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About the SeifBoxes:
-Boxes are still transferrable!
-Post custom descriptions here or send them to Niem (only because my inbox's full).

SeifBox/Cosplay Ticket List
1. Bunny Faerii
2. ReganWolf
3. Vashtya
4. sodashi_chan
5. Matthewt3hd0rk
6. Kamaya
7. Renault
8. Wotcher
9. DLF

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Painfully serving you since 1/27/04
The Seif-o-Meter, so that she doesn't need to whine to you -all- the time. ;3
Seif, as of 12/11: is: down, down, down to the bottom of the sea...


STAFF LISTING
Owner: Seifereru
Colorist: Seifereru
Line Artist: Seifereru
Thread Manager: Seifereru
Official Bumper: Seifereru
XP.


Current News:
exclaim = new
Nieken sales are in bold.
** :1:
1/2/05:
RP ONLY THE LIGHTING OF THE FIREWORKS, if you do RP at all.
Ok, this is how it's going to work. Post however you'd like (you can RP. RP is fun. XD. ) saying you're launching and include your number. Mind, you don't NEED to launch-post, it'll explode later if you don't, but the people who post are done first.
You will get a BAG with really obvious hints to what's inside.
Throughout the day--whenever I'm gone--I'll freeze launches. Please don't post for me to launch them then, so I don't have to fish through pages. I'll update the title when this happens.

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Quote:
12/31: wtf.

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Fireworks will NOT be exploding today. More were bought than expected, and thus, more/better prizes will have to be made. I'll keep you informed.


Please check to make sure all the people you bought for are here, and PM them with their link. You can determine what the URL will be by replacing "#" in this link with their number (in the list): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/seifru/fws/#.gif

x1. Vashtya - red
x2. IceMagus - blue
x3. kainohoshi12 - green
x4. Alex Kerrith - red
x5. Lady_S - red
x6. bran-chan - blue
x7. Trio Maxwell-Chang - blue
x8. Teralinth dKalin - green
x9. TormentedAngie - blue
x10. Kamiki - b
x11. Britain - b
x12. Neotaki Kazuma - b
x13. Meepfur - g
x14. Orasteele - g
x15. Sosiqui - g
x16. Ogre - r
x17. Chavi - r
x18. Neth-Kia - r
x19. Kynthari - r
x20. merangue - r
x21. Xaki - r
x22. Dragoil - g
x23. Chikagi - g
x24. Nanook123 - b
x25. dustfeather - b
x26. SakumaOmi - b
x27. Arrikanez - r
x28. Orpheros - r
x29. Aris Ravenstar - r
x30. Sarabi Adruenna - b
x31. Sable Rose - b
x32. Vieve - b
x33. Prolixity - g
x34. WhiteWallaby - g
x35. Kheleksul - g
x36. Safaia - b
x37. Keppit - b
x38. Lythiaren - r
x39. Naita - g
x40. sodashi_chan - b
x41. Huni Pi b
x42. Seeno b
x43. chaticdivinity r
x44. TheSinWithin r
x45. Azuredreams r
x46. Tiagra g
x47. Ecavi g
x48. WyvernScale g
x49. xx_Bullseye_xx b
x50. MidnightKonfusion b
x51. Kalandara b
x52. Tokumei g
x53. Sketcher401 g
x54. Meane The Thorn r
x55. Snivellus r
x56. Tasah b
x57. Raechal g
x58. Kamaya g
x59. ReganWolf g
x60. Killersting r
x61. Amiliane r
x62. lord braska r
x63. Asahi Kumoru b
x64. Ebba b
x65. Sunstrike b
x66. Pirate-Bunneh g
x67. Mystic Moogle b
x68. Xiaoren r
x69. Ivynian b
x70. Unseasoned g
x71. Ankharis b
x72. Mizuiro Ookami b
x73. Grey Dragon b
x74. Draconayzia b
x75. Mintaka r
x76. chaeval r
x77. SilentWatcher b
x78. Marushii r
x79. lilwerewolfgirl g
x80. Moochilove r
x81. Moofuls b
x82. otsune r
x83. Leena-chan b
x84. Koshiba b
x85. Huroggmeten b
x86. ClampAddict r
x87. Sinseon g
x88. [. Bishop .] g
x89. Lemonlime b


** exclaim FIREWORKS NO LONGER AVAILABLE
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100g each. Limit one total per person, pick one color. We'll be exploding these [chopped out for innacuracy, day], since some of you are bound to have lives, eh? What'll happen to them, your ask? ...*shrug* Hey, I didn't make 'em, I bought 'em. I'm not responsible for any injuries or whatever, so no suing the Seif. biggrin
((Thanks to our friends at Shady's Home Furnishings for supplying these.))

