Might as well do this right if I'm going to do it at all.
...Well, my name is Katie, most people call me kitten, for a reason that is unknown to me.
I am one of the only females in this town to actually spit on a copy of Twilight on DVD. And the only one to throw it in my fireplace, with the novels as well. I'm also the only one my age to have most of Stephen King's books proudly displayed on my bookshelf.
When I die, I want a parking meter displayed next to my headstone, saying "TIME EXPIRED".
...I don't know why I want that though. I just wanna make someone laugh in a cemetery.
I also want punch and pie to be served at my funeral. As Eric Cartman once said, "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie."
I want to get married in a pair of jeans and a tanktop, with flipflops on my feet. Screw the fancy stuff.
Uh... I can't really think of anything. If you wanna know more about me, my profile should help you out.
...Well, my name is Katie, most people call me kitten, for a reason that is unknown to me.
I am one of the only females in this town to actually spit on a copy of Twilight on DVD. And the only one to throw it in my fireplace, with the novels as well. I'm also the only one my age to have most of Stephen King's books proudly displayed on my bookshelf.
When I die, I want a parking meter displayed next to my headstone, saying "TIME EXPIRED".
...I don't know why I want that though. I just wanna make someone laugh in a cemetery.
I also want punch and pie to be served at my funeral. As Eric Cartman once said, "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie."
I want to get married in a pair of jeans and a tanktop, with flipflops on my feet. Screw the fancy stuff.
Uh... I can't really think of anything. If you wanna know more about me, my profile should help you out.
