Naruto Bloopers!

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

I wrote this one when I was sad... and I was with a keyboard and I was typing emails to Kyoko! rofl!

Me: WAAHHH!!!! *crys*
Shino: *walks up and puts an arm around me*
Me: *looks up at Shino*
Shino: Dont cry Madam..
Me: *sniffle* ;-;
Shino: *hug*
Me: o/////o *sniffle sniffle*
Shino: *leans down closer*
Me: o////o
Shino: *closer*
Me: .......
Shino: *closer*
Me: ......
Shino: *almost touching.............*
Me: ACHOO!! *sneeze*
Shino: @-@ *gets a face full of sneeze*
Me: ^ ^ *giggles* All better now!
Shino: *anime fall*  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

lol okay... Hopefully Whats-His-Face will call you! MWAHAHAHAHA gag
gag gag.... >.> Shino!!

Shino: *busy trying to dust a really high spot on the bookshelf and
his maid skirt pulls up from him having to reach up so high*
Me: o/////o *thinks: I didnt know that the maid outfit came with
sexy panties...* *nosebleed*
Shino: *turns his head* Wha.... ?
Me: *blood gushes out* *shakes head to get out of daydreaming
stage and makes blood fly everywhere* AAHH WAHAHAHAH!! DX
*covers nose and runs out*
Shino: O.o whats up with her? *continues trying to dust the really
high spot on the bookshelf*
Gai: *walks by the door carrying a mug of hot chocolate* Oh hey!
Azmira-chan! I have a ques- *turns head and sees Shino's sexy
panties* O.O *nosebleed* *runs over and grabs Shinos waist*
*evil seme laugh*
Shino: WAAAHH!!! NO!!! DX
Me: *runs in with tissues shoved up nose* O_O NAHH!! *cant
talk right because tissue is shoved up nose* Leeve Hhino aloown...
Dwop 'im nooow Nai!! >.<
Gai: ;-; But.. but..
Me: >.< I SAED NNOOOOWW!
Gai: aw... *puts Shino down and walks away with his mug of hot
chocolate*
Me: T.T *grr...*
Gai: *walks by Azmira who is standing in the doorway*
Me: GIVE ME THAT!! >.< *grabs his mug of hot chocolate and
takes a sip*
Gai: aw... My Shino AND hot chocolate have been taken from
me... *sighs sadly* What a day this has turned out to be....
*sniffle*
Shino: *sigh of relief*
Me: *chugs hot chocolate* *throws mug at Shino*
Shino: O.O AH! *dodges*
Me: >.< WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN SEXY! Thats it!!
No more maid outfit for you!!! *Runs over and takes the maid outfit
off SHino and storms out the door*
Shino: O.O *stands there in sexy panties*
Kiba: *wals by the door and sees Shino* >) hm hm hmmmm *evli
seme laugh*
Shino: ;-; nooo.. not again...... *wimpery yell* AZMIRA-
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

(OC) Kabi-kun: BUN BUN!!!! XDDDDD

Shino: Oo Bun... bun....
Momiji: *pops out of no where and glomps Shino* Yeah! Bunbun!!
*giggles*
Shino: O.O There is a really cute bishi hugging me... *gaspo* D-d-
d-did I j-j-just call him a c-c-c-c-cute b-b-b-bishi?!?!?! AAAAAHH!!
*freaks out*
Momiji: Oo oooooooooooookay... leaving now...  

[Kyoko Naruko]

WAHAHAHAHA!!!! They're always funny, Azzy-chi!!!!!! They're the only happy thing I look forward to in Keyboarding class!!!  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

Kyoko Naruko

WAHAHAHAHA!!!! They're always funny, Azzy-chi!!!!!! They're the only happy thing I look forward to in Keyboarding class!!!

Wee... I feel special now... I guess... lol! Yay!  

[Kyoko Naruko]

FReAKiN_PiSSeD_RADDiSH

Kyoko Naruko

WAHAHAHAHA!!!! They're always funny, Azzy-chi!!!!!! They're the only happy thing I look forward to in Keyboarding class!!!

Wee... I feel special now... I guess... lol! Yay!

Well, you know what?? You should feel special!!!!!  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

Weee!! Ha ha! xp Yay! Time for more Shino Blooper funness! Wee! haha! I had fun writing these... I hope you guys enjoy reading them... even though they are kind of long and whatever... lol!


