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Post: 15162443_1 created on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:16:21 +0000
Posted: Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:16:21 +0000

Hello and welcome to Gaia Quotes. If the title hasn't tipped you off already, you're probably wondering exactly what the Gaia Quotes are. Well, I'll tell you: Gaia Quotes is a big collection of quotes, all of which were authored by Gaians like you and me!

The original thread was created in September of 2004. It was promptly followed by Gaia Quotes II the subsequent month. I have always been a hoarder of quotes, and one day I noticed that my personal collection of quotes from Gaia was exceptionally large. Long story short, I decided to share them all with everyone else to create joy and laughter across the land...Aww. 4laugh

Here's where you come in. I want Gaia Quotes to be a team effort. I encourage everyone to post the words of their fellow Gaians in this thread for others to read and enjoy. Have fun!

P.S.: Please inform me via PM or posting here of suggestions, duplicate quotes, misquotes, removal requests, etc. Please do not PM me quote contributions--post them here. And for the love of God, don't quote the first few posts. Thank you.

*All new quotes can be found in replies to the thread--the two first quote posts won't be updated.

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Post: 15162443_2 created on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:17:33 +0000
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General Quotes
The strange, interesting & witty remarks of random Gaians...

Jon-OH

Xaqaria

Don't reply to this topic. Just let it die.

okay

Graceful Sorrow

real men wear pink because real men dont know you have to seperate whites and reds.

:" ]

Crack-Baby Dandelion

JeuneFille

Poison Nexsus

Why are white people called white, when they're actually a peachy pinkish color?

Because "Peach Power!" sounds pretty gay.

I think I just like the idea of "Peach Power!"

BrandonP

Sith Lord Ali

I saw a Hawaii license plate in Wisconsin

It's probably a direct descendent of the ancient cars that crossed over from Hawaii into North America along a prehistoric land bridge.

Li-me

juss to inform u, i the writer, noe how to spell

its juss easier for me to write in my own short hand (which my frens all use)

SakuraShigima

Spanakopida

"I've deciding I'm gay."?

That is a terrible, terrible sentence.

You ********! DONT INSULT ME! I WILL HACK YOU, WHOER! YOUR sentences are terrible NOT mine! YOU FGT! scream

The Evil Cheese Database

ashcansbabi

evil arrow OMG! GAIA stressed CAN GET SO BORING gonk SOMETIMES blaugh ! I MEAN scream COME ONE scream SOME PEOPLE GET GAIA CUZ THEYRE BORED!!!! domokun surprised GRRRRR... SOMEONE SPICE IT UP A BIT MORE SO THAT IT AINT SO GOD DAMN BORING!!!! scream scream scream scream

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream

we apologise for the emoticon rape

Freezepop Cherry

Favorite event would be a nice Christmas family dinner 4laugh that way I can just pour all the poison into the food and kill them all at once.

[.Eddiek.

I'm as straight as this line. |

Lucedes

I AM AS STRAIGHT AS THIS LINE (

Legendary 60s Pornstar

"2+2 will only equal Bass if you forget to carry the Carp"

My uncle was trying to explain fish math to me...

Thread: What's your self-esteem on a scale of 1-10?

Yumeki-Bri

I Feel Toast

Yumeki-Bri

3.45898665128462

You are complex.

I'm mathematically emo.

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UltimateWalrus

elizabeth_dawn

Look, if the majority of you feel like being assholes, do it somewhere else. This is for people who give a s**t about women, a gender i am proud to be. So if male chauvanists, girls who have given up and just plain jerks are going to ignore my opinion then actually IGNORE it, as in stay the hell away, or if you'll reply agree with me, and if you aren't going to do any of these things i'll ******** you up with my crowbar. I have a dman good arm for killing people, and if the situation calls for it i will.

Hush woman, men are talking.

John Dreamer

I once met a guy in Baltimore Maryland, he was wearing half a shirt and had a large grissly hobo-mane he came out from behind a corner and grabbed my friend, stuck a nasty old paper party hat on his head and said to him in a conspiratorial voice "You're special, you're not like all these other clowns , you're the special clown and you deserve great riches........can I have some money " the most entertaining hobo I've ever met

Licorice Penguin

I used to tell the little girl down the street that if she swallowed sawdust from my dad's workshop in the garage that she would become a unicorn, simply because I believed that his sawdust was really unicorn horn powder.

What the ******** was I smoking when I was little?

Oystein

I had a french imaginary friend named Jocke Locke La' Block..... I used to tell my parents he was the one who pooped my pants... >_> 3nodding redface

Shounen Bat

Ive drawn "I own you" on some guy at colleges head with a permanent marker.

KypDuron

I judge people by which hand they raise first when you throw a glass of water about them.

Reveals a suprising amount of information about their character.

sodium

I think the interent is doing messed up things to my head as I said "Frownyface" while on the phone yesterday. ):

Vampiric Dreams

This happened to my cousin

A guy asked her what was the time and she said it was 9 p.m. He then screamed "WHAT?!?!? OCTOBER!!!" and ran off

Music Pir4t3

Now, my house is - incredibly dusty. If someone named Dusty came into my room - or my house rather..he'd scream HOLY s**t. Why? Because Dusty is a guy name...if a girl had the name of Dusty, she must be living in the land of the south and hasn't seen the outside of the county, ignoring the state fair.

Always

There was this bottle once and it was all smashed up. So I took all the pieces and glued them together to make an uber-bottle. Only it didn't work.

Katikal

I skinned my knee and started screaming, "Oh no, I'm never gonna walk again!!!" at this random guy on the street.

Quartz235

It took Jesus 3 ******** days to respawn! That's what I call lag!

Grennwald

Willy Wonka has the best job ever. Ever. I would probably kill for that job.

curli

Everyone's cool! ...until they spam. Then they go straight to my death list.

MadMadz

There's not a santa?
Well that's my Christmas ruined.

zanian

I was hiking and I think I saw a dead body. I just kept on walking.

Rominaga

Well if aliens really did create humans then they must be very disappointed with the product of their work.

Sheenaj

A guy dressed up as a ninja in our art class last year, for no reason whatsoever. The teacher would get so angry..
"Patty...no ninja today, Patty! PATTY! I SAID 'NO NINJA'! No ninja, Patty!"

The Great Racismo

In "Whatever happened to respect?"

Ketsuekigata

I believe you meant to say "repsect".

It's sad, because I don't think she's joking.

Rhadamanthus

Remodez

Apathy makes me smile.

I don't care. XD

Yasht

Earl is the worse name ever. everytime you say it it just shounds like you are going to throw up xp

Felt_Sniffer

Oh. My. God.
You're bitching about PMS...
Here I thought there might actually be a good conversation here, but alas...
Alas.
*backs away from the thread*

Joker eating kittehs

My dad has his entire funeral planned out. He wants clowns to carry his coffin.

