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 Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:13 pm
The twins didn't hear the girls. They were still wrapped up in their conversation. "Please don't slap me. Don't slap me again. I don't wanna get slapped again! The first time hurt so bad. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit!" Fred was sincerely scared.
Adalae's mouth was hanging open. She looked over to Marilyn.
((I had to add that part.))
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:25 pm
Marilyn's mouth fell open as well. "Oh dear God."
The twins finally looked up.
Marilyn repeated what she said earlier. "Um...please excuse us we..." She looked at Adalae.
They finished simultaneously. "We have to go change our pants."
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:33 pm
As both of the girls turned and walked off the twins looked at each other. They were both speechless. The only thing they could do was slap each other simultaneously. "That doesn't count though." Fred was rubbing the hand print on his face.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:46 pm
"No," George agreed. "I think we just both needed that. I mean, did they really both just say that?"
Marilyn was silent until they were out of earshot. "Okay, so...that was interesting."
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:51 pm
"Unless we both hallucinated. Yes." Fred started heading for the dorm again.
"I think I just had a stroke... of awesomeness." Adalae was confused and excited at the same time. Which made her even more confused. "We should probably go put on dry clothes."
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:25 am
"Well, damn." George walked in silence the rest of the way to the dorm. He opened the portrait and then immediately wished he hadn't. "You know Fred, maybe...um...maybe we don't...um...really need dry clothes afterall..." But it was too late. Fred had already come in and had a most wonderful view of Anna and Neville devouring each others' faces.
"Probably. And I know we sort of planned that line and all, but...I may actually be in need of some new underwear." Marilyn rapidly shook her head to clear it a little. "So...I'm assuming you got similiar but opposite slap bet information."
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:20 pm
Fred stood in the portrait hole frozen. After a moment he exploded. "What the hell!" He ran up to the 'couple' and shoved them off of eachother. "Five years!! Five YEARS!!" He paced back and forth with his hands on his head.
"Me too. Whenever you two have a coupley moment George gets to slap Fred." Adalae nodded.
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:33 pm
"I thought so. Same for me only you and George." The reached their room and Marilyn started to pull on some dry clothes. "I have a feeling that there will be a lot of smacking. I mean they're sexy beasts, we're psychotically adorable...or pyschotic and adorable. I always get those two mixed up."
Anna and Neville separated quickly at the sound of shouting, but Anna quickly realized who was shouting. "Oh yeah, five years of what? Five years of you just expecting me to be your girlfriend no questions asked. Five years of you doing absolutely nothing! Five years of me being an afterthought to the rest of your life. I'm done with your crap!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:14 pm
Breaking out of her thoughts and plots, Spike turned to the others.
"So, riveting as my curtains and painful loss are, I'm kinda thinking new activities are in order. Anyone up for a swim?" She eyed Ezra. He was quite good looking, and with the vaguely athletic look to him, it seemed likely that his shirtlessness would be quite a gratifying site, and one she was eager to view.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:19 pm
"We're psychotic and psychotically adorable." Adalae quickly changed into dry clothes.
"What is that supposed to mean?! You were my girlfriend! What questions would I be asking? What haven't I done for you?" Fred couldn't believe this was happening. They'd been together for so long and now she's ending it with someone else.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:21 pm
"Sounds like a great idea." Daire had a relatively short attention span. New things always excited him.
Ezra stared out the window. "I don't swim..."
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:34 pm
Anna crossed her arms and tapped her foot quite rapidly. "Okay, tell me the last time you did something romantic for me."
George was thinking that this was his point exactly but didn't think now would be a good time to tell Fred this. His other thoughts were mostly along the lines of "Neville? What the...? Neville? Damn."
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:30 pm
Fred sputtered. He had to think for a moment. "Your birthday! I got firecrackers to spell out a message for you!" He knew he would end up digging himself into a hole if he wasn't careful.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:55 pm
"Probably just thought of it as a chance to to test one of your precious new products." Anna glared at him furiously.
George even winced at that little comment. He also noticed that Neville seemed to be trying to disappear into the couch.
Marilyn smiled. "I think this situation calls for a little more parallelism. We're adorably psychotic and psychotically adorable. Speaking of parallel...perhaps we should go regain a hold of our twins lest we deprive them of the ability to smack each other."
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:36 pm
Fred growled in frustration. "All you ever do is rip on our products! I've asked you so many times if you wanted to be involved but nooo! You call them juvenile and useless. That my life though! Fine then! I guess I'm juvenile and useless. I guess you never loved me in the first place then!"
Adalae nodded. "Twould be a shame to lose out on all those glorious slaps"
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