Shino Bloopers!

~Shino Gets Sick~

Me: *slyly sneaks into Shino's bedroom and tiptoes over to the wondow and clutches closed blinds* Hey Shino! XD *yell*

Shino: *opens an eye groggily* What is it, Madam?

Me: GOOD MORNING STARSHINE!!! *rips open the blinds and lets the bright morning sunshine seep into the rom*

Shino: AH! *covers eyes with his bed covers*

Me: *jumps on the bed in a very childish manner* Aw.... get up, get up, get up! *jumps on the bed one last time before finally jumping and landing and strattling Shino's hips*

Shino: *tries to pish Me away* No *very short and to the point*

Me: *whines* But Shiiiinooooo!!! Its already 6:00 in the morning!! You should already be up and ready for a funfulled yaoi-full day!!

Shino: *thinks: Thats exacitically why I dont want to get up right now....* *continues trying to puch Me off his hips*

Me: Aw.... *bounces up and down on Shino* But you're so sexthy!!

Shino: *blushes slightly*

Me: Ah! O_O You're blushing!!

Shino: *tries to hide ther eason why he is blushing*

Me: *gasp* E~~~~~W!!!!

Shino: *thinks: Oh gawd... Why now... why NOW of all timesdoes that have to hapen?*

Me: *jumps off of the bed and runs to the farthest corner from Shinos bed and covers her mouth and nose* Shino's Sick!! Ah!

Shino: *dies a little inside from the shame of his manly nature*

Me: We should get some medicine!

Shino: *sighs* I dont think that medicine will make it go down.....

Me: *gasp* Are you trying to say that-

Shino: *nods* Yes, I do indeed have an-

Me: A FEVER?!?! D=

Shino: o_o

Me: *gasp* *runs over to the side of the bed and and sits beside Shino and lowers her her forehead onto his*

Shino: *blush*

Me: Oh no! You DO have a fever!!

Shino: *thinks: hmmm... I wonder why.....*

Me: I'll be right back! *runs out of the room*

Shino: *sigh of relief*

Me: *bursts through the door carrying a tray with a pill bottle and a glass of water on it* *sets the tray on the bedside table and pours a few pills into her hand* Here! This stuff should help! ^ ^

Shino: um... thanks... *takes the pills and the glass of water and swallows the pills*

Me: *stares at Shino with caring eyes*

Shino: Huh?

Me: Oh nothing... *sits on the side of the bed for a few minutes before lifting up the covers and crawling uncer them to face Shino*

Shino: *blushes a little more* W-what are you d-doing?

Me: *closes eyes* Whenever I was sick, my mom would always lay down beside me and talk to me. It always made me feel better... *trails off*

Shino: Well that doesnt mean that I'll get better if your laying down beside me... *naughty thoughts*

Me: *opens eyes and stares into Shino's* Well... Its worth a try.. Just lie down here and take a nap.. maybe you'll feel better then once the medicine kicks in.