Alizea

This thread just reminded me of a stupid movie we had to watch in health. Bush was telling people not to do drugs and his sitting at his desk all serene telling you all about the drug wars in America then he reaches inside the desk, pulls out a bag of white powder without looking at it, and says in a grave voice, "This is crack." It just makes me want to laugh until my sides are sore to see the president pulling drugs out of his desk randomly.

MsFortune

i was having a 1v1 debate online with someone about the war, and i made a really good point, and said so how will we get out of that?
and the othe person said and i qoute "jesus will save us"

eek

that was the end of that debate

Rain^Echo

hiya ! im so bored ! i sold all my characters clothes becouse i was so bored crying lol i crack my self up !

finalrain

Tora Hikari

finalrain

I don't write stories, I throw fridge magnet letters onto my monitor until they look cool. Don't try this at home, folks.

How dare you steal my back up! Me, I usually cut letters out of magazines, put them in a bag, and dump them on the floor and hope for the best.

Dude, that would save me so many monitors, you have no idea. eek

Kermi

Oh, I just said you should hurl spears at people, random like. Anyone who can't dodge obviously isn't your friend.

Moo Marshmallow

barkingcats

I think people blind themselves to the problems of racism and the first step to fixing something is admitting you have a problem.

So even if our society has no problem your going to force us to say we have a problem to try and fix this non-existant problem?

OtakuCyborg2

Men are hairy bastards. I like boys better. Smooth, cute little boys....
you know?

Awai Megami

"I like to look on the negative side of things."
"That must makes life depressing...."
"No.....it makes it hilarious."

Lomiwyn

Pfft, we all know Canada is just America's hat, just like how Mexico is our giant d**k.

christie lee

I always think that my avatar looks cool untill I go into avatar talk. xd

Kaiorin

shinjuu

So to sum it all up, ATers = bitching, whining babies.

Case closed. But then again..we're the GD, we don't like anybody.

Dalmonth

My p***s frowns at your topic.

song of songs

I'm a furry (FURRY PRIDE f** U BASHERS scream ) and I have this kawaiii fursuit I made all by myself! I wore it to my pal's house this weekend for a furre party ;> and we ate lots of McDonalds and rats because we were experimenting with vore. And when I woke up this afternoon I couldn't get my fursuit off!! I finally managed to cut off the body but the head is stuck! I guess my face got too fat this weekend and now it won't come off?

What should I do?! crying

Sadistic Illusion

I've got some items for you.

But they are in my pants, and I think I broke my arms.

Why don't you get them out for me.

UncleSally62

I don't have issues... I'm sure alot of people would say I had issues, but I don't... Because that would make me imperfect.

(JustAddWater.)

Being Jesus would be awesome since he can get all the wine he wants for free and he can't die from alcohol poisoning.

HomoBonus

Holy ******** dumpster diving thread. heart heart heart I heart dumpsters. Such a great source of food. OMG dumpster bagles.

Conflict

I was at a show one day and got bored, so my friend Gavin and I went dumpstering and found tons of pastrys(yay, freegan!). So I took it all back to the show and fed everyone there. Huzzah!

Thread: end to sexist remarks and men thinking women are sex toys

Tamgerine

I believe those remarks are needed to put women in their place.

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The Jesus Guy

i'm not spamming, this is too have conversations about how Jesus is like Jesus and how other stuff is like Jesus and what Jesus's merchandising people should put out.

Aurum_Phoenix_79

you know what they say, "there's no such thing as a stupid question."
There are just alot of curious idiots...

Blegh

I used to be pretty good at the Neopets stock market and made most of my assheaps of money from it. Then I realized what a piece of s**t that place was and left. That's the extent of my life accomplishments gonk

CaptainObvious

lainsama

Devvie

"I cheesed my macaroni" sounds like innuendo.

*Exactly* what I was thinking.........

EJACULATION!

Azrael Darkflame

I don't know if people hate or love my sigs, getting 30 Pm's today still didn't clear that up.

Leto

Well, if we didn't break everyone up into catagories, then we couldn't discriminate very effectively at all, now could we?

Rivayn

Is it over when the fat lady sings? No, no it's not. You know why? I'll tell you why. When that blubbery whore starts to sing I'm going to kill her and then this party starts. ALL. OVER. AGAIN.

God-Jesus

One time I heard something slong the lines of something hitting a garage door then like alittle kids voice saying "Ouch".

I chuckled abit then closed my window.

anglio

Does anybody know any cheats on Gaia? I saw on a topic in GD, that somebody said you can get 10,000 gold when you go to the front page of Gaia and you press ALT first, then you press F4, but that's not tru! I tried that, but it just closes the window. They must be liars. But enough about that, I need to ask if anybody knows ANY cheats on Gaia. I only have 393 gold and I need more! crying

darkdragon69

i eat sand sad

The Oreo Man

I had a friend who watched Inuyasha, he wouldn't stop talking about it.

Then one night while watching it, he suddenly said:

"Why the hell am I watching this crap?"

Axle Skyfire

Hey babe, my charisma points are maxed out, wanna go back to my place and see if I can roll a twenty?

Jamproof

I'm a false satanist. I believe in the fake satan.

Veloth

Rainbow. I just enhanced my sentence.

HappyDagger

bluephoenix36

I'm a 75 year old man & I want to rape you, dearie! whee

you know you can't say tht.

use the term "suprise sex".

Frotteurism

Hizzahn

Everyone lies. Kitties die when you masturbate and faeries die when you say you don't believe in them. What dies when you lie?

Moss ._.

Alazel

Diet Soda curbs hunger, too. Its cause of the gargump or something. Although the problem is if you drink a lot and don't eat, the next morning if you pee your suddenly starving.

skitzo_blitz

Solana Fernandez

Heh. You're quite a lovely person. 3nodding

*grins* not really. Once you get to know me, you'll realize that I'm a raving lunatic. First impressions can be deceiving

Thread: Pokemon fans everywhere...

Dalmonth

I demand you change the title of the thread to "Pokemon fans...both of you".

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mrantmaass

If you're like me, and I know I am, you know there's nothing cooler than pirates. Out of all the famous groups of people in history, the pirates were definitely the best and most interesting. I mean, they buried treasure for God's sake! Why? Who knows! Just to bury it! Maybe they hated treasure! That's how cool pirates were.

AsthmaIsSexy

AlphaAnubis

I feed from draining the enrgy directly from auras. I can only feed from negative enrgy though. Van helsing was a fictional p***k

OHHHH, so you're a liar. I get it.

Mr.Pibbleton

xstarrxfyrex

I think all forms of violence are pointless,unless you are defending something. Like your friends,family,dreams or even love. Fighting for sport is a bit stupid...Or so I think. Please,do not devour me for my different opinion.