**Novembers opened p. 294, Decembers for sale. This month's items will go in two different spots! Le shock!

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1: News/TOC
2: Intro/Nie-101
3: Sales/Rules/Owners' Info/Tips
4: Breeding
5: NieMart
6: Donations/Donation Letters
7: Owner List
8 and up: Completely unrelated stoof


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One day, after buying a dresser from a rather shady Home Furnishings store...


Seif: OMFG ISH 1337!
Cali:It's...so tacky O__O
Seif: *narrows eyes* Do you see...this lovely pink fuzz? The *reaches out to pull drawer knob* amazing quality of... O__O
Cali:...dude. The knob just fell off.
Seif: *blink* It's...ahh...IT WAS THE WIND! ;__; Y'see? *pulls off the rest of the knobs*
Cali:I hope you still have the receipt.

Three days later...

Cali:I thought I quite blatantly told you to return this...fuzzy pink hell. Seif. Seif?
Seif: Holdon, I'm in the bathroom o.o;; Besides, I don't think you can return things to the Black Market...
Cali:...*shudders at the thought of Seif in a bathroom* Dude, you didn't put the knobs back on. stare *picks one up* Black and white certainly doesn't match hot pink. *shakes head* Why, in my day, we made colors ma--Hey, um, Seif, your knob is like steami--


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The following convo takes place in a completely fog-opaque room. That is, [color=darkblue]Cali and Seif are totally blind.


Seif: *runs in* I know you didn't like the dresser...BUT YA DIDN'T HAVE TA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IT YA KNOW. scream
Cali:WHAT? OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A VAST STORE OF WMDs. O__O HEH. HEHEH. *paranoid*
Seif: There's one right on your face! =O
Cali:Whaat? WHERE? ;__; *claws at face*
Seif: -.-;;


And the fog clears away to reveal...


Cali:OMFG BOMB!
Seif: OMFG YOUR HEAD IS A SOFA CUSHION!
Cali:Nuh-uh. You sold the sofa to buy the hell-dresser.
Seif: Why you--
Fuzzy Blue Blob atop Cali's face: Meeru? o.O;;
Cali:Eee! HELL-BEAST!
*Cali's head promptly falls off*
Seif: NUUUU! DEAR LORD, WHY?!
Cali:That was like the blobbish-thing, buddy. Not my head. *cough*TARD*uncough*
Seif: Oh. Really? Darn.
*Cali's pants fall off*
Seif: OH DEAR LORD NO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! *runs away in blind screeching terror*
Cali:Dun worry, I'm wearing man-boxers 3nodding
Seif: ...o.O;;...Hey, so'm I! =D
*both watch the blue blob devour Cali's pants*
Seif: Dude, it's like eating your pants x3
Cali:Dude, that's like totally not funny. stare
Seif: Go pick it up then. Heheh. O__O;; *edges away*
Cali:...it might have mad cow disease. *hiss*
Seif:...You've got a point there. *picks it up*
Cali:Dude, you're hand's like totally in its mouth.
Seif: I like totally noticed that, dude. stare LET'S NAME IT CERO! =D *beam*
Cali:And we would name a blob...why?
Cero: ^__^
Seif: Awwwwwwwwww, look how kyuuuuuuuuute he is! Let's exploit 'im! :3
Cali:We shall!


And so, young Cero grew...

