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[Aenakume]

Revan Star

What if a person is cute, can quote good science fiction, and has good cheese to feed you?

Critical mass standing orgasm. You would be able to hear the "squeeeeee" from Rho Cassiopeiae.  

[Revan Star]

Aenakume

Revan Star

What if a person is cute, can quote good science fiction, and has good cheese to feed you?

Critical mass standing orgasm. You would be able to hear the "squeeeeee" from Rho Cassiopeiae.

Its not possible to hear your Squee from Rho Cassiopeiae, ignoring the fact that its 11,650 light years away, Rho is a yellow hyper-giant star, thus, no one can be on Rho, let alone hear your squee as you have a critical mass standing orgasm.  

[Aenakume]

Revan Star

Aenakume

Revan Star

What if a person is cute, can quote good science fiction, and has good cheese to feed you?

Critical mass standing orgasm. You would be able to hear the "squeeeeee" from Rho Cassiopeiae.

Its not possible to hear your Squee from Rho Cassiopeiae, ignoring the fact that its 11,650 light years away, Rho is a yellow hyper-giant star, thus, no one can be on Rho, let alone hear your squee as you have a critical mass standing orgasm.

Oh ye of little imagination. ^_^ There could be a starship or space station belonging to a super-advanced alien race deep in the photosphere of Rho Cassiopeiae, using the sun's power to create advanced materials or taking advantage of the high energy and high gravity for some kind of advanced physics experiment or just refuelling, right now as we speak (11,650 years ago).

Just imagine it:

Goron: "Well, here we are in the photosphere of Rho Cassiopeiae, using the star's power to create exotic materials, ho hum."

Zurk: "Goron, we're picking up a signal!"

Anna (11,650 years ago): "Yes, yes, yes, uuhhhh, oh ******** YES!!!!"

Goron: "... wow."

Zurk: "... that was hot."

Goron: "We have so got to invent time travel to go back and see that close up."

Zurk: "That's what she said."

Goron and Zurk erupt into raucous guffaws of laughter, because in their civilization, "that's what she said" jokes are considered the highest form of comedy.  

[DeirdreTonbo]

I'd travel through time for that. heart  

[Jerohan]

DeirdreTonbo

I'd travel through time for that. heart

Same here.

Hmm... well, I'm gonna go dive into Anna's bosom now. I'll bring cheddar as payment for a few gropes, too. razz  

[Jerohan]

I got a sci-fi quote. My favorite quote of all. Let's see what happens when Anna hears it.

"So, Anna, want to come in?"

"I dunno, it's late. I should go."

Looks aghast, then angry, then quivers with rage befre shouting to the heavens, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!"  

[IcyWind Glaceon]

Jerohan

Also, I understand about weeding out the crappy RPers, elitists, and creeps. Been one of the cyber fiends myself ( braces self for the incoming shitstorm), but I also feel the pain of trying to weed through those for someone who wants a damned god story.

So, ladies, your not alone. I feel y'all.

Oh dang big wall for me. Anyways, yeah it sucks that some people go, "You should only be this way if you want to RP this way." It's called I have the freedom of speech, and I have every right to do what I want so long as I don't harm anyone. The big thing that turns me off from Yaoi is the fact that it seems EVERYONE is into it. Those are the only RPs I find when looking through Barton Town. Made me kind of mad because I wanted to work specifically on GirlxGirl for writing.

As for starting defenders again, I'll take a look at it sometime. I may be interested  

[Aenakume]

Aw hell yeah, Khan will work. I'm yours.

I got the best one in months Thanksgiving weekend, though. We were eating dinner and the rice in the bowl on the table ran low. I told the guy I was with that there was more in the pot, and though I didn't feel like getting up to get it, if he really wanted more I would.

He took my hand with a serious, serious, serious expression on his face, and held it like he was about to ask me to marry him or something, and looked at me intensely and said, "The rice must flow."

I was giddy for hours.  

[Revan Star]

Aenakume

Aw hell yeah, Khan will work. I'm yours.

I got the best one in months Thanksgiving weekend, though. We were eating dinner and the rice in the bowl on the table ran low. I told the guy I was with that there was more in the pot, and though I didn't feel like getting up to get it, if he really wanted more I would.

He took my hand with a serious, serious, serious expression on his face, and held it like he was about to ask me to marry him or something, and looked at me intensely and said, "The rice must flow."

I was giddy for hours.

.......Indi I take it?

If so, let him know, that for quoting dune, I'm his. Totally.  

[Aenakume]

The "serious, serious, serious" is a dead giveaway. ^_^;  

[Revan Star]

Aenakume

The "serious, serious, serious" is a dead giveaway. ^_^;

That... And it sounds exactly like something he'd say/do... and ^_^; dont you always have thanksgiving dinner with him?  

[Aenakume]

Yup, he does have a bad habit of dropping awesome science fiction quotes at exactly the wrong time. ^_^;  

[Revan Star]

Aenakume

Yup, he does have a bad habit of dropping awesome science fiction quotes at exactly the wrong time. ^_^;

^_^; I dont know... "The rice must flow" is brilliantly timed.  

[Aenakume]

Okay, that one was good. ^_^; Most... not so much.  

[Revan Star]

Aenakume

Okay, that one was good. ^_^; Most... not so much.

What were some of the ill timed ones?