How dare you disagree with me! I will crush you! RAARRRRRGGHHH. Actually I have buddy with whom I fight with for fun, don't knock relentless pointless violence until you've tried it. You know, like heroin.

Z.i.A

Dammit. Now I have to break my promise to Jesus never to masturbate again. sad

KitsuneKit17

In the carefree days of my youth, I had two little sock puppets, made from used, torn, dirty socks, that I would speak to and keep as friends. They told me to have fun, relish the days of my innocent youth, and to sacrifice the President of the United States to their sock puppet God. Oh, the adventures we shared. Oh, the people we killed. But one day, my father, in a fit of rage, took the socks burned them behind the shed in a raging, flame of hatred and jealousy, that burned like the very pits of Hell themselves. And to this very day I can still hear their screams, their tiny, high-pitched screams.

Stimi

Reitis

eek That's quite a disturbing picture you've posted there...

If by disturbing you mean arousing, then sure.

Vega McLeod

Two eighty-year-old womenâ€¦ red underwear straight from the Victoria's Secret catalogue... yeah that was definitely enough to make me want to take a fork to my eyes.

Taito~293

Who thinks that speech is clumsy and stupid,

we should all evolve empathy...

We'll duck tape peoples mouths at birth and force them to communicate through facial expressions (if they use sign langauge we shoot them)

Solana Fernandez

Heh. I just moved from San Diego to DC and, uh...there are some very creative hobos around the city. The other day I saw a bumfight between the Invisible Friends Hobo and the Dazed Stare With Pitstains Hobo. It was magic.

Vampy`s Soul

Who let you out of your padded cell?

Oeshi

IGNORANCE? We don't know the meaning of the word!

JohnWWells

From an adventure game I wrote:

[Situation: John Cleatle, anti-hero and general lunatic, is sneaking through a hotel filled with horrific scythe-wielding monsters. Having knocked one of them unconscious with a wrench, he finds himself in desperate need of a place to hide the body. So he goes into a random hotel room, throws the monster in the bathtub, and draws the curtains.

Octinar, Cleatle's sardonic companion, sees this. He remarks:]

"And the next guests are going to ask themselves, 'Why, oh why, could we not just have gotten a rubber ducky?'"

goatse

the prettiest one

Agatha Lockheart

the prettiest one

Anyway, I have cats.

I have 8 cats... xd

I have flying cats.

Can you say...owned?

!!Naruto-xD!!

but i still loved my girlfriend and always will. She recently killed her self by ODing. i am currently single so pm me for apic or someting

In a thread about unisex items:

Stratavarian

Also, the ties should be girl friendly, despite the infinite Avrils that will create.

You hear me? Infinite Avrils.

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QueenD-licious

Thats pretty talented.. I can barely use chopsticks for what they are really for... which is stabbing people... they should be sharper...

Zahir

The internet has taught me that no matter how freaky, outrageous or taboo an opinion or interest is, there will be groups of people who vocally support such interests, and form their own (often deeply scary) subcultures revolving around said interest. gonk

Such subcultures are often rich comedy goldmines packed full of entertaining internet drama. xd

Yo_Bro

Flaming is bad, m'kay?

Akrinimblin

now that Im waiting for more gaians to reply to the original topic....i wonder about the smiley dudes and the ones that cry....how when we put them in our messages we damn them to a life of eternal crying....how sad.... crying

Crimson Teardrop

I failed a personality test once.

SoulReeper

heh, i rember bak in the old dayz...15century.. that waz a gr8 century....

Dreya

All your cliche are belong to Chatterbox.

funkychick09

Ever since i saw Avril Lavigne's first video, i loved her. Now, I'm obbsessed! I have anything ever made about Avril and i probably know more about her then she knows about herself! lolz. For some reason, I've been lately in a depression. My hamster died yesterday and both my grandparents died this year! I've lately been wanting to be goth! i bought black nail polish, but I'm not allowed to wear it! I'm a huge rebel especially at my best friend's house..we jumped out of her window once! So, what should i do about my goth problem? btw, when my cousin was 11, he was depressed and always wore black!

Majextic

I get zombies in mine, but, apparently, hitting on them always saves the day....... (wtf?)

I forgot about the tiem I had a lucid dream (knew I was dreaming) And summoned Simba from Lion King to save me. (WTF?)

animallover11

ok, i have this enemie, shannon. my bestfriend jasmine and I made this voodoo potion for her. (btw, i'm 11) since i was positive the ingredients wouldn't work, i just played along with it. then, when i got out of school, shannon was lying on the ground, lifeless! normally, i would be thrilled to see this, but i'm not that shallow! i soon found out that shannon just dropped dead, and there was no cause! would you say i'm a murderer? (btw, shannon was only ten)

Outlaw Orange

when she typed she sounded like larry the cable guy trying to pleasure you. it was awful.

PinkWord

There is a Baptist Church right by house. no joke, right next to it. So, on the little anouncement board thing they have "Happy Birthday Jesus, come celebrate with us December 12"
My friends and I want to go to the party! We we're going to go in and one of us was going to pretend to be the goody two-shoes who wants us there, two of user going to be liberal Athiests (suprise, we are), and one was going to be cluess less to what anything is, saying things such as "What's a Jesus?"

So, have you done anything like this? Have you ever wanted too? Were you going too, but something happened?

Felt_Sniffer

Amnesic

I mounted the head of a lobster on a stick at the beach once >x<

Did it talk to you?
Tell you that the other boys were after you?
O_o

TheMessiah

i wrote a puritan sermon and spoke it before class O_O im a senior no less.

"your a horrible person! burn repent die! Jesus loves you."

Vill

I label people who don't want to be labeled as the unlabeled biggrin

Cloudakira

i have 4 birthmarks and one....special birth.....thing......it runs in the family..........i have a third testicle redface .........i shouldn't be embarassed to say that....but i am so there......but it's okay 3nodding .....gaia is not posting any of my posts so non of you will read this blaugh

Felt_Sniffer

moi

And if I found a dead human body, I would take him everywhere with me. We'd be inseperable! His name would be Charlie, and I'd see if it was legal to marry a corpse.

I don't think there are actually laws against it. Except that a corpse can't technically consent to anything...
But like rape laws, Silence means yes.

SnowKatZero

I wear the clothes that are like goth (you know the kinda stuff at hot topic). I normally wear all black with those kickass black pants. Though when people ask me if I am goth or not I say "No, goths are people that complain and want to kill themselves. I just want to kill everyone else.".

Rinimarie

uuuugh, spillage. *grimaces* that is always soooo great right there (sarcasim). It's like they don't check the mirror before they head out.