Seif: Cali, Cero ate all of my sardines. ;__; And my hiking boots.
Cali:WHERE'D MY BOMBS GO?! O__O


...into a fine young...er...well...LOOK, A DISTRACTION! *points behind you and flees*


Seif: WELL EFF YOU TOO NARRATOR-BUDDY! ;__;
Cali:Why didn't the other knobs hatch?
Seif: ...the knobs?
Cali:The knobs.
Seif: ...*grasps Cali's hand* Cali...knobs don't hatch. *sympathetic look, nods solemnly*
Cali:-.-;; The eggs.
Seif: Well, lemme give you Nieken 101...



Nieken Eggs 101, aka Seif's big and unusual speech
Nieken eggs are very intriguing objects. The Nieken inside matures for a week or so, then sits dormant in the shell. Any human or Nieken touch at this point will superheat the egg fluid inside, summarily causing the egg to burst open and shatter. The egg liquid, although hot, then turns into a steam-like gas with fog-like properties. This gas easily renders a moderately sized area completely opaque, yet it disperses in a matter of minutes. The young Nieken is then revealed to be completely unharmed by this process, and dry as well. biggrin


Cali's reaction

Cali: Oh...kay...erm, how'd you know that?
Seif: I, uh, used a thermometer? o.O;; *waves one about*


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Some basic facts...
-Nieken communicate telepathically, because they know how much it annoys you.
-Nieken are highly talented at swimming, hence fins and blobbly paws.
-A way to stab anything other than oneself with Nieken horns is unknown, therefore they are mainly used as a helmet of sorts when the Nieken are being stupid. n_n;;
-Nieken live to make your life difficult whilst simultaneously being cute as a button.

The stages...
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EGG (1-2 weeks)
Behavior
The inanimate stage. However, eggs have, in the past, rolled about, fled the thread, and even gone so far as to toss themselves at a certain easily frightened person whose name starts with an "S" and ends with an "eifereru"--all quite inexplicably. Any explanation for this is not yet known, however, it is safe to assume that this is connected with the natural Nieken desire to disregard the rule. Yes, that includes natural law. Bah, rebels.

Physical
Nieken eggs tend to be a bit wobbly-shaped, mainly because Nieken are just...weird 'lil buggers like that. They are perfectly shiny, though. This can be attributed to Seif waxing them all before sale, because shiny=customers. 3nodding Now make a (big) "C" with one hand. Done? Good. That's how big an egg is. </poor man's scale chart>

Inside the egg is, sadly, nowhere near as shiny. It's...not pretty. You've got the tiny Niekéling,, and a whole bunch of goo...but what's important is that this unappealing goo superheats when the egg's ready and it's touched by the owner. Hence, a rather dangerous explosion, producing an inconvinient pea-soup fog. The shell thins as time goes on, so, eventually, Seif's going to crack the darned thing herself or you get to experience the miracle of life yourself. razz

GAMMA/BABY (1-2 weeks)
Behavior
At this stage, your Nieken is a confused lil devil. Take advantage while you can! Nieken tend to wander around and utter a confused, "Meeru?" or "Eru?" frequent, especially when confronted by "OMFGITHATCHED!" owner behavior. ;3 Your devoted follower, they aren't really...too bright just yet. XD;;

Physical
Horns are tiny nubs, there are no signs of fin appearance yet, but damn, those ears...those ears are already humongous. Apart from that, you now have a pudgy blobby thing! Congrats!
Well, other that those ickle Niekésounds, no speech is possible.

Now go pick up a basketball. No--wait--that one, over there. By the fish tank. No, the other. Mmmkay, got it? Don't be dropping it now. That is the size of your Nieken. XD;;

BETA/MID-STAGE (1-2 weeks...again XD)
Behavior
A Nieken has finally wisened up a bit by this stage--it can give you dirty looks now! Huzzah! A Nieken gets a bit more adventurous and doubting at about this time, but they can still be tricked with relative ease.

Physical
Fins starts to sprout at this stage, and horns become long, straight, and most importantly, quite dangerous whilst rolling about. Limited speech is possible. Other than that, they're just a bit larg--WAIT. I mean, um...grab one of those reallybigbutnottoobig fans. Theeere's your Nieken. XD;; *bricked*

ALPHA/ADULT (forevaar--for now. XP)
Behavior
Pick up your average human teenager. There's your personality, except smarter and probably more arrogant. XP

Physical
Now pick up a small deer. Need I say more? Full use of telepathic communication skills.
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ALL SALES ARE CLOSED RIGHT NOW--even bribes.

