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 Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:50 pm
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cn't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:51 pm
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:52 pm
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:53 pm
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:56 pm
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:58 pm
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same ` tune?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:01 pm
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:03 pm
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:04 pm
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:05 pm
Do you ever wonder why you gave out your e-mail address in the first place?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:09 pm
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:10 pm
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in the account?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:12 pm
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:16 pm
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:19 pm
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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