"Um hey, your tummy is popping out of your jeans."
"oh really? i hadn't noticed. since my shirt is too tight, no oxygen is getting to my brain, making me even more dumb than before!"

Girl Anachronism

Mr Spandex

an innocent child trying to find progressively tighter spandex and do as many squats as i can per day until my a** simply collapses on itself like a neutron star

That was strangely erotic.

The Dirty South Devil

This is so off topic (like I give a s**t), I let my little brother do all the trick or treating, wait for him to come home and take all of his candy.

D.S.K.

TinHawk

I've only seen "Caucasian" on the tests that I've taken...

What I wanna know is where Caucasia is.

How I can't wait to visit the homeland of Caucasia and do our native dance...

::does the robot::

Kori Tamashii

Weerforia

I think about this more than the average person ought. Say, people who know more than one language. Which one do they think in? Do we think in english, or juts some language only our brains and ours alone can understand. This is bothering me more than it should, I know... xp

I think my brain speaks fluent stupid.

Esmoth

When Christians tell me they're praying for me I tell them I'm thinking for them.

Music Pir4t3

You must be in Junior High right?...Never heard of the missing chapter or something alone those lines

(googles)

God finds no answers.

Yuri_shoujo

South park, lesbians and insanity. What more could you want.

Kentonio

meiyuu

ElberethArcamen

I saw a cheese slave one yesterday. It made me think of swiss cheese with prisoner shackles on. o_O

But swiss cheese cant go to jail ! Its too holy ! >.< (( tee hee))

That joke was too cheesy to laugh at. It wasn't very gouda.

Alright, I'm sorry...

Asthma Is Sexy

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Meehow

Vanity Angel

Hun, periods go behind the sentence, not before it.

People are trying to be more and more different nowadays. He's trying to fit in. 3nodding

Scentless Aprentice

I crucified Polly Pocket with staples, paper and black markers in Bio once. I carried her around the school, chanting like a monk, and we ("my crew" wink used her for an airplane during History.

The best part of it was the fact that we were in a Christian school at the time...

Ah.... the joy of being an outcast.

That b*****d

Woot someone I've never talked to likes my name! That means I have peripheral acquantences!

Cybe

Tawney

XD I wish I had little lego men to type for me.

But then they'd rebel.

"LYK I TIP LYK DIS AL DA TIM"

Yondaim

I just got to 100 posts, and i was wondering if i get a prize for this amazing deed. If not, can someone give me prize?

Slivilina

Terra Burgalveist

This guy are sick.

Terra Burgalveist

This guy are sick.

It is now illegal for me to have sex with corpses. neutral

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/oukoe_crime_necrophilia

Damn you Arnold!

What am I supposed to do with all of my corpses now?

Make a garden display?

Buiut the neighborhood strays might eat them!

What is a girl to do??? gonk

Ask the priest, he'll know what to do. After all he is in contact with God. And if God doesn't know were the best corpses are, who will?

but god won't give a straight answer and leave it up to interpretation sad

RoboJoe

I use to have a sock puppet of myself....

Yuri_shoujo

If you're going to insult using the word gay, you must do it more FABULOUSLY! So here I go.

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Luther Dark

Shougo Kawada

I always knew Luther had a knack for little boys...

Little girls too. In fact, I had to bear their pestering on a walk home today.

"Would you like to buy my button?"

"What's your name?"

"Who's your homeroom teacher?"

"Are you in highschool?"

"Would you like a leaf?"

Tuah

|L|S|D|: My anti-dru.... wait...

BlackSkirtGirl

Kojima Ankokou

Enlighten me

I'm not paid to be your educator, so I will only be pointing out your fallacies and laughing at them.

Saryon

Is it just me, or is there a guy in each neigbourhood that just some how looks like santa, and when you were a kid you always thought he was?

Sen Kirakoto

"Hey do you know what happened to Piro? He's supposed to be here, but no on can find him"
"Uh...Well, I know where part of him is, at least."
"Hmm? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Promise you won't get mad?"
"Heck no"
*holds a head*
"AAAAH! You killed him?!"
"Don't worry, I can fix him up, good as new.
"Just how are you planning to 'fix' a headless person?!"
"Got any tape?"

Twist3d Ang3l

I told my mom I was gonna drop out of school and become a prostuite. She asked me where I was going to set up shop.

Then: "I just want to know what your plans are."

Vampy`s Soul 2

I told my mom I she should put plastic flamingo's in the front yard and she called me a moronic idiot.

Miss Chaotic

All generations are messed up...Ours is just more obvious sad

Deserei Minakoto

Grandma: You have such soft hands...
Me: Oo; Uhm...Thanks?
Grandma: I bet you could give a mean handjob with these. Does your boyfriend like them?
Me: gonk

My boyfriend's dad offered to buy us condoms too. Mind you, we're both 13. @_____@;

writingrights

I Google'd I wish I were that guy (not in quotes) and found this:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

Awwwwwww. heart

Soulwreckage

While there may be a massive shortage of organs, there is also a massive surplus of people. That pretty much sums up why all my parts are staying where they are.

core tactic

I just got a random Pm.

Austrae

Can you help me out, how big was ur d**k when u were 13? I am concerned about my own.

What's the stupidest thing people have PMed you?

Lomiwyn

I know a group of Irish guys, good friends of mine, I knew them since I was eleven. Anyway, fastforward to a week ago when my buudy Armando visits the flea market and finds a large collection of handheld potato guns. He says it would be funny to buy four of them and give them to the four guys mentioned earlier. When we actually hand the guns to them, we all laughed and I forgot what happened after, but point being was that the joke went over well. Needless to say I never thought they would actually use it, but I learned the hard way just a minute ago when I had wave after wave of potato pellets being fired at me from one of their cars. Now I've got welts all over me.

PandaApproval

Sotalean

Jehovah's Witnesses use to come to our door every Saturday, trying to convert us.
They use to creep me out.

We used to tell them that we'd take one of their pamphlest if they took one of ours. xd That'd get them away fast.

Arydan

I'm surprised more vegans don't support cannabalism.

No cute furry animals dying there.

malevolent_darkness

My mom's school mascot was a lumberjack. Does that not suck?

Its like, "OH YEAH! FEAR THE LUMBERJACKS!"

Ellie37713

In a topic about Hurricane Francis
Angry Californian:Gr, stupid Francis, getting me all wet and s**t.
Person in dire need of a vibrator: Damn those sexy hurricanes.

Use your imagination. Go on. Y'know you want to.

Arydan

miyuki

Squidward is SO in the closet. That's why he's so bitter!

Seriously. The CLARINET. ALTERNATIVE DANCING.

He screams f*****t.

Yuri_shoujo

morbidbeauty

Is love only pain in the end?

Only for gay boys.

In a thread about Americans...

