Whoops, I typo'd in the title.

I meant, "Underworld, Rise of the Lameassedness"



I'm a big fan of vampires and a bigger fan of werewolves. But there are two scenes on loop in this movie; Lucian gets shot twice in the back, Lucian magically is unharmed and escapes. Lucian gets shot twice in the back, Lucian magically recovers and escapes.

After 90 minutes they change it up. Lucian gets shot twice in the... ankle and wrist, then Lucian is magically okay and escapes.