Amethyst Diamond Dog

Fiscal Shrike

Balthasar the Bloody

Shadow Huntress

Twin Qua

Draco Ladon

Fanged Regalia

FMAB Scar

Summon Landshark

Forlorn Opera Singer

Imaginary Friend

Spellbound Mademoiselle

Le Carousel Noir

The Sandman

Shadowlegend 9th Gen.

Nitemare Neck Scarf

Princess Discord

Lumiere Noire Reborn

Ruined Souls

Depth of Hades

Jack's 2k13 Ornate Top Hat

Blood Bat

Tragic Tower

Scott Pilgrim: Roxie Richter

Crash Landing

Monstrosity

Blue Rubble Stockings

The Lovers

Lord of Event Horizon

Sainte Ciel: Thanatos

SDPlus #497 Francesco

Spice the Pumpkitten

The Mad Hatter

Dante's Divine Verdict

Sharktooth

Metal's Last Hope

Crimson Marionette

Incubi's Wings: Alchemized

Tink's Jealousy

SDPlus #341 Konnor the Raccoon Spirit

SDPlus #235 Widowmaker

SDPlus #130 Murasaki

Rock Demon

Flatline Love

"Completed Jobs"

cheshire kitten

red devil tail

"Donations"

Thanatos graciously accepts these offerings and spoils from your own adventures

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Post: 90908013_6 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:18:43 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:18:43 +0000

"Contests"

Now that you have met my masters, I suppose you want to know a tad more about things that go on around here. Well we have some contests that go on in this thread, and sometimes we have some events. I will explain them more for your sake

Create a banner for signatures

i - guaranteed 10k prizepayment, per person (not entry)
ii - sizes must be either 200x40 or 88x31
iii - you may submit more than one banner
iv - we reserve the right to also give out tips

Welcome to the world

i - each page has a prize of 10k (100k total)
ii - Thanatos and Ares may also be giving out other random items
iii - talking > bumping please

Contest name

i - List for anything else???

"Events"

And on occasion my masters hold events. Come back to see if we have an event going on.

[Ongoing] zOMG PapaSaw | Smob

8-10PM CST

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Post: 90908013_7 created on Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:19:08 +0000
Posted: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 06:19:08 +0000

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