Yuri_shoujo

D.S.K.

Luther Dark

Yuri_shoujo

But we have more nukes than you b***h. biggrin

Yes. They can overkill the world 77 times. Whereas others can only do it 15.

I like those odds.

And we eat so much weird s**t here with so many chemicals, we're probably immune to nuclear waste. O: booyah.

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Axioma

Queenie42

Wiccans are, though not exactly a native or ancient group, the butt of much pain, jokes, and prejudice. Sigh. I agree with you about the start of Wicca itself, but it's hard to assign an exact age in there because so many elements, if not all, are crafted from other, ancient religions and belief systems. Superstition, for example.

Look, cars are made out of metals that have been lying in the ground for millions of years. That does not make a car a million years old. It just means it's a new car made by gluing together a bunch of old stuff. Like Wicca.

Lentil

I don't know why, but I found this whole post hillarious...

[******** you, cold! neutral

I just woke up from a scary-a** nightmare.

I got into a martial arts fight with an elderly woman who was the villain. We duked it out with batons on the front lawn of my old home in my old 'hood and it ended with me getting slashed on the leg and me breaking her neck with the l337 skills I didn't know I had.

Stupid illness.

You people are too weird! Discuss. u_u

Nox

Ruby Doe

Nox

Amen. *downs a shot*
3nodding

A drinking game that involves taking a shot whenever someone says something logical and truthful? You're going to be sober for a reaaaaally long time.

- Gaia.
wink

Things your teachers have said:

Vill

Teacher to classmate who is late: YOU!

Late Dude: Wha-what?

Teacher: GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

IolantheArnauld

Kid: ::hands sub choice of subject form::
Sub: Ah anatomy...my favorite subject. It's so.....sexual....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Teacher: I'm writing a book...
Kid: On what?
Teacher: Wheelchair Ninjas! ::does ninja motion::

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Amittai

BEHOLD! I, Faboo, the magical Wereweasel/liger/panda/tomato have decided to grace this topic with my presence! HOWEVER, I find it NOT to my liking, and therefore SCATTER my supernatural PEE all over the topic in STRANGE, ARCANE, and just plane UGLY patterns shaped like my lovers' THIGHS.

Good DAY! *scampers away merrily*

Shortee Blackwell

So, I was at my RPG club last night, and I did one of those things were you fade-out of the conversation, and then randomly fade back in at the most innoportune time. The first words I heard come out of my friend's mouth were "...projectile leprosy...".

-le GONK-

I was confuzzled, and asked him about it:

Me: WTF?
Greg: It was an outlandish comparison I invented to make me feel better.
Me: Hokay...
Greg: It's like, when things are REALLY bad in my life, and I can step back and say, "Well, at least I don't have projectile leprosy."
Me: -laughing hysterically-

Oscillate Wildly

Shortee Blackwell

I just discovered the fact that adding 'projectile' as a prefix to anything makes it instantly like umpteen times funnier. X]]]

Discuss that, too.

Projectile sex.

wink

The Dark Moo Alas

UberFominian

geez ur mom sounds like a b***h. "WHERE IS MY PUDDING?!! I DEMAND PUDDING!!!" *cracks whip* "PUDDING NOW!!" wow.. I would hate to live with that x_x

I demand at least PART of that go in the GD quotes. XDDD.

Thread: Is Canada real?

Duncan_Idaho

Yeah, everyone's heard of that magical place where people constantly use eh? at the end of a sentence and make syrup which they use to power everything, but is it real? and what about that giant igloo where their parlemant is? I mean, doesn't a place with a giant water fall called niagra falls that seperates the united states from them seem kind of farfetched? And how come they have so few murders every year? So let's discuss, is Canada real or not?

EDIT: ok those who say "OLOllOLOlOool!!1!!1!1eleven OMG I LIV DER!! IZ DAT A G00D PR00F EN0UGH 4 U LOL?"

I WANT PROOF. Like I said, use your maple sirop to teleport you right before me

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China_Doll

UserA - U like shoujo ai 2?
UserB - Yea, u?
UserA - Yeah, that's y i'm chattin 2 u.
UserB - lol. Do u just watch it in anime or do u participate irl wink :p
UserA - Just watch lol I'm a guy. U 'participate'?
UserB - Yea, lol, i have a gf
UserA - Do u do rp? wink Know wat i mean?
UserB - Err... I'm 14
UserA - HOLY CRAP! I'M AN INTERNET *****!

Izeque

"I'm gon' G'it you Sucka!"
"You'll never catch the chocalate gingerbread man!"
"Oh hell no, he did not just say that"
Random Groupies: "Oh Heeeeeeeeeeeeell no"

christie lee

Youkai Enslaver

What the hell is up with the sudden increase in incest threads? neutral

I think its because its winter and everyone is trapped inside with their siblings.

Close quarters + Idiots = Incest.

Liten Rosa Pille

Nah, but I do tend to hate people for being plain stupid. Which is not very nice. So I made a new live-by-moral-thing. "Pity the dumb".

cisc014

You see there is this old guy (like around 60-70) that walks around my neighborhood every morning, every single day i wake up i see his old a** walking pass my home. So, it's obvious that this guy was a threat to my life. This morning, just when he passed by, i hit him in the head with my baseball bat and repeatedly pounded on him as he hit the ground.

You think i should of just shot him instead?

Aki Akarui

Your penguins is all aki would hold. Body goes to aki's right hand side of her body as a meaning of an unwanted object.

violetta1410

Yeah. I always know when my grandmother is yelling about me in Hungarian by the tone of her voice and body moments. She shakes her hands and makes signs of the cross. My aunt told me that she called me a devil child once. XDDD

AnarchyPaladin

They're called love handles, because my wife holds onto them when we make love.

She also holds them when I ******** the s**t out of her, but "******** handles" doesn't have as much a ring to it.

Sinfultictac

Fallout2 or Fallout Ceser3 Link to the past Zelda123 I don't know But that realy sucks when your like Yes igot it *insert zelda get something cool noise* and then something happend and you can't play it right then and its like *insert Pac-man dying noise*

Thread: What is the worst name you've ever heard?

NsomniAna

I would definately have to say Magdelena LaGoona (if she's reading this, sorry, but you're name sounds awful.)

Tarmliel

I say the indian name Asswipe, pronounced azweepay

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IGRADUS

Alright. I'm chillin' here, w/ one of my good friends, and he's wearing spandex. Not a little spandex, but a whole body suit. It's kinda creepy. He wore it to school and everything. I'm sure there are a number of good spandex related stories out there. Or you could just make one up. Whatever.

Dalmonth

xroot

AMERICA!

Vampy`s ********]

jc9h9drw:291="Vampy`s ********] YEAH!

