Who Cut The Cheese
Gaia CinePlex Movie Theatre
I N T R O//How it all began
The day grew hotter. I was standing in line, waiting to purchase tickets for the newest featured movie, "The Return of Gino, Part II." I waited and waited, sweat dropping from my forehead into my eyes. The line didn't seem to move at all. Suddenly, my hallucinations took over. I saw...AN EMPTY LINE? And there were iced drinks. FREE ICED DRINKS. I ran over to the counter, grabbed the ice drinks, and poured it on my face...Ah...how cool it felt..."HEY, YOU b*****d!" "WHAT AN IDIOT!" I heard calls. Then, I blinked a few times, and the hallucination faded away. I was back in reality.
I realized what I had done. I had ran out of the line, stole somebody's drinks, and poured lemonade all onto my face. I wanted to cry, but I was embarrased enough. No need to add oil to the fire. So I apologized, paid for the drinks and walked away in both hands in my pockets, feeling the stare of everyone at the crime scene.
Later that day, I realized something: I never got to watch The Return of Gino, Part II. As I groaned in agony, suddenly someone sent me an email labelled, "You want to watch movies?" I was surprised, and as I opened the email, attached to the message was...MACROMEDIA FLASH MX! And a tutorial to go with it! I hugged my computer, and then, right there, began the Gaia Cineplex Movie Theatre.
I N D E X//Table of Contents
Introduction
Rules
Prices&Samples
Lists
Link-To-Us
Link-To-You