If-you're-way-too desperate open offers:
Premade: Chain Wallet
Custom, no lineart alterations, no cosplay: NM Scarf
Cosplay custom: 400k (about 2x more than Sephiroth (premade) sold for).


Current/Upcoming Sales: none planned

Flatsales
Flatsales are on a first come, first serve basis.
I will post the instructions for that particular flatsale before it starts, and eggs may be claimed after my "GO" post.
FS eggs usually go for 5k.

Auctions
Same as normal auctions, with a 10 minute snipe-guard. Autobuys are rare, and bids start at flatsale price, 5k.

Raffles
Same as normal.

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"The good four: Honest with ourselves and with whatever is friend to us; courageous toward the enemy; generous toward the vanquished; polite--always: That is how the four cardinal virtues want us."- 556, The Dawn, Nietzche

Got it? No? Well, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Other than that, I'm a pushover. If I actually have to reprimand you, well, that's pretty darned bad, but I won't hold it against you. No blacklisting here.
Three things--No art theft, and ALWAYS be polite, please. =\ The last thing: DO NOT ASK FOR NIEKEN WHEN THERE ARE NO SALES. Please. I feel sobad turning you down. sweatdrop

What? Cliff's Notes? ...FINE.
1. Stealing arty is bad.
2. Being rude is bad, too.
3. Asking for Nieken is just as bad as the first two.
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Breeding/Breeders' Info
Breeding is now: CLOSED

In order to prevent rapid advances in the Nieken population, there will only be a certain amount of breeding spots open per, well..."breeding season". (Breeders are asked to keep their slots to a max of two, please.)
Breeders receive 70% of the profit, leaving me with 4.5k. n_n;;
Breeding fee is 15k per couple. 2-4 eggs are produced, decided randomly.

Ask for a slot, and the breeder will be PMed. Please, please don't bug them about your breeding. o__o;;

Current Slots:
none

Past:
Seif
Slot 1: Chaeval/Orasteele (Wolfe x Lil)

Sarabi Adruenna
Slot 1: ReaganWolf/MoochiLove (Larka x Azul)

TormentedAngie
Slot 1: Vashtya/TormentedAngie (Mischief x Destiny)

Eggs received from a breeding may be given away for free, kept, or sold. If sold, any profit over the 15k breeding fee will be taken.
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The Niemart -CLOSED-

Stage-Altering
Growth Potions
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1. Stop Potion 500g
Halts the growth of your Nieken, forever freezing it at its current stage unless a Go Potion is bought.

2. Go Potion 500g
Resumes growth of Stopped Nieken.

3. Reverse Potion 500g
Takes Nieken back one stage. The Nieken will continue growth back to its
grown stage though, unless a Stop Potion is used.

4. Speed...Potion XD 500g
Speeds growth of your Nieken (unless I'm having a lazy streak, then you can't buy 'em xP).

5. Jump Potion 750g (pic soooon XD)
Jumps your Nieken to its next stage (ASAP).

Couture
None yet. Only Cero. He's special. XP
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Donations/Donation Letters

-Donations, aka I love you(r gold. XP)-
Marushii: 1000g (praise the first donationess...praise...) heart
Kamaya: 500g (second? snaps?)

-Donation Letters-
Donation letters are 1.5k each OR you may get 2 for the current month's donation letter. At the end of the month, they'll open to give you a choice between two items (post saying which you'd like). People sans Nieken can also buy one and save it.
Pleeaaase include "Nieken Letter" somewhere in your trade title, so I don't forget j00.