Coming again to save the mother

Vampy`s ********] ing
day

jc9h9drw:292="Vampy`s ********] ing
day yeah

miyuki

I just put a box on my head that once held Harpoon Brewery's Winter Warmer and demanded booze through a hole in the box.

Velyn Osprey

Internet relationships give new meaning to the phrase, "Love is blind."

NogginDew

This girl at school hates me because I'm apathetic.

Girl: I hate you.
Me: Okay. rolleyes
Girl: You don't even know why I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
Girl: That's why I hate you, right there.
Me: You hate me because I don't care that you hate me?
Girl: I hate you because you don't care about anything. mad
Me: Hehe... lol

Alexielia

Read JTHM. Behind all the horrible angst, blood and mindless violence there are a lot of good morals. Like call somebody a f** and they will turn around and shove a hammer in your eye!

BlackSkirtGirl

I go to free parties all the time. It saves me money from having to buy myself food.

Hip Hop Star

GQChynaBoi

What social class would I be under? (ex. thug, punk, prep...) I basically wear what my avvy wears, except for the ripped t-shirt (i wear a regular t-shirt), and no gloves. I also like black. What am I?

An idiot.

Mitani_Yuki

Dear lord. More of the Chatterbox jumkies got into the ED. Santa hates this. You will no longer get that pony you wanted for christmas. Instead, I will be giving you this nice lump of coal. Go play with it till you suffocate on the fumes, then let your little chatterbox friends do the same.
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[Gene Starwind

On second thought let's not go to Gaia, tis a silly place. surprised

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More strange, interesting & witty remarks of random Gaians...

Freezepop Cherry

One day while going through the minishops forum I found out that this girl got into my photobucket account since I had it set to public viewable and she has been selling my stuff that I make she even direct linked them so I switched every graphic to a goatse picture and she got her shop deleted whee Poor stupid noob.

Zartel

Kitty Armageddon

Im too young for Hobo friends. biggrin

You're never too young for hobo friends!

Belledandi

I yell multiple things out in movie theatres. But before the movie starts or after it's finished. Anything else is just pure rudeness. Anyways, when it comes to the "Silence is golden. Please, don't ruin the movie" I yell out "Yeah, you bastards" in a Peter Griffin voice.

Silkah

I almost burnt my whole house down making Easy Mac.

I don't think I can fail any worse.

christie lee

Why is it that you can't wear underware during brain surgery?

GamerXR72

Jesus was a looser. Slain by his father with a meteor filled with alien spores for his lack of compassion for the Jewish tradition of capitolism, Jesus's body was revived through pagan necromancy to combat the plague spread by his father, God. After only three minues of fighting, he became infected and paralyzed, and was promptly slain again in a more permanent manner by the also necromantically revived Starscream at the behest of the Quintessons.

NightmareNurse

Surprise Buttsecks.
When I had gym last semester. Oh god.
In the locker room, bunch of half dressed girls.
I'd run up behind ones I remotely knew
Bend them over
And thrust, screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEX."

Now when they see me in the hall they scream it (:
And everyone turns to look. <3

.husbife

[ I like to watch people. It's funny when they look around to see if anyone is watching, then they pick their nose.] biggrin

Keiko Kanzaki

Will Cross

Zahir

All men are not created equal. Some people have more talent or potential than others. Sad but true.

You're just mad because I have super powers.

Tuah

I don't remember it too well because it was from about 7 months ago or something, but it was something about avoiding suicide encouragement in fun creative ways! biggrin

Tuah

Black Wraith

He should put a bullet through his he- KEYBOARD!!

And if he's still ali- ABLE to type, he should smash up his MONITOR!

Kitty Armageddon

HAH. Testosteronie. Sounds like a Chef Boyardee food or something.

Kubatan

Several months ago a couple sleep-deprived friends and I created the "Blue Blanket Club" (the BBC). It consisted of us huddled under a giant blue blanket in the early morning and giggling about everything. whee

[******** shoes. Shoes are for douche bags. If I ever saw some guy with shoes on, I'd punch in the face. I'd be like, "******** shoes! Hiya!", and give him a dragon karate chop to the neck.

Thread: Those Sick Damn *****! What are your thoughts on those freaks!!!

Deehe902

I dont care, they've always been nice to me, giving me candy and backrubs, rides home. They arent bad people just misunderstood.

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darthrevan2

My friend is related to the guy who shot Abe Lincoln. Once we were asked to write a paper of why we'd vote for Abe Lincoln if he were alive today and he only wrote 2 words: "I wouldn't"

Sunegami

This is from a currently-active ED thread called "Masturbating healthy?":

satan_scat_bebop

The Shiny Rock

SuicideKing187

I really liked the show Dark Angel

SuicideKing, stop spamming inappropriate things... or I'll report you.

That's not random; I wanked to that show all the time.

Hatsu

I saw this guy on the street selling sperm for 5 bucks a jar.

TheBoyWonder

When I was baby sitting my neihbors' kids I s**t in their bathroom and forgot to flush the toilet. Well no biggie right? Wrong next thing I know one of the little bastards comes in the room with a big chocolat ring around his mouth and a turd in his hand. gonk Dear god, I just cleaned him off and never said anything about it but I feel kind of baad now.

Do you think he'll be okay?
Should I tell his parents?

Captain Beefheart

Amythe

If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to buy every emo vinyl ever and play it on some radio station nonstop.

Time to literate the masses! xd

[******** that. I'd buy a pool filled with banna custard so I could throw turtles in it.

Rikus

I've seen these guys in my computer tech class send eachother pieces of paper with a cluster of LEET smushed together..The teacher looked at it and thought they were retarded..She passed out the test and they bothed Aced it.

Think about it. sweatdrop

popped_off

THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY:

one day, i was in church on sunday and there was this large woman in front of me in the pues. She had a medium sized purse, and opened it up to get something. sweatdrop THERE sticking half out of the purse, was an enormous, neon blue d***o, with ridges and balls?! gonk my mom saw it too, and we just looked at eachother and laughed. She completely didn't feel bad having that thing out in church.

My girlfriend carries a maglight in her purse.....that's like the biggest turn on ever to me. wink heart

petkaface

i'm white but my p***s is brown.

Teh Nanashi

I know someone else who had a family reunion in AR and his cousin said "There's some hot girls here."

jenny haniver

GD may be stupid, but sometimes stupid can be good.
I mean, I once saw this romance novel with a pink flowery cover with an open-shirted shiny stud man on it, entitled THE PLEASURE MASTER.
It was really stupid, but entertaining to see.

Linux Pingu 42

Does running in the woods, freaking out over a stump count? Seriously, I swear that stump was trying to eat me. Or something like that. Either way, I didn't really scream until I fell into the pond...in the middle of winter...in northern Wisconsin...and even then I didn't scream in fear or panic, I screamed obscenities at the pond and stump. And this is one of the dumbest things that ever happened to me. Stupid stump.

frigid moose

In a thread called "Christian male seeks Christian girlfriend."

