Naruto Bloopers!

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

AZZY GOES FOR A WALK!

Azmira: *walking down the road* La Di Da Di Da! ^w^
*looks down* AH! D8

Spider: *slowly floats towards Azzy*

Azmira: *continues walking forward* AAAAAAHHHH!!! DX

-COLLISION-

Azmira: o.o ah....

SPIDEY GOES FOR A WALK!

Spider: ^w^ Yay Food! *slowly floats down* La Di Da Di Da! ^w^
*looks up* AH! D8

Azmira: *slow mo walk toward Spider*

Spider: *continues floating toward Azmira* AAAAAAHHHH!!! DX

-COLLISION-

Spider: X.X *is dead*

-The Next Day-

Millions of Spider's Kids: *standing around in a huge circle around their father's grave* *all clap hands together in unison* Rest in Peace!



lol A lot of people aren't going to get this because it's an inside joke between me, Kyoko, and Katara... lol But... ah well.... I think it's a fun blooper (maybe because I understand it, but oh well! lol) ENJOYZ!! XD lawl!  

[KittyKun06]

Straight or Not? Sasuke blooper.

cool Sasuke: (sitting under a large oak tree)....
4laugh Sakura: (sees Sauke and skips over to him.) Hi, Sasuke-kuuuun.
cool Sasuke: (looks up for a second and looks down) what?
blaugh Sakura: I became a chunin. ARe you proud???
stare Sasuke: Why wouldI be proud. of you?
4laugh Sakura: Cause behidn that cool exterior you aresecretly crushing on me.
stare Sasuke: No, Sakura. I'm not.
3nodding Sakura: Come on, Sasuke (still cheerful. Sits beside him) I know it deep down in there, you have feelings for me. (lays head on his shoulder)
mad Sasuke sad stands up) And I was comfortable to. Look, I dont like you and I never will. Get it? Got it? Good.
crying Sakura: (tears poruing down cheeks) Then who willy uo like???
whee Naruto: (Is holding flowers for Sakura. walks into Sasuke. Flowers go everywhere.) Ow! Argh! Sasuke! Why'd you have to be in the way?! I was going to give these flowers to Sakur-chan!
twisted Sasuke: (smirks and kisses him. His nails are digging into to Naruto's back, hard.)
eek Naruto: (muffled noises, trying to make words)mmhm! mhhhmm!!!
twisted Sasuke: (releases him, turning to Sakura, still hold Nartuo's shoulder) And thats, who I like. (turns back to Naruto, to find his face blank and in shock) Goodbye, Naruto-kun. (kisses him again quickly and leaves)
eek Sakura: (fainted)
mrgreen blaugh mrgreen mrgreen xd xd heart Naruto: YES! YES! YES! Oh geeze did I say that outloud.... sweatdrop  

[KittyKun06]

Iruka& Kakashi blooper

Iruka: Ok... so, how do I tell Kakashi that my love for him burns more than the intesity of a thousads suns?

Naruto: Just relax.

Iruka: But I am a male, thus me and him aren't meant to be!

Naruto: Dont let your gender stop you, sensei!

Iruka: Naurto, thank you. You are the man.... oh Naruto! (hugs Naruto tightly.)

Naruto: (barely can breathe) Uh... sensei... tooo hard...

Iruka: (ahem) Oh, sorry, Naruto! sweatdrop


(NEXT DAY)

Iruka: (ahem) Goodday Kakashi.

Kakashi:... Oh, hi Iruka.

Iruka: I have something to tell you...

Kakshi: yes, yes... go on....

Iruka: (blurts out) my love for you bruns with hte intensity of an thousands suns! And even though I am a male, I am deperetely hoping that you will get over that and that you'll accept my love with open arms! (deep breathe in)

Kakashi: (twitches and falls over, still twitching)

Iruka: Oh well! Naruto.......  

[KittyKun06]

Gaara&Lee Blooper


Lee: Tra-la-la-la-laaaaa! *is skipping*
Gaara: *jumps out at lee* Boo!
Lee: AHHH! *clams down for a second and sees that its Gaara* AHHHH!
Gaara: *steps closer* Lee... i'm gonna kill you....
Lee: Oh, please dont! Please don't!
Gaara: Oh yes Lee... prepare to die....
Lee: No! I'm too youthful to die!
Gaara: I'll let you live on one condition...
Lee:*kinda scared* What... is... it...?
Gaara: *pulls on Lees arm*

(3 hours later)

(lying in bed, naked)
Gaara: okay Lee... I'll let you live....
Lee: Yes! And just for that?! Give me more GIVE ME MORE! blaugh  

[KittyKun06]

Meepit! Kabuto and Oro!

(think or Oro as a chibi and Kabuto as a normal anime with big BIG eyes)

blaugh Kabuto: (sing-son voice) Oro! Time for your sponge bath!

gonk Orochimaru: WAAH?! Now?! But I want to play with my snakeys!

talk2hand Kabuto: (wags finger) Now, now Oro-chan, gyou've got to be clean! I won't allow you to go un-clean! I don't like lying in the bed with a smelly over-lord you know.

crying Orochimaru: Waaahh (crys) B-b-b-uuuuttt! Kaa-kun.... Me no wanna take a bath!

rolleyes Kabuto: Okay, I'll take it with you then...