Shino: *sigh* OKay... I guess I could try it....

~~~15 Minutes Later~~~

Me: ...And so I was like, "Girrr! That shirt sssoooooooo does NOT go with that skirt!"

Shino: O_O *mumbles* oh no....

Me: I know!! It was a total mistake! I mean-

Shino: *reaches over Me to grab the pill bottle*

Me: -what girl in their right mind would do that? Its like- Hey Shino? Could you stop poking me in the leg? Its getting annoying... It was a retorical question... so you dont have to answe-

Shino: *gasp* WHAT KIND OF MEDICINE DID YOU GIVE ME?!?!

Me: *takes pill bottle and reads* Viagra...

Shino: O//////////////////////////////////////////////////////O WHAT?!?!?!

Me: *unphased* What? Viagra is just an allergy pill....

Shino: OMFG!!! READ THE BACK! *takes the pill bottle from her hand and shoves it up to her face*

Me: *starts reading and her face steadily starts to get redder* *quietly* um.... *awkward silence* *moment of realization* *eyes get really big* HO MY GAWD!!!!! *lifts up the covers to finally discover what had been poking her in the leg for so long* AAAAHHHHH!!!! SICKO PERVY BUG MAN!!!

THE END

lol! I was just really bored so I started to write this one on a piece of paper... I dont know... lol I do wierd things when Im bored... lol 4laugh But you know you love it! lol ha ha just kidding! lol Sorry that its so long! lol I just got started and once I begin I dont ever stop.... unless a butterfly flies by... then I have to go chase after it with a fork yelling "Come here my cute little porkchop you!" and nipping at the air every once in a while... *still bored as you can clearly tell* rofl!! XDDDD  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

Here's another one!! 4laugh Its really bad and stuff... but yeah... rofl!


Shino Bloopers!

~Shino Gets a Call~

Shino: *walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigrater door*

Me: *rubs her eye as she walks into the kitchen in her PJs and bed-head hair* evil *jumps on Shinos back* WEEEE!!!!! 4laugh

Shino: gonk wah! *stumbles and almost looses his balance*

Me: *puts her head on Shino's shoulder and looks into the fridge* Hey Shino! Get the Pocky!!

Shino: No

Me: Please! Hand it to me please! *cute innocent puppy dog face*

Shino: No, bed-head

Me: Pwease?

Shino: No!

Me: But.. but...

Shino: I said "No!"

Me: *sniffle*

Shino: "No!" I said

Me: But Shino!

Shino: No

Me: But- See!! The Pocky wants you!! *points*

Pocky: *says seductivly* Shino baby... you know you want me *seductivly raised eyebrow*

Both Me and Shino: *eye twitch*

Me: See! Its calling for you!!

~Telephone rings~

Both Me and Shino: *turn heads to stare at the ringing telephone*

Me: *jumps off Shino's back and runs to the telephone to answer it* Hello? Yes this is she. *giggle* Yes I am that young. Oh you will? *surprised* You are?! *excited* YAY!! Okay! 20 minutes? Okay! See you then! Bye! *hangs up the phone with hearts in her eyes*

Shino: Who w-

Me: Thats none of your concern!!! Now shoo!! Go up to your room and put on something nice! Hurry! Quick!

Shino: *geos upstairs to his room to put on something nice* *walks back down to the kitchen to see Me talking to a stick of Pocky*

Me: look... I really dont want to eat you... but.. you know... I kind of want to... But remember! If Shino had been here before he died he would have gladly put you inside of him *naughty images of a blushing uke Shino and an evil seme Pocky stick* *eye twitch* *gag*

Shino: WHAT?!?!?!

Me: O.O

Pocky: Shino my love!! *hold out its arms to Shino*

Me: O.O

Shino and Me: *stare at the Pocky as it continues to hold out his arms out to Shino*

Me: *stare* ............................ *CHOP!!* *bites off the head of the Pocky stick and sticks the stick in her mouth*

Shino: What were you telling the- oh nevermind! Hey! Why arent you dressed?

Me: Om... >.> <.< *is still wearring her PJs from the night before*

Shino: The person you were talking to on the phone is going to be here any minute!!

Me: *-* I smell.... I smell.....

~Doorbell rings~

Me: 4laugh Visitors!! *runs to the door*

Shino: O.o

Me: *from the entrance way* Please... let me take your coat, and if you would please follow me this way

Female Voice: Oh why thank you!

Shino: *gasp* *thinks excitedly: Its a girl! Not a guy! Yes! Finally another girl besides that retard weirdo pants of an owner!* *straightens himself up*

Me: *walks into the kitchen* Shino! This is our guest and the person I was talking to on the phone!

Person: *walks up*

Me: As Im sure you know... this is Haku! ^-^

Shino: gonk *stund*

Haku: *smiles seductivly* Hey Shino... *unties his kimono and flashes his goodies*

Shino: O.O *jaw drops*

Me: @//////////@ *nosebleed* *blood flies everywhere as she faints and falls to the ground*

Haku: *dances around* You know you want me!! XD

THE END


HAHA!! XDDDD As you can tell I am still very ultra bored right now! rofl! I dont know what prompted me to write the past two bloopers, but it must have been something crazy! rofl! Im sorry that they are long and stupid, but boredom is a terrible thing! lol Sorry that there are so many mistakes scattered throughout everywhere.... I was using wordpad instead of Miscroft Word... but yeah... lol I hope everything turns out okay! rofl! Adios! ^-^  

[Kyoko Naruko]

Wahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomp* I wuv them!!!!!!!!!! *tear* I was laughing my head off on the 1st one and the second one is weird....in a good way!!!!!!! *evil laugh* God, Azzy-chi, the things you think of....  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

This is from an email between me and Kyoko-pin:

Kyoko-pin:
Dude, send me some more Shino bloopers!!!! Please!!! I don't give a
care if your in writers block!!!!!!!! send me some STUPID SHINO
BLOOPERS!!!!!!

Azmira-chan:
GR!! I cant write any Shino Bloopers because Shino ran away from
me!!

Shino: >.> *is hiding in a cubboard*

Me: *looks around* SHINO! SHINO DEAREST!!

Shino: >.> *swaet drop*

Me: *sniffle* I smell... I smell... *sniffle*

Shino: O.O *thinks: OH CRAP!!*

Me: ^^ COOKIES!! *runs off to the kitchen*

Shino: whew! *relief*

Me: *-* I heard something!

Shino: O.O'''''' *sweat drops(

*doorbell rings*

Me: ^^ Yay! Visitors!

Shino: *relief*

Me: *runs to the door*

Shino: *gets out of the cubboard and starts to run out of the room*

Me: *brings Neji into the room and whispers to him*