Spanakopida

I'm Christain.

I'm an abusive, suicidal alcoholic. I have only one arm and I have one eye in the middle of my face. I have an extra n****e on my leg, I have both HIV and pink eye, and I haven't bathed in a year. I have awful insomnia and often hear voices. I was in jail breifly for violating laws pertaining to ice creams and sundays. I have a split personality, and my alternate ego borders on vampiric. I am a practicing Necrophilliac, I have lazer vision, and my last three ex's have restraining orders against me.

But I'm Christian.

The Magic Hate Ball II

Bondage.exe

How can you not finger right?

In,out,In,out...or do you like it some other way?

Well your obviously not going to be pleasuring someone with any amount of skill in the near future.

[ Thorn ]

I have a quote that I found quite interesting. If anyone cares:

LethalLizard

I was born in a disused church tower in 1550, the 13th child of 26 brothers and sisters. I became a skilled knight specialising in the use of household items as lethal weapons, until I was mauled to death by a large black hell hound in 1577. I was resurrected during the Great Plague of 1665-6, and was knighted in 1667 for my bravery during the Great Fire and the battle of Lowestoft. From then on my life hit a downwards slide, as I had achieved all I possibly could in life. So I resorted to frequenting internet forums such as Gaia to compensate for my lack of a social life. And to marvel at modern technology.

largo l33t

1 tim i m all jammin wit my friendd bill gats

bil: wat u doin

mme: nutin

bil: u wana spliff it up

me: no das ilegal

bil: no c** on itll b fun

me: r u cumin on 2 me??

bil: gonk

me: ur gay rnt u:

bill: gonk

me: gonk

a random dog: gonk

gill : neways trry this i call it winddows

me: god stuff

me: psycche it is stupid crap

bil: gonk

me: gonk

:a random dog:: gonk

how ironic

Drinking and Driving!!

In late April 2006 I was playing at the park with my peers, when I kicked the ball that we were playing with into the bush. After some discussion it was decided that it should be my duty to retrieve it. My ball was nowhere to be found so I ventured deeper into the bush. Just when I considered turning back an African male jumped out of a bush and stuffed me into a sack! I kicked and screamed but to no avail. He drove me back to his place of residence and proceeded to tether me to his roof.

He was a religious fanatic, he was constantly quoting bible scriptures at me and forced me to watch him cut him self. This is not my idea of fun. He lived by him self in an old house on top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere so I knew escape was not an option. After a month of this torment a family of Swiss hikers happened to pass by. They were alarmed by my cries, so they rescued me. I hope I don’t ever get kidnapped, not only does getting kidnapped suck but I lost my ball.

Discuss: Being kidnapped and my kidnapping.

Thread: Talk Astronomy HERE!

Slivilina

Lilly_Dar_Khel

Slivilina

Lilly_Dar_Khel

Slivilina

neptune has what jupiter will never have...

LMAO YEA A WANNA BE SPOT!!!

oceans 3nodding

plus neptune's dark spot dissapears and reappears on the other side of the planet 3nodding

Touche! But Jupiter holds its own scerets and there no REAL proof yet there is oceans on Neptune!

jupiter's just a wanna-be star ^_^

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Thread: Gaia is racist.

Slipkn0t

No, not the people, though I can't argue with that either.

Not only Gaia, but other online chats as well. I mean, why are all the emoticons yellow? It's like Asians have to rule the world. Seriously. And same with bald people. They envy people's luscious, full hair that they have to make emoticons similar to them to make themselves feel better.

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Just Another Scorpio

Nayru-san

This world will Never be without the homeless or crime if something direct is done about this sort of thing.

Not quite true....
I have a brilliant plan. We feed the homeless to the starving people, raw. Since the consumption of raw human flesh causes genetic defects in later generations (read it somewhere in a National Geographic), the starving people will eventually just end up physically and/or mentally handicapped in various ways. That's when we put taxes on them (to pay for education, roads, etc) and then harvest them to be burned as fuel.
That solves the problem of homelessness, starving people, overpopulation, lack of money going towards education, and we won't need oil. Of course, we might have to fatten up the starving people so they burn better.

In a thread about Bratz dolls:

FyreLionesss

There's one out that looks like a Geisha. A GEISHA!! When I got upset, the 'cultured' Toys-R-Us representative tried to explain to me that she's not demonic, but "that's what Japanese people dress like." I loudly corrected her and they kicked me out of the store for shouting "prostitute"

Things to do before I die:

Get thrown out of a Toys-R-Us: Check smile

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Thread: What toy would you use to murder someone?

Destroy Him Now!

A Bopit. It would make all sorts of cool noises while I bludgeon my victim to a pulp.

"Twist it!
*Smash*
Wheeeeew!
Bop it!
*CRASH*
Pfshhhh"

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robot wives

the prettiest one

We had a German exchange student.

"Why hello my American friendZNEIEKN ACH SCHPLORKIN!"

He was pretty awesome.

********, HAHAHA
'I AM FROM ZE SOVIET UNION, BECOS OF SHORTAGE OF RUBLES AND BORSCHT'

Thread: What's your theme song?

Grape Cola

The Alphabet

Darth Vader's music.

My sister likes to play that on the trumpet if she knows I'm walking down the stairs... sweatdrop

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Baheena

Buy some new shoes, but don't wear them at first. Make sure you place your old ones next to them every night. Hopefully then the new ones will learn all the secrets of being loyal and comfy.

Thread: I draw to much unwanting attention to myself and people hate me for it! why?! why am i doomed with this desirable good looks?

SenorDiablo777

Get hit by a bus! guaranteed no more problems!

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ImRadYoureRadLetsHug

On my first day of high school, a kid in the hallway yelled, really loudly, "I HAVE GONNORRHEA!!!" and also, later on, the entire south hallway was chanting "Nipples", it was very very odd

KokueiOtome

Glue bugs me. I had to do a gigantic science project, and I used the god damn Staples brand glue.

It's not even a little bit sticky! s**t just fell right off! ITS NOT EVEN TRYING!! ::throws glue stick across room:: Useless peice of s**t.

Zentetsuken

I curse all the time.
*Wakes up* Good ******** Morning World!

*School* Hey Everyone! How the ******** are you!?

*Lunch* This school food tastes like ******** s**t!

*Walking home* I ******** hate school.

*Gaia* What the ******** did this guy just say?

*Video Games* ******** YOU YOU DAMN BAStARDS!

*Sleeping* Zzzz.....Fu fu fu ********]

Caffeine Free

<center>When I was little, I fell off my bike and received a lot of cuts and bruises. That night, my dad told me "don't fall asleep or you'll die".