4laugh Orochimaru: YAY! *huggles*  

[KittyKun06]

Hope you like mine! I was on a role! heart  

[Redbird027]

jiraiya: *sitting at home and writing icha-icha paradise*

me: *bursts through the door* ICE CREEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

jiraiya: *sweatdrop* what?

me: *runs to the kitchen*

jiraiya: don't eat the whole bucket this time...

me: *starts choking from eating too fast and accidently swallowing the spoon*

jiraiya: i told you not to eat the whole thing! bend over and hold still! *trys to do the heimlick menuver*

me: *coughs up spoon* ok, you can let go now

jiraiya: actually, i think i like you in this position...

me: O_O  

[_-Subliminal Logic-_]

Redbird027

jiraiya: *sitting at home and writing icha-icha paradise*

me: *bursts through the door* ICE CREEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

jiraiya: *sweatdrop* what?

me: *runs to the kitchen*

jiraiya: don't eat the whole bucket this time...

me: *starts choking from eating too fast and accidently swallowing the spoon*

jiraiya: i told you not to eat the whole thing! bend over and hold still! *trys to do the heimlick menuver*

me: *coughs up spoon* ok, you can let go now

jiraiya: actually, i think i like you in this position...

me: O_O

So freaking rad! xD
I totally love this!!  

[Redbird027]

here's something ancient i found deep within the recesses of my computer...:


kabuto: *making out with orochimaru*

orochimaru: oh noes! my cookies are burning! *stretches his tongue so he can run to the kitchen and make out at the same time*

kabuto: mmmmmmm.........*starts gagging* orochi-seme! your tongue is too long! *continues choking*

*phone rings*

orochimaru: *answers phone, completely unaware that kabuto is turning purple from lack of air* hello?

voice on other side of the phone line: hey manwoman, what's up?

orochimaru: what!? who is this!?

voice: ehehehee...you can't deny it. you're 33% man 33% woman 33% ***** and 1% michael jackson-spawn.

orochimaru: grrrrr...how did you find out my secret? *glances at kabuto*

kabuto: *passes out from lack of air*

orochimaru: oh noes! ny precious uke! *quickly removes his tongue from kabuto's mouth*

kabuto: *springs back to life* YAY! i'm saved! thank you orochi-seme!

orochimaru: de nada. *starts munching on cookies*

kabuto: why do all the cookies look like sasuke? *gasp* are you gonna leave me for a younger man!?

orochimaru: well...i...uh...

kabuto: nooooo!!! why, orochi-seme? how could you do this to me?

orochimaru: relax, i did the same thing to jiraiya decades ago

kabuto: *gasp* so you're a gay pimp?

familiar voice: BRINGIN DOWN THE HOUSE JUTSU!

*a giant frog falls from the ceiling and crushes kabuto*

orochimaru: my precious uke! *looks up* huh? jiraiya-seme?

jiraiya: that's right, uke! the pervy hermit's back for more!

orochimaru: *girlish squeal* hooray!  

[FrostIronLover]

OH MY GAWD! These are hilarious! ROFL and LMAO! I'm pretty sure I turned beet red while reading these! You guys are sooo talented. Okay, I know I'm not a member of the guild, but here's one that ends well for Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei.

I rush in through the front door of Kakashi's house excitedly.

Me: Kakaaaashi-sensei!!!

He walks normally to the front hall to intercept my rampage through his house before I wreck anything.

Iru: What is all the shouting about, Char-chan?(yes pronounced just how you burn food!)

I run up to him and shout.

Me: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO LIIIKKKEEES YOUUUU!!

Iru: Oh? Do tell. *thinks of everyone he knows that might like him that way*

Me: leans in real close and whispers in his ear.

Kakashi: O////////O (thats how you blush right?) .........Well, well, well. I knew he was acting strange, but this? *-* Excuse me, be right back.

Walks out of house and to Iruka-sensei's house. I follow behind and watch from behind a bush. Iruka opens the door after Kakashi knocks and looks shocked to see him. He turns beet red.

Iru: K-kakashi! Wh-what brings you here?

Ka: Looks at Iru seductivly and leans against the doorframe and smiles sleepily. Close your eyes and I'll show you.

Iru's nose starts to bleed.O_O He obeys.
Kakashi leans in and grabs Iru around the waist and crushes him to him as Iru's eyes fly open.

Iru: Kakashi what- and is cut off by Kakashi kissing him fiercly.
Iru tries only minimally to resist as he falls under his spell.
Kakashi smiles at him and then drags him into Iru's house.
I sneak in after to listen at the bedroom door.

~~(30 minutes later)~~~

Kakashi traces a line down Iru's quivering flesh as Iru beggs for more. Kakashi: Of course my little uke.*-*