The next month, items will become 2.5k instead, then plateau at 5k the following month. The point's to get you to buy 'em before they're open unless you're crazy, mmmkay? XP;;

Um...*totally forgot what she was supposed to say. Thanks a lot, computer thieves...<<;; )

YesIknow the color's one behind. Well...nyeh. XP

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This month's letter (currently 1.5k): [img to come]
This month's items will go in two different spots! Le shock!
December Holders:
1. Renault
2. Kamaya
3. Kamaya
4. SilentWatcher
5. SilentWatcher
6. sodashi_chan

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Currently: 2.5k
November Holders:
1. Getsurei (x2)
2. Marushii
3. Prox (Tei--soIrememberthenametoupdate ;O; )
4. MoochiLove (x5)
5. Renault
6. MizuYousei
7. Kamaya
8. SilentWatcher

September Letter Holders (Current Price: 5k)

1. chaeval (x2, one each)
2. ReganWolf
3. Marushii (A)
4. ---
5. Renault (N)
6. MoochiLove
7. chaoticdivinity (N)
8. SilentWatcher
9. Kozi
10. Vashtya (x6) XDD
11. Kamaya
12. Getsurei (x2 one each)
13. wju2000-something n__n;;
14. Hanue
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Warning: This list has the unfortunate tendency to be very, very behind.

Current Nieken Population: *cough*dunnoyet*uncough*

(Thanks to ReganWolf for help with the list ^^)

000: Cero/Seifereru/M
001: Jur/Ameh/M
002: Chardonay/Ogre/F
003: Challen/Vashtya/M
004: Liliiris/Orasteele/F
005: Essence/Lemonlime/F
006: Jo/Ayane Omorimoto/F
007: Melody/Tortie/F
008: Razzle/Vicky Kitty/F
009: ???/Almighty Ace and JadeEye/M
010: Kerel/sadexcuse4amango/M
011: Gen'aku/Kamileun/M*
012: Legacy/TormentedAngie/F*
013: Seifer/A Starving Artist/M*
014: Night Mist/SilentWatcher/M*
015: Lent/Wasabineko/M
016: Kasha/Teh Koiz/F
017: ?/Mini Sparrow/M crying
018: R'ali/Winterfalcon/M (Brd1)
019: Mischief/Vashtya/M (Brd1)
020: Castiil/Orasteele/F (Brd1)
021: Wolfe/Chaeval/M (Brd2)
022: Snare/Teralinth dKalin/F (Brd2)
023: Destiny/TormentedAngie/F (Brd2)
024: Ashandi/Dillusionist/F*
025: ?/SilentWatcher/M(Brd2)
026: ?/White Demon/?
027: Azul Guererro/MoochiLove/M*
28:?/Renault/F
29:Mako/MizuYousei/M
30:?/Ametra/M
31:Diego/lilwere and Marushii/M
32:Runae/chaoticdivinity/F
33:Etsu/Xaki/F
34:Sephiroth/MoochiLove/M
35:Larka/ReganWolf/F*
36:Rocky/wju2004/M
37:Skiff/Orasteele/F
38:Sunkist/Chaeval/F
39:???/Britain/M
40:???/chavi/M
41:Oceania/Archwind/M
42:Tei/Prolixity/M
43:???/MoochiLove/M
44:Lucien/Lauryn/M
45:???/Silent Watcher/M
46:...er...anyonemissing a Nieken?
47:Ayuni/Psyren/F
48:Jookish/Spunky Dasher/M
49:Shiccho/sodashi_chan/M
50:Noir/Tortie/M
51:Gabriel/Getsurei/F
52:Kakashi/Kamaya/M
53:???/MoochiLove/M
54:???/Vashtya/M
55:???/Trio Maxwell-Chang/M

A * denotes customs
Brd_ denotes an egg from a breeding.
1: Challen x Lili
2: Night Mist x Legacy


A * denotes customs
Brd_ denotes an egg from a breeding.
1: Challen x Lili
2: Night Mist x Legacy
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...to find new links for old shops linked. .__.;;
*quickly remedies last post* redface
9/15
Meh.
*sings sea shanties*
Dubloon. o__o;;
10/15
Fyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewmygaaaawd! Look! A distraction! :O *pointstab*
11/15
Or "llls" in 1337. o__0;;
12/15
"rls" :3
*sledgehammers things*
13/15
*wonders if anyone is anyone is so lacking as to be reading this*
Fisch. <*)))>< Heh. Heheh. Eheh.
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May or may not hate you.

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