Funky Kitty

This needs to be added under: People who are just plain stupid

Tenshi_GrRrR

J-o-j-o

Your mother should have had an abortion

but....... my mom isn't pregnant scream stressed gonk whee eek

Skooter Oh-oh

Tamadoori

I would change it so I would have a 'Destroy this user's computer' button, so if any body who didn't use the proper English I could simply blow up their computer. 3nodding

Or a 'stab this user in the face' button xd .

_Eyes_Bright_

Randomness can't be planned out. Randomness just pops up randomly. Like the time my friend's brother and his friends built a life-size car out of cardboard boxes and walked it through the McDonald's drive-thru.

Phil Srobeighn

Weird to me is more of "I eat ketchup on my ice cream," whereas you're more of a "I eat blood on my ice cream." You need help.

LelioChan

Okay, here's one from Kanomi. This is Sephy's fave, she even put it in her sig~

Kanomi so Kawaii

Hoshi Sedai

Reporting helps keep gaia clean.

shut up u brown nosing mod loving conformist.

gonk She's so stupid~!

...
In a "Wrong Part of the conversation thread..."

Demon Dude

god that happens on like a daily basis but I think the most embarassing was when my friend was talking about edible underwear and my teacher said that his favorite flavor was salsa while walking by

Tristam_Riddle

I Feel Toast

Hot Topic is like a real life version of those evil corperations in Disney movies that a bunch of gerbils have to defeat to save their tree or something.

That is the most ******** up, awesome thing I've heard all day.

xboomx

When I'm old and dirty. I am so buying a bus and I'll drive around town picking up people and dropping them off in random places.

BlademasterMike

I walk into my mothers room, and lay next to her. As she reads her book, she looks over at me and back to her book, knowing somthing is wrong by my facial expression. The clock strikes twelve. It's April first. I look over to my mother and says, "Mother...We need to talk."
Space She looks never takes her eyes away from the book. She says, "What do we need to talk about?" Her eyes still reading from top to bottom. (This is all in chinese, sorry.)
Space "Well...I got a girl pregnate..."
Space My mother slowly closes the book. She puts the book on the stand next to her bed. She stands up calmly, and walks to the kitchen to get a cup of hot coffee. I moved not from my position. As she comes back up the stairs with her steaming coffee, she sets the cup next to her book, looks slowly at me, and says, "When did this happen?"
Space "Well...Two months ago. She took the test five times, and all came out positive."
Space "Tell me her name..." She was about to explode. I knew this from looking in her eyes.
Space "Her name is...April."
Space "April? Who the hell is April? April who?" Her eyes were furious in flames.
Space "April...April FOOLS!" I ran out of the room and started laughing so hard! The next few days, she would speak to me not. She wasn't mad because it was a bad prank...But a good one! She was angry, not that it was an evil prank, but it was halairous. She was mad because she had never thaught of anything of that calaber. She loved it, but would not admit it.

Yog-Sotthoth

7_hotness_7

were not better, just alot of people think that. we ar EXTREMELY stupid.

Speak for yourself.

Unless you have mutliple personality disorder, in which case, your post is fine; carry on.

`Inamorata

When I die I want to be cremated and placed in a gnome-shaped bottle along with me sister and sent to the moon. We agreed on this.

The20

islandhottii

Ok, I'm studying astronomy in science and I want to know what you think. Liike why do we live on earth and not like Jupiter or the moon? Why do we live here? Do you like earth?

You study astronomy and don't know why we don't live on Jupiter? Oh s**t...

Tora! Tora!

i didn't have ken
dolls so i'd punch in
barbie's bewbs and

cut her hair short and
scribble on a moustache

to be a make-shift kenny.

haha.

Carmena Exanimalus

"Sarah, you're more tired than usual today. Are you pregnant?"
"....."
"...What?"
"I'm wondering how funny it would be to say yes."

DarkPaldinAnji

There's a hispanic at my school who dresses in all black with a cape, and wears fake sharp teeth. He has mental issues.

Crack-Baby Dandelion

I just found this amusing...

Thread - Discuss your favorite sex game

SilverLute

Candyland.

Naughty Candyland.

Torque Smacky

me and my friend were talking about dirty things in the world and we came up with money, and we were making fun of its dirty-ness by makeing a game about it, its about sticking money in your mouth and see what dieseases you get!
and it was funny cuz we were like
What did you get!?
I got Hepititus B!
Aww lucky all i got is syphallis... you wanna trade?
Sure let me put this blood in your open wound... wait where did that wound come from?
I donno...

so the discussion is this...
A)Whats the dirtiest thing ever?
B)How do you think about the taste of money?

NekoTalim

Thread Title: I own every Gaia Girl. (I'm Crazygurl1 at this point)

Crazygurl1

soulcop

Crazygurl1

...sorry to tell you but the contract you made with Lanzer it says and i quote "Every Gaia Girl owns you."

b***h, you don't even deserved to be owned by the likes of me

Damn right..My Karma isn't that bad...

Pistachi

Thread Title: DRAGON BALL Z I REAL!!!!!!!!

xxINKEIxx

ok, im sure most of u have heard about the show dragon ball z. it is a great series, but what i have just recently found out is that this show is based off true ideas. most of u think this is bullshit but its not. my sensei in my martial arts class displayed an awsome show of power today. he showed me how to do a kamehameha. it wasnt a big blast, but he shot a little energy, or chi out of his hands. i was truly amazed. if u want to learn more about the secrets of dragon ball z, like how to fly, please send me a check for 5 dollars and i will send u the "dragon ball z manual" book for free.

If you send in five dollars, how is it free?

Sukebei

ZerimORGren

Sukebei

ZerimORGren

Sukebei

almost as bad as the people who want the corn black, like super burnt. Where I wonder what the ******** they're eating on it

you know what they say, once you go black you never go back

...... I don't know how to even respond to that.....

You can give me your 2.50 and eat your damn corn.

alright but don't go touching my corn with your gloves, I don't know where they might have been, you might get germs on my corn and then Ill get AIDS and die of a cold.....

Count Duckula

SKATE_REFLEX

SK*ting: Does any1 here skateboard. I got a Maple deck, with Reflex bearing, and maple trucks and wheels, i need new everything but bearings. I can do a manual, a nose manual, a ollie, and a old skool tic tac. I havent been skating long,but im inproving fast, what can uall do.

Skate become a swear word,holy s**t.

Thread: Do you hate Canada?

Valwen

Legal pot, good healthcare, no war in Iraq, policemen in snappy red jackets ... it's a land of inhuman MONSTERS!

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Meghan Mitsumi

Annabelle Serenity Kayla

So...is this the end of this thread?

No, this is.

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