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"I do what I can, Daithes... though if you want to try to drag in the male populous maybe it'll even us out. Good luck at your attracting the guys... "

Take it or leave it. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me and I'll answer them as fast as I can in the order they are received.
Welcome to Provoka, I'm sure you'll enjoy it here, Mr. Valor.

"The one and only Captain of the Lady Washington & Leader of Provokan Society, sir. How might I be of service."

Well, if you don't mind rotting in port for awhile until I can get things up and running again after our recent hand-over of power, then welcome aboard. You can call me "Sir", or "Miss" or "Erm." Though friends call me 'Lucky Jack', crewmen of whom are not yet familiar may call me "Cap'n".

I realize this is completely random and may not be the best place to post this tidbit of information, but I've finally gotten my first gander at the official Diablo III cinematic trailer and gameplay vidoes, and I must say, I'm thoroughly impressed. Truth be told, I am an AVID Diablo II player (as I believe some of you already know) and I cannot express to you the amount of joy and giddiness that's been overflowing from me since viewing said DIII trailers. I've long since been in denial about the lack of production made public on this project, in fact, I had almost given up hope at ever seeing a Diablo III, much less playing, but those nightmares have soundly been put to rest. Needless to say, ultimatums have already been set between my husband and I as to who gets first play and onto which computer the program will be installed, and the game doesn't even have a release date yet. *snickers*

Diablo III official site: www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

A must see for any Diablo fans who've been waiting anxiously as I have. I recommend watching the trailers and reading up on a few of the games new features/character classes.

*coughs* Pardon my momentary fan-girl outburst, it shall not happen again.

Nay, I dern' got anythin fer ya. I be stuck here on the west coast. California they call it. Plen'y o' room ter hide me airship here in the mountains. Though a recent bout o' unexpected snowfall got all the lines and the steerin' column all froze up. Can't fly the bloomin' thing anywhare 'till the weather warms up. That, an we be runnin out o' spirits here. Got any suppliers who be willin ter rush up the mountain fer about, ermm, four hundred pence? We also got this big statue, might be made o' gold, or some yella brass. Thing so clean, we can' tell at all! Well, be nice ter meet ye all. I be Captain o' a crew out here, but when we get ter sailin 'gain, mind if we come in ter port fer a while? If ye got's a cave we could hide in, tha' would work too. Can't let that blasted navy get ther ruddy hands all o'er it. I be puttin a paintin o' me ship in me sig later. Ermm, tha' way ye can tell if thar be a large o'nough hole ter stow away in. Alas, I ramble. Gerd day ter ye all, an' good luck reconstructin tha' sea-port! Me an' me crew'll come down an 'elp ye when we thaw out our Furner. Well, me crew anyways.