~~~20 minutes later~~~

Shino: *hides in a dusty guest bedroom looking relaxed and at
ease*

*sounds can be heard outside the door*

~All of a sudden Neji bursts into the room with a look like this *-*
only times 1000000~

Shino: O.O"""" *gulp*

Neji: >) hm hm hmmmmm

Shino: Oh gawd.... O.O''''''''''''''

Neji: *slowly closes the door to the dusty guest bedroom* *laughs
in an evil seme way*

~2 hours later~

Me: @.@ *has been listening to the sounds coming from the
room*

Shino: *makes a nose*

Me: @////@ *nosebleed*

Neji: *makes a nose*

Me: *faint*

~5 hours later~

Neji: *opens the door and walks out* *steps in Me* O.o *looks
confused at all of the blood everywhere*

Me: @///////@ *nose is still bleeding*

Neji: *shrugs and continues to step on Me as he walks out of the house*

Shino: *lays tiderly on the bed* @.@  

[Kyoko Naruko]

Ooh heart Please tell me you got a recording of that!! Hee hee hee...  

[Renee_nevermore]

FReAKiN_PiSSeD_RADDiSH

Weee!! Ha ha! xp Yay! Time for more Shino Blooper funness! Wee! haha! I had fun writing these... I hope you guys enjoy reading them... even though they are kind of long and whatever... lol!


Shino Bloopers!

~Shino Gets Sick~

Me: *slyly sneaks into Shino's bedroom and tiptoes over to the wondow and clutches closed blinds* Hey Shino! XD *yell*

Shino: *opens an eye groggily* What is it, Madam?

Me: GOOD MORNING STARSHINE!!! *rips open the blinds and lets the bright morning sunshine seep into the rom*

Shino: AH! *covers eyes with his bed covers*

Me: *jumps on the bed in a very childish manner* Aw.... get up, get up, get up! *jumps on the bed one last time before finally jumping and landing and strattling Shino's hips*

Shino: *tries to pish Me away* No *very short and to the point*

Me: *whines* But Shiiiinooooo!!! Its already 6:00 in the morning!! You should already be up and ready for a funfulled yaoi-full day!!

Shino: *thinks: Thats exacitically why I dont want to get up right now....* *continues trying to puch Me off his hips*

Me: Aw.... *bounces up and down on Shino* But you're so sexthy!!

Shino: *blushes slightly*

Me: Ah! O_O You're blushing!!

Shino: *tries to hide ther eason why he is blushing*

Me: *gasp* E~~~~~W!!!!

Shino: *thinks: Oh gawd... Why now... why NOW of all timesdoes that have to hapen?*

Me: *jumps off of the bed and runs to the farthest corner from Shinos bed and covers her mouth and nose* Shino's Sick!! Ah!

Shino: *dies a little inside from the shame of his manly nature*

Me: We should get some medicine!

Shino: *sighs* I dont think that medicine will make it go down.....

Me: *gasp* Are you trying to say that-

Shino: *nods* Yes, I do indeed have an-

Me: A FEVER?!?! D=

Shino: o_o

Me: *gasp* *runs over to the side of the bed and and sits beside Shino and lowers her her forehead onto his*

Shino: *blush*

Me: Oh no! You DO have a fever!!

Shino: *thinks: hmmm... I wonder why.....*

Me: I'll be right back! *runs out of the room*

Shino: *sigh of relief*

Me: *bursts through the door carrying a tray with a pill bottle and a glass of water on it* *sets the tray on the bedside table and pours a few pills into her hand* Here! This stuff should help! ^ ^

Shino: um... thanks... *takes the pills and the glass of water and swallows the pills*

Me: *stares at Shino with caring eyes*

Shino: Huh?

Me: Oh nothing... *sits on the side of the bed for a few minutes before lifting up the covers and crawling uncer them to face Shino*

Shino: *blushes a little more* W-what are you d-doing?

Me: *closes eyes* Whenever I was sick, my mom would always lay down beside me and talk to me. It always made me feel better... *trails off*

Shino: Well that doesnt mean that I'll get better if your laying down beside me... *naughty thoughts*

Me: *opens eyes and stares into Shino's* Well... Its worth a try.. Just lie down here and take a nap.. maybe you'll feel better then once the medicine kicks in.

Shino: *sigh* OKay... I guess I could try it....

~~~15 Minutes Later~~~

Me: ...And so I was like, "Girrr! That shirt sssoooooooo does NOT go with that skirt!"

Shino: O_O *mumbles* oh no....

Me: I know!! It was a total mistake! I mean-

Shino: *reaches over Me to grab the pill bottle*

Me: -what girl in their right mind would do that? Its like- Hey Shino? Could you stop poking me in the leg? Its getting annoying... It was a retorical question... so you dont have to answe-

Shino: *gasp* WHAT KIND OF MEDICINE DID YOU GIVE ME?!?!

Me: *takes pill bottle and reads* Viagra...

Shino: O//////////////////////////////////////////////////////O WHAT?!?!?!

Me: *unphased* What? Viagra is just an allergy pill....

Shino: OMFG!!! READ THE BACK! *takes the pill bottle from her hand and shoves it up to her face*

Me: *starts reading and her face steadily starts to get redder* *quietly* um.... *awkward silence* *moment of realization* *eyes get really big* HO MY GAWD!!!!! *lifts up the covers to finally discover what had been poking her in the leg for so long* AAAAHHHHH!!!! SICKO PERVY BUG MAN!!!

THE END

lol! I was just really bored so I started to write this one on a piece of paper... I dont know... lol I do wierd things when Im bored... lol 4laugh But you know you love it! lol ha ha just kidding! lol Sorry that its so long! lol I just got started and once I begin I dont ever stop.... unless a butterfly flies by... then I have to go chase after it with a fork yelling "Come here my cute little porkchop you!" and nipping at the air every once in a while... *still bored as you can clearly tell* rofl!! XDDDD

I love this one !!  

[KittyKun06]

Gaara: Unhh.... The pain... of living...
Lee: No, it was the pain of me, making love to you.


(sorry, not funny. I tried my best)  

[KittyKun06]

Renee_nevermore

FReAKiN_PiSSeD_RADDiSH

Weee!! Ha ha! xp Yay! Time for more Shino Blooper funness! Wee! haha! I had fun writing these... I hope you guys enjoy reading them... even though they are kind of long and whatever... lol!


Shino Bloopers!

~Shino Gets Sick~

Me: *slyly sneaks into Shino's bedroom and tiptoes over to the wondow and clutches closed blinds* Hey Shino! XD *yell*

Shino: *opens an eye groggily* What is it, Madam?

Me: GOOD MORNING STARSHINE!!! *rips open the blinds and lets the bright morning sunshine seep into the rom*

Shino: AH! *covers eyes with his bed covers*

Me: *jumps on the bed in a very childish manner* Aw.... get up, get up, get up! *jumps on the bed one last time before finally jumping and landing and strattling Shino's hips*

Shino: *tries to pish Me away* No *very short and to the point*

Me: *whines* But Shiiiinooooo!!! Its already 6:00 in the morning!! You should already be up and ready for a funfulled yaoi-full day!!

Shino: *thinks: Thats exacitically why I dont want to get up right now....* *continues trying to puch Me off his hips*

Me: Aw.... *bounces up and down on Shino* But you're so sexthy!!

Shino: *blushes slightly*

Me: Ah! O_O You're blushing!!

Shino: *tries to hide ther eason why he is blushing*

Me: *gasp* E~~~~~W!!!!

Shino: *thinks: Oh gawd... Why now... why NOW of all timesdoes that have to hapen?*

Me: *jumps off of the bed and runs to the farthest corner from Shinos bed and covers her mouth and nose* Shino's Sick!! Ah!

Shino: *dies a little inside from the shame of his manly nature*

Me: We should get some medicine!

Shino: *sighs* I dont think that medicine will make it go down.....

Me: *gasp* Are you trying to say that-

Shino: *nods* Yes, I do indeed have an-

Me: A FEVER?!?! D=

Shino: o_o

Me: *gasp* *runs over to the side of the bed and and sits beside Shino and lowers her her forehead onto his*

Shino: *blush*

Me: Oh no! You DO have a fever!!

Shino: *thinks: hmmm... I wonder why.....*

Me: I'll be right back! *runs out of the room*

Shino: *sigh of relief*

Me: *bursts through the door carrying a tray with a pill bottle and a glass of water on it* *sets the tray on the bedside table and pours a few pills into her hand* Here! This stuff should help! ^ ^

Shino: um... thanks... *takes the pills and the glass of water and swallows the pills*

Me: *stares at Shino with caring eyes*

Shino: Huh?

Me: Oh nothing... *sits on the side of the bed for a few minutes before lifting up the covers and crawling uncer them to face Shino*

Shino: *blushes a little more* W-what are you d-doing?

Me: *closes eyes* Whenever I was sick, my mom would always lay down beside me and talk to me. It always made me feel better... *trails off*

Shino: Well that doesnt mean that I'll get better if your laying down beside me... *naughty thoughts*

Me: *opens eyes and stares into Shino's* Well... Its worth a try.. Just lie down here and take a nap.. maybe you'll feel better then once the medicine kicks in.

Shino: *sigh* OKay... I guess I could try it....

~~~15 Minutes Later~~~

Me: ...And so I was like, "Girrr! That shirt sssoooooooo does NOT go with that skirt!"

Shino: O_O *mumbles* oh no....

Me: I know!! It was a total mistake! I mean-

Shino: *reaches over Me to grab the pill bottle*

Me: -what girl in their right mind would do that? Its like- Hey Shino? Could you stop poking me in the leg? Its getting annoying... It was a retorical question... so you dont have to answe-

Shino: *gasp* WHAT KIND OF MEDICINE DID YOU GIVE ME?!?!

Me: *takes pill bottle and reads* Viagra...

Shino: O//////////////////////////////////////////////////////O WHAT?!?!?!

Me: *unphased* What? Viagra is just an allergy pill....

Shino: OMFG!!! READ THE BACK! *takes the pill bottle from her hand and shoves it up to her face*

Me: *starts reading and her face steadily starts to get redder* *quietly* um.... *awkward silence* *moment of realization* *eyes get really big* HO MY GAWD!!!!! *lifts up the covers to finally discover what had been poking her in the leg for so long* AAAAHHHHH!!!! SICKO PERVY BUG MAN!!!

THE END

lol! I was just really bored so I started to write this one on a piece of paper... I dont know... lol I do wierd things when Im bored... lol 4laugh But you know you love it! lol ha ha just kidding! lol Sorry that its so long! lol I just got started and once I begin I dont ever stop.... unless a butterfly flies by... then I have to go chase after it with a fork yelling "Come here my cute little porkchop you!" and nipping at the air every once in a while... *still bored as you can clearly tell* rofl!! XDDDD

I love this one !!

Very funny! Gotta luv the viagra, eh?
Love it, love it.  

[KittyKun06]

*Gaara and Lee lying in bed together*



Gaara: Lee.... that.. was... GREAT!
Lee: YUP! SURE WAS!
ME: *enters room* Hello boys.... AHHH! *sees em naked in my bed* WHAT THE HECK?!!??!?!?
*both cover their chests with covers.*
Lee: Rachel-dono! I'm sorry! I'm soooo sorry! I-I had to much to drink last night!
Me: I'm soooooo mad at you Lee!
Lee: WHY?!!?!?!
Me: Cause you didn't do it to me! THAT'S WHY!
Lee: sweatdrop Ohh... that it? *lee tries to get out of bed*
Gaara: Lee-kun... don't leave....
Lee: *licks Gaara's cheek* Don't worry